Fish fingers and custard. It's such a wonderful flavor combination. There's nothing on Earth that tastes better than fish fingers and custard; nothing in the entire Milky Way, in fact! There was one place that had something close to it, but the planet Pescadolce is inaccessible to me now. *sigh* So unfortunate…
Hm? No, it isn't a casualty of war. Whatever gave you that idea? Time-locked? Of course not! The reason I can't go is that I've made the trip so many times already there's no single moment I could arrive there in which I wouldn't be risking meeting myself!
A/N: OMG this one… I don't know what I was thinking when I wrote that one. Well, yeah, I do; I was thinking I needed to write a drabble just with the Eleventh Doctor in it since I had already done one with Nine and one with Ten.
