A/N: So, here's chapter 4! I hope you guys enjoy this one… I sure did. :3

And thanks to Melissa for her ever crazy wisdom, and help for inspiring me. She's mah homey fo shizzle! LOLOLOLZ I HAVE ADHD now… and OCD… :3

Ooh, a butterfly! Ooh, a butterfly! EVERYTHING MUST BE PERFECT! (Death the Kid OCD)

XD

Anyway, on with the disclaimers!

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN HETALIA! If I did, South Korea would grope Japan other countries in more 'vital regions' (and be in the actual show), Russia would be in my basement (for my entertainment… HAHAHA! I am an Adam Lambert fan. Kill me! XD [don't listen to me] what did I say? [don't tell me! Please!]), Belarus would be known as Lil' Blondie (cuz she's a RAPPER! She can spit out a rhyme on the spin of a dime!), and England would frolic in the flowers with his magical friends, and have Finland dress him up as Moonmin. (LOL! Look them up they're hilarious looking!)

Since when do I have schizophrenia? O.o

I DON'T OWN ANY SONGS! THEY BELONG TO THEIR RESPECTED OWNERS!

I DON'T OWN ANYTHING AT ALL! Especially not the Moonmin… They're so cute! :(

Enjoy! XD only 1,147 words… next chapter will be longer… I am evil… :3

This chappy [and the next ;)] is for you, Prussia fan girls/boys?(o.o)… whoever you are. XD

Matt stared at the TV screen with a permanent smile as they watched through the third and fourth movies. In the third, Arthur was drunk at a Christmas party, and the fourth was a 'continuation' of the party. Which meant Gilbert chased Francis and Arthur around chanting, "HAVE SEX! HAVE SEX!" Francis before had explained that in each video, Arthur thought that he was in a dream like state, so, he believed he was only in his dreams. In the morning, Arthur usually woke up in his bed. Matt grinned at his brother's explanation. Despite being very serious at times, Arthur had a vivid imagination. He secretly believed in fairies and magical beings, and once, Matt caught him talking to his magical friends. He giggled about it the rest of the week. But, he felt that these videos were, well, mean. But, he didn't say anything.

Francis put in the fifth video, and the blonde trio sat back and relaxed. The room was dark, and Matt swore he heard children and an odd voice singing on the television screen. It sounded familiar, but he couldn't put his finger on it. Matt recognized it was the original room, where Arthur had first danced on camera. Suddenly, the lights were on, and Arthur had a vibrant smile. Well, it was more like a creepy smile (A/N: IVAN TOOK OVER ARTHUR! Jk jk!). He just smiled at the camera, not even blinking for about five minutes. Matt took a sip of his water that sat on the glass coffee table. Finally, Arthur backed up, and revealed his outfit. Matt spewed his water, and Alfred laughed even harder. Arthur was dressed up as…

"BARNEY?" Matt shrieked in disbelief, and Alfred covered his boyfriend's mouth with his lips. The other blonde surprisingly did not taste like hamburgers, and instead, he had his own unique taste. Matt allowed Alfred to dominate the kiss, and the smaller blonde let out a little moan. When Alfred pulled away, he smiled and kissed Matt on the cheek. Matt blushed, but scooted closer to the other blonde. Francis smiled at both of them, and the three of them turned back to the TV.

"Hello boys and girls! I am Barney, Haha! And today, I have a special guest. His name is Francis, and he is made of CANDY! I found him in the Candy Cane forest with his magical gum drop fairy friends!" Arthur exclaimed at the camera, and he yanked Francis in front of the tri pod. A chuckle came from the camera, and Matt suspected it was Gilbert, seeing as he was Francis' partner in crime. Francis was stifling laughs as well, but he tried to keep his composure. He was wearing a red candy cane striped leotard, and pulled his hair back into a pony tail. Arthur grinned like a maniac, and licked Francis' face. Licked. Arthur's grin spread.

"He is made out of candy canes! Yummy- yummers! Riff, come over here, silly-willy!" Arthur squealed, and an orange dinosaur walked in front of the camera, his back to the device.

"Turn around!"

The orange dinosaur groaned, and turned around. Matt literally fell out of his seat, and Francis keeled over from laughing so hard. For you see, the orange dinosaur, Riff, was Alfred. He pushed his glasses back up onto his nose, and put on his best plastic smile.

"Hello kids!" He exclaimed with fake enthusiasm. Gilbert, of course, was barely controlling his laughing fits, and Alfred mouthed, 'I'm gonna kick your skinny German ass!' That only made the albino laugh harder behind the camera, and Arthur yanked Alfred's arm.

"Riff! Riff! Taste Francis the Candy-man! He tastes delicious! Hohoho!" Arthur giggled, and Alfred flashed a nervous smile.

"Oh, n-n-no thank you, I'm not hungry, it's okay!"

"I think you should, liebste."

"Fuck you Gilbert!" Alfred hissed, and added, "You're dressed up as a yellow dinosaur named BJ! You're the porn star dinosaur!"

"You wish you were me, liebste! Don't be so jealous!"

"Shut up! I don't want to be a porn star! Besides, you supposedly like pickles. Obviously that's innuendo!"

"Do you want my pickle, Al?"

"No!"

"Taste the Candy-man, Riff!" Arthur cut off, in a dangerous tone, and Alfred replied, "B-But, I don't like peppermint, and-"

"LICK THE CANDY-MAN YOU LITTLE WANKER!" Arthur boomed, then covered his mouth with his hands. He looked at the camera with an expression of fear mixed with surprise.

"I'm sorry children, Riff is being a bad dinosaur, and Barney had to say a bad word. Please don't repeat this to your parents."

"How strong is the alcohol you gave him?"

"Umm, oui, um, well, we didn't exactly give him alcohol…"

"What? What did you give him?" Alfred asked, fear setting into his features.

"Uhh, LSD?"

"WHAT? ARTHUR'S HIGH?"

Arthur grinned and took all Al and Francis' hands and sang, "I Love you, you love me-"

"Arthur, you're friggin' high!" Alfred exclaimed, cutting off his older brother.

"We're a happy family,"

"No were not! More like dysfunctional!"

"With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you!" Arthur sang and kissed Francis on the cheek and hugged him, then moved toward Alfred and sang, "Won't you lick Francis' face too?"

"I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS FRANCIS!"

"But you're gay too, non?"

"What? Well, I mean, uhh, I-"

"I know you like Matt, mon cher!"

"Sh-shut up! He probably doesn't like me back, and- wait, how the hell is that related to licking your stupid face?"

Gilbert chuckled, and sauntered onto the screen. He was wearing a green dinosaur outfit, and he smirked at the three blondes.

"Now, since I am the most provocative and awesome dinosaur, I will lick Francis' face for you. Arthur wanted someone to, right? Even if he is high." Gilbert purred, and Alfred and Francis blushed, Alfred with rage and Francis with embarrassment, and Arthur squealed in delight. Gilbert motions to the camera, and Alfred trudged to the gadget. Gilbert winked at the camera, and licks Francis' face from the bottom of his chin to the top of his head. He trailed his tongue slowly, flicking his tongue at the sides of Francis' lips, and travelled upward. Francis shivered, and Gilbert smirks, and licks the shell of Francis' exposed ear. He looked seductively at the camera, and Matt felt automatically uncomfortable. 'What the hell is this? Porn?' Matt thought. Gilbert gave one last lick before pulling away.

"Wow, you do taste good, Francis…" Gilbert purred, and Francis glared at said albino. Arthur was giggling throughout, and pulled Francis out the door.

"We need the others to taste Mr. Candy-man!" Arthur exclaimed. Gilbert followed, and then, the camera clicked off. Francis was just about to go up and pop out the disk, but the screen showed the room again. Gilbert walked on the screen, and all three of their mouths dropped. Gilbert was dressed in a sexy mock German military uniform, with red suspenders, black short shorts, and a military hat with star pins clipped on. He winked at the camera, and purred, "Hello boys… Sind Sie beriet?"