God, I should be sleeping. But whatever. I WANT TO WRITE. And I want a review too sobs. I don't even know if anyone likes this. Oh well, I guess I'll keep writing.

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. Nobody does. He's like… the wind. Or God.OR BOTH!

Chapter 4:

Kait looked around at the Slytherin common room. Bleak, dismal. This was fun…. She plopped herself on an armchair and didn't know what to do. She wasn't tired and there wasn't anyone she knew to talk to.

"Hmm... I wonder what Triana is doing…" she thought to herself. However, her thoughts were interrupted when a young man strode over to her (because he doesn't walk. He strides.).

"I haven't seen you around here, before" said a smooth voice.

"Well isn't that the news of the century," she replied sardonically, before looking up.

The boy sat down beside her, obviously curious about whoever she was. "If you're such big news then why don't you tell me about yourself." He said as rather a command than a request.

"Fine… my name is Kait. I used to live in Russia and I went to Durmstrang. I'm a fifth year… and I'm not really supposed to be in this house but I'm a master of persuasion. If you know what I mean." She was referring to the lighter incident, but the boy didn't know what she meant, and took her phrase to be something of lecherous and lewd nature. He threw her a peculiar glance, but she didn't pick up on it.

"Um… so how come you don't have a Russian accent?" he asked, blocking her last sentence out of his mind.

"Well, I've also lived in Serbia, Bhutan, and Nicaragua, so I have a mix of accents," she said rather blandly, looking at her fingernails. She wasn't very good at socializing with people she didn't know to well, especially if she was discussing herself with them. She could talk about politics or science or math with them, but not about personal things.

"Oh. Neat. Uh… so…" he kind of hoped that his conversation would lead to something great about her. But no. She was boring. There weren't any boring Slytherins! How could this happen? No, there must be something good. He tried again, "What's your favorite subject?"

"Religion…" she responded dimly, staring at the fire.

"What? I don't think we have that class here…" he groped for something else to say.

"Oh sorry, what did you ask me?" She snapped back to reality. She had heard him ask a question and she just gave her usual response. Why was this conversation so disastrous? It was absolutely lackluster. And she was Kait. A girl with a blue mohawk who couldn't find a thing to say.

"What is your favorite subject?" he repeated.

"Oh… um… I like the Dark Arts… and Potions. And Charms. What about you?" she asked awkwardly.

"I like Transfiguration and Potions and Astronomy, a little bit." He uttered.

They sat there for a little bit in the awkward silence.

"GAY BABIES!" screamed Kait.

"…Pardon me?" asked the boy.

"You know. Whenever there is an awkward silence, gay babies are born. It's like, Kepler's Fourth Law or something. Uh, so what is your name?" she asked, trying to salvage the conversation.

"Blaise Zambini." he said with a rather snooty tone, as if she was supposed to recognize it.

"Oh. That's cool. Blaise is a pretty bitchin' name."

"Uh, thanks. I'm kind of tired; I'm going to go to bed…. Goodnight." He said, walking over the stairs leading to the dormitory.

"Okay! Goodnight. See you in classes tomorrow." She raced up the staircase to the dormitory, kind of embarrassed by her meeting with Blaise. Why can't I socialize like a normal person? Oh my god, I did the gay babies thing. Ughhhhh.

She went over to her bed and saw her things had been unpacked for her. Wow, everything is so nice here at Hogwarts! She couldn't believe it, and she was so happy to be out of Durmstrang.

I'm sorry this chapter was so short! It is pitiful, I'm really sorry. I needed a chapter with Kait, so that Triana didn't become the main character. I want both of them to be. So yeah, last chapter when I said I was really excited to write chapter 4, I really meant chapter 5 (unless one of them dreams), not this piece of crap. Keep reading, AND SOMEONE GIVE ME A REVIEW ALREADY!