Hello again, guys! Well, this ones pretty early, but here's the next Shinigami Message Board! Please, R&R :D
Shinigami Message Board
031 - Attention all Shinigami
It has come to our attention that there are many
Non-shinigami are being harassed by Seated Officers.
Kuchiki Rukia, please stop shoving p0rn in people's faces.
Kurotsuchi Mayuri, do not ever mention what you did to that poor woman in public again. There have been numerous restraining orders placed against you. And by numerous we mean over a hundred.
Ukitake Jushiro, we understand you love monkeys. We really do. But you don't need to act like one. And that particular scene was very disturbing, and will not happen again, am I clear?
Omaeda. No we are not going to even attempt spelling your name. You are not a member of the SMA. Please stop wearing their uniform. There have been many complaints. And no one insulted your momma, Omeada.
Please do not follow their example.
-Chojiro
(R)032 - What the hell?
You guys are freaking insane!
Ichigo
(R)033 - ?
Since when did you get here?
Chappy
*Aka Rukia*
(R)034 - F*cker
Since his dad's condom failed!
{Anonymous}
(R)035 - Bankai!
You are aware I have bankai, right? I already kicked your ass once...
And why did I see Matsumoto hanging off the flagpole outside the Squad 10 barracks?
Ichigo
036 - What are you talking about, Ryoka?
She's been there the whole time! WHY?
037 - Because
Because I said so. So shut up. Hitsugaya, please stop forgetting to sign your name. Thats a 0 on your paper now. Your father would be ashamed.
The Observor.
038 - HOROSCOPE DISASTER!
Holy crap they changed the horoscope! I AM A LEO! I've always been a Leo! This is freaking stupid! OHMYGOD AND BECAUSE OF THIS IVE BEEN FALLING ON MY FACE ALL DAY! Who put those freaking bananas everywhere! It was you, wasn't it, Obervor! *GASP*
Hi$agi $huuhei
039 - Really?
Shuu. Stop being an idiot. You are STILL a LEO!
~Momo
040 - Abarai
You fool. Please stop making sexually exciting remarks.
Kuchiki Byakuya
Well, I have a few credits to give out for this one. For Hisagi freaking out about the Horoscope thing, the credit for that goes to SpaceisforStars. The first few after Chojiro's message (With the R next to the number of the posting) are credited to Ryuzaki Inzinsky. Thank you so much for giving ideas, all of you. For those of you who would like to suggest things, please review. Whether it be a horoscope, or a juicy piece of gossip, or just some weird suggestion =]