Chapter 4: Yo Ho, An Insane Life For Me…
I'm hoping that most read the title of this chapter as a warning, because this chapter is going to get real crazy! What I mean is: Yo Ho is what pirate's say and like our famous pirate Captain Jack Sparrow, they get drunk. Also Murtagh's mind will be up in the clouds…again… So Beware. Hope you enjoy the chapter!
Emberseve
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"I'll get it." Said Vanir.
"Yes-"
Just as Vanir was about to speak again Oromis came in on…on…Oh do you really want to know?
A motorcycle…
"WAZZ UP!" "…Uh are you guys alright?" asked Oromis, seeing that Murtagh, Vanir, and Arya where looking at him like he jumped off of a cliff…and he probably did.
"Hey, uh, how are you doing Vanir?" asked Murtagh, as he walked over to Vanir, still eyeing Oromis.
"Um…fine?" responded Vanir.
"Oh that's nice," "Hey, do you think you could do me a favor?" asked Murtagh.
"Sure…" said Vanir.
"…OH PLEASE JUST KILL ME NOW! PLEASE MAN, I BEG YOU! I THINK THAT I'M GOING INSANE!" said Murtagh, beginning to actually…yes, actually cry! Oh and at Vanir's feet holding Vanir's calves.
"I'll say," "Oh and uh. May I ask…why?" Asked a shocked Vanir.
"Gee, lets see. First I had the most horrible time of my life with an overly emotional girl, who practically chained me. And I've got a black eye…don't even say it!" yelled Murtagh, as he stood up.
"Wasn't going to." Said Vanir, smirking.
"Now I'm in Ellesméra with a guy (Murtagh points at Oromis) riding a motorcycle who thinks he's… I don't even know what he thinks he is! And I'm pretty sure I don't want to! How did you even get up the stairs… Just. Never mind!" shouted Murtagh.
Vanir leaned towards Murtagh, and Whispered, "… Don't worry this always happens when he's drunk…and now he's, um, well gone shipwreck…"
"Uh… You mean to tell me that…MY BROTHER WAS TRAINED BY A ELF WHO'S MORE INSANE THAN MY FATHER…I MEAN LOOK AT HIM! HE WAS DRIVING A MOTORCYCLE, DRUNK!" "Alright so my father got drunk a couple of times and gave me this scar, BIG DEAL! BUT THIS…THIS HAS GONE WAY TOO FAR!" shouted Murtagh.
"Hey! Your father had his… Moments!" shouted Oromis.
"Did I not say he gave me this scar?" asked Murtagh.
"Um, you might of mentioned it…" said Oromis.
"Um, I wouldn't normally say this but…I'M TAKEING ERAGON WITH ME AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!" Shouted Murtagh.
"Uh, sweetie…honey I don't know if you know this but... You would say that, or at least the evil Murtagh would say that. Oh by the way, what happen to him?" Said Arya.
"Whatever, Just… Don't ever call me those two things again, Ok?" asked Murtagh. "There reserved for my Mother…" Muttered Murtagh.
"Whatever." Replied Arya.
Does he even know his mother's dead? Thought Arya.
"…Hey Arya where is-Murtagh! Uh…did-did I miss something?" said Eragon coming from up the stairs.
"Unfortunately, yes…" said Arya.
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