Story: An Unpredictable Game

Chapter IV: Oh that's How...

Summary: A girl...that was it a simple and obvious solution...problem...fan girls. It started out as a game. A game to just to drive away his fans. But what if he felt more for her in the end. Yet she found out, and tried to push him away.

Kouji shoved through the crowd to get toward the list.

"WHAT?" Kouji fell back out of the crowd. Usually people would stare at him, but they were too busy looking at the list or complaining about it…. To care. 'No way how can I get the part of Father Lawrence! And how could HE get the part of Romeo. I MEAN HE'S EMOTION-LESS FOR GOD SAKE!'

"Hey Kouji. What's up with you. You look mad." Shikamaru asked waving his hand in front of Kouji's face trying to get attention. He started to snap his fingers. "HELLO!" Kouji finally snapped out of his daze.

"Oh…Ow hi Shikamaru!"

"Hi to you too. So what's up?"

"Nothing."

"You're lying."

"No I'm not."

"Then how come you were ignoring me?"

"Uh well… You see I was um thinking! (wow he used his brain!)" Shikamaru raised an eyebrow. "I guess that doesn't make sense right?"

"You got that right." Kouji twitched at the sound of HIS voice.

"NO ONE ASKED YOU! SASUKE!" Kouji yelled!

"What wrong with you?" Sasuke asked.

"He's not in the best of moods." Shikamaru stepped in trying to cover for his friend.

"Well there was no need for the sudden out burst." Izumi appeared at Sasuke's side. Kari on his other side.

"Yeah. We heard it all the way over there. Right Izumi?"

"Yeah Kari. What's the matter Kouji?"

"Nothing." Kouji replied.

RING! The dreaded bell rung.

"We better get to class." Sasuke said.

"No duh Einstein." Kouji said.

"Whatever. Walk you to class Izumi." Sasuke offered.

"Sure." Izumi replied hesitantly. 'What's wrong with Kouji.'

"Wai-" Kouji began.

"Good idea. See-ya!" Shikamaru interrupted. He waved nervously until they were out of sight. He turned around. 'He sure is making things troublesome for me.' he thought. "What's wrong with you?"

"Stupid Sasuke."

"What do you have against Sasuke?"

"Why is he Romeo!" Kouji demanded.

'Hm. I wonder…' Shikamaru walked up to the list. 'I see.' He turned back to Kouji ho was still asking things. "Kouji?"

"Yeah."

"You like Izumi don't you?"

"W-W-W-Wh-a-a-a-t!" He immediately turned red.

"So you're mad at Sasuke since he got the role of Romeo with Izumi who's Juliet. RIGHT?"

"SHUT UP!"

"Thought so… Kouji it's only a play. It's not like there really gonna do the kissing scene…"

"Really?"

"Yep."

(Ninth period Drama)

"CLASS! Due so many questions over whether or not there will be a kissing scene in the play. The answer is yes!" Mrs. Shoeman yelled. Kouji glared at Shikamaru sitting next to him. Shikamaru laughed nervously.

"Thanks for nothing Shika." He was back to his old mood, but still pissed. And Izumi hanging around with Sasuke wasn't exactly helping. He glared at them making sure to turn away when Izumi was watching.

"Now class. We will practice. Izumi and Sasuke get up to the stage. Or should I say Romeo and Juliet!" Kouji felt like stabbing someone. He watched as they practiced. Running throught the love confession. He wanted to barf.

ROMEO He jests at scars that never felt a wound. But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon, Who is already sick and pale with grief, That thou her maid art far more fair than she: Be not her maid, since she is envious; Her vestal livery is but sick and green And none but fools do wear it; oh cast it off. It is my lady, O, it is my love! O, that she knew she were!

JULIET Ay me!

ROMEO She speaks: O, speak again, bright angel!

JULIET Romeo, O Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo? Deny thy father and refuse thy name; Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love, And I'll no longer be a Capulet.

ROMEO Aside Shall I hear more, or shall I speak at this?

JULIET 'Tis but thy name that is my enemy; Thou art thyself, though not a Montague. What's Montague? it is nor hand, nor foot, Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part Belonging to a man. O, be some other name! What's in a name? that which we call a rose By any other word would smell as sweet; So Romeo would, were he not Romeo call'd, Retain that dear perfection which he owes Without that title. O Romeo, doff thy name, And for that name which is no part of thee Take all myself.

ROMEO I take thee at thy word.

JULIET Ahhh!

JULIET Art thou not Romeo and a Montague?

ROMEO Neither, fair maid, if either thee dislike.

JULIET How camest thou hither, tell me, and wherefore? The garden walls are high and hard to climb, And the place death, considering who thou art, If any of my kinsmen find thee here.

ROMEO With love's light wings did I o'er-perch these walls; For stony limits cannot hold love out, And what love can do that dares love attempt; Therefore thy kinsmen are no let to me.

JULIET If they do see thee, they will murder thee.

ROMEO I have night's cloak to hide me from their eyes, And but thou love me, let them find me here: My life were better ended by their hate, Than death prorogued, wanting of thy love.

JULIET Thou know'st the mask of night is on my face, Else would a maiden blush bepaint my cheek For that which thou hast heard me speak to-night Fain would I dwell on form, fain, fain deny What I have spoke: but farewell compliment! Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say 'Ay,' And I will take thy word: yet if thou swear'st, Thou mayst prove false. O gentle Romeo, If thou dost love, pronounce it faithfully:

ROMEO Lady, by yonder blessed moon I swear That tips with silver all these fruit-tree tops--

JULIET O, swear not by the moon, the inconstant moon, That monthly changes in her circled orb, Lest that thy love prove likewise variable.

ROMEO Well what shall I swear by?

JULIET Do not swear at all; Or, if thou wilt, swear by thy gracious self, Which is the god of my idolatry, And I'll believe thee.

ROMEO If my heart's dear love--

JULIET Do not swear: although I joy in thee, I have no joy of this contract to-night: It is too rash, too unadvised, too sudden; Too like the lightning, which doth cease to be Ere one can say 'It lightens.' Sweet, good night! This bud of love, by summer's ripening breath, May prove a beauteous flower when next we meet. Good night. ROMEO O, wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?

JULIET What satisfaction canst thou have to-night?

ROMEO The exchange of thy love's faithful vow for mine.

JULIET I gave thee mine before thou didst request it!

(This took forever to type!)

This keep going on for a month they practiced and practiced not doing the actually kissing to Kouji's relief but with enough love scenes to piss him off. Until it was finally a week away from opening night…

Short I know I'm sorry! Reviwers Section!

Yumenori- HAHAHAHA Must kill Sakura! I hate her she is so usless! What does she do run hide and cry! And you guessed right! Sasuke is Romeo!

Kazumi Kairi or Kairi-chan - Yep I'm twisting up thier lives! As for the names I was watching a senator video and well the names were (Mr. Brownbag, Mrs. Sweatsocks, Mrs. Shoeman, Mrs. Boxer.) I'm dead seriouse. It was SOOOOOOO FUNNY! I afraid to say Kouji isn't Romeo Sasuke is. Aw and WHEN ARE YOU GONNA UPDATE AN ASSASSIN'S HEART I'M DIEING FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER! COME ON!

Ravemaster16- You now know that Sasuke is Romeo! Thanks for reviewing!

TUF STUF II-Henrika foreva-II - Sweet guess. Sasuke is Romeo! Thanks for the review!

dragonsunlight - You said the dreaded word. Details AHH! I suck at grammer. I'm glad you liked the chapter!

izumi minamoto - I hate cliffies too. Well you got lucky you reviewed two days ago! You waited the shortest!

AHH! Anyway for future refrence I will be putting more couples. Hinata/Naruto, Heji/Ten-Ten, Shikamaru/ Temari and that's it mabye. Good-bye!