So you Might not even care. Cause I don't- OH MY GOSH! Watch Attack on Titan! Or don't! But either way on YouTube look up 'Die Young Attack on Titan parody' It's super awesome! It'll be the first thing that shows up and it'll have a long title. EPIC people made it. Anywhoo I own nothing at all in this except my mind, but the mafia probably owns my mind too so yahoo! Oh, if you read this after Kyo's POV a song came on while I was reading over my odd fanfic and it was called Sexy, Naughty, Bitch (male version) or something like that. Gosh it changed this so much. Well enjoy! Or don't! Oh right! Beware! YAOI!

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Love Me. Hate me.

Kyo's POV:

"So, What the heck are you so worked up about?" I asked the flustered usagi.

Momiji cringed shaking his head frantically. "It's nothing!" He looked up giving a big derpy smiling. "Really, I'm fine."

"You annoying little blond!" I got Momiji into a light headlock giving him a noogie.

"Wahh!" Momiji flailed his arms wailing in a childish voice. "Kyo's being meeean!"

"What? Does this hurt? Does it?" I continued the art of the noogie ruffling Momiji hair hopefully beyond repair.

"Meanie!" The younger blond pouted.

"Ya, well if you didn't smile like such an idiot I wouldn"t have-"

"Wait, Kyo did you hear that?" The rabbit perked up.

"No, hear what?" I frowned.

Without waiting for a response he pulled away."Follow me." Momiji stood walking out of the left exit. Standing I followed confused.

"Where are we-?"

Bringing a finger to his lips Momiji paused turning back to look at me. "Shhh..." He then continued to walk down the hall. Reaching the stairs he took a deep breath before silently creeping up the stairs. I pursued him careful to not make a noise. The usagi made it to the top of the stairs coming to a standstill. I stopped puzzled by his facial expression. It looked like he blushed over a million shades of red if there was such a thing. "Momiji?" I quickly got to the top and the sight that laid before me caused me to join Momiji in his million shades of red blush.

Pinned back against the wall sitting on the floor was the salt and pepper haired boy breathing in short rapid huffs. His shirt was almost all unbuttoned while his hair was a messy clump. A figure had him pinned. Shirtless pale skin, chest wrapped in a white tape because of injury he looked over at us.

I looked into the nezumi's eyes unable to look away. He spoke leisurely "Ah, Nice of you to join us. Do you like what you see, hm?" Yuki purred giving me a devilish grin before leaning in locking lips with the feeble weakened Haru and all I could think was Damn, That's...damn...

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The silver haired boy sighed bored looking away from the moonlit window. "Ay, If Har-Har won't answer you why don't you just let me set him straight, hm?" Momiji and Kyo jumped blocking the rat's path.

"There is nothing straight about it!" Kyo shouted.

Momiji said uncertainly. "We can't let you do that to Haru again."

"Pssh, I'm sure he enjoyed it." Yuki simpered twirling away falling back onto the big black couch which brought Kyo's attention to something of prior importance. The neko said trying to possibly annoy his cousin."Would you put a shirt on you idiot?"

Violet eyes looked humored as Yuki peered at Kyo not even attempting to show that he had heard a word that the ginger had said. This action made Kyo feel very uncomfortable and he had no choice but to look away in order to avoid looking stupid in the face of his adversary. Finally, acknowledging his words the nezumi answered in a childish manner. "I'd rather not. This weird bandage tape around my chest is REALLY uncomfortable."

"What the hell is wrong with you?!" The cat of the Zodiac became overly pissed at the other's words. He stalked forward ready to fight.

Unexpectedly Momiji slipped in-between the two. "You shouldn't fight. We need to figure out what's happening."

"Like hell I will! Don't worry Momiji I won't hurt him. I'll just kill him, Violently!"

Yuki smirked. "Listen to our cousin, Kyo-kun. But if you truly insist on me putting a shirt on I'll do it for a favor yet I doubt you'll still want me to put on a shirt once we've started." The nezumi giggled before rolling over purposefully falling onto the floor landing with a soft thud. "Hm...I believe that I just made my chest injury worse." He said thoughtfully.

Stomping forward Kyo yelled ticked off. "You! Crap, You smug little-"

"KYO!" He stopped as the frightened rabbit looked up at him a determined look in his eyes.

"Momiji..." It wasn't like Momiji to yell which made the neko take a step away.

Calming down the usagi looked up serious. "Don't you see what's going on? That boy, our cousin... Yuki. Isn't OUR Yuki."

"That doesn't make any sense!"

"Maybe not, but I'm sure It's true."

"I think Momiji's right." Haru's voice startled them so much that they both flinched. "Huh? Are you not surprised?" The ox's eyes locked on their target.

Shrugging simply Yuki sat down on the coffee table casually. "No, it was quite obvious when you were going to stop be a boring nuisance of a quiet soul."

"Thanks." Haru said sarcasm so clear in his words.

"Your welcome." A equally sarcastic voice replied. The room filled with tension faster than the speed of light as the two boys stared each other down. "I think you've been holding it in for rather long Har-Har. Why don't you tell them the lovely story of what happened, hm?"

It seemed the ushidoshi didn't even stop to think as he answered. "Gladly... Alright well see I went upstairs to check on him, remember? Well, when I got upstairs..."

Silver hair turned my way, the light of the moon shone on ever so pale skin. Beautiful... Yuki gazed at me a smirk spreading across his lips a look cold as winter itself gleamed in his violet eyes. "How nice to see you Haru..." The nezumi approached his cousin almost playfully. What was this? I tried to move, but my body wouldn't respond. I tensed when Yuki wrapped his arms around my neck gently. "Have you come by to entertain me? Perhaps." Yuki answered his own question once he saw that I wasn't going to answer anytime soon. Speaking in a hushed tone he leaned closer backing me up onto the wall. "But if not I suppose I'll have to educate you on how to treat your superior properly." His words seemed to invite and intimidate me all at once.

What should I do? I felt skillful hands prowl my exposed skin each time stopping just short of touching anything but my arms and neck. I know I shouldn't... But I wanted more so much that I just watched him as he began to unbutton my shirt nimbly. After just a few touches here and there I already was getting tired of such teasing. "Yuki..." I involuntary whined.

He snickered. Huh? Was he laughing at me? Enticing words whispered barely audible . "If you're going to be so lustful then I guess you truly are a dirty scumbag Har-Har." Before I could counter this offensive insult I sensed soft lips on my own. Yuki's lips. After so many years of wanting this...

"Haru?" Momiji chimed for the 3rd time finally inducing the lost ox back into reality.

"Oh, uh sorry." HatsuHaru said still kind of in lala land.

"Well, Haru? What happened next?"

"The hell?!" Kyo looked at Momiji freaked out. "You actually WANT to know what happens next?"

The usagi blushed then argued back. "At least I wasn't drooling over what he said."

"I am and was NOT drooling! See!" The cat reached up only to touch exactly what Momiji said would be there. Drool. I'm screwed... "It's not drool! It's lipstick made from water of the Sahara desert!"

"What the-? Kyo that's even worse than drool. Plus the Sahara barely has ANY water." The rabbit pointed out.

Kyo pointed at the younger boy in an almost Shigure laugh-and-point signature way. "Like you would know anything! You're a blond!"

"That's not even-"

"Look, as much as I love to se you two bicker I believe our sweet cousin has something to say correct?" The nezumi said in a laid back tone that didn't match up to his words.

All three boys looked over at Haru for more of a 'history' lesson. "I actually don't remember anything that happened after that."

"You- Got drunk?!" Cat and rabbit exclaimed stupidly in unison.

"No!" The ox was getting more uncomfortable with each passing second. "Well, no... I'm not sure."

"In any case I know what happened." Heads turned to face their overly carefree cousin. "I mean, What kind of a boy would I be if I couldn't remember as much?"

"Then what happened?" Momiji leaned forward slightly.

Sighing dramatically as if the topic almost disinterested him, Yuki began. " If you must know-"

"Wait!" Kyo blurted out abruptly. "Why the hell are we listening to this- freak?!" He pointed at his life long enemy angrily. "Look at him! The damn rat doesn't act like that! Sure, Mr. Perfect is a total annoyance, but this is completely different! That's NOT the real- That's not the real Yuki!"

Reticence filled the room as the words sunk in. Kyo was so fired up that when the figure rose from his seat and approached him, he just stood there. What brought him back into the moment was an unexpected pain in his side which caused him to stumbled back. Not giving him a chance to regain his footing a hand reached out grabbing him by the hair pulling him forward onto his knees. "Hmp, Now that we have no distractions I believe that I may continue. Unless someone has something to say, hm?" The ginger attempted to look up at his attacker and saw Yuki glaring down at him as if he was a distasteful ugly mutt. " No one? Okay, then I suppose I shall continue..."

Evidently tired of his lustful cousin the silver haired boy began to pull away ready to return to his room. Yet the ushidoshi had other plans as his aura changed instantaneously. "Where do you think you're goin' rat?" He reached out and grabbed the other by the wrist pulling Yuki right back to him.

Surprise was evident on the nezumi's features as he blushed slightly. "Har-Har?" Haru smirked loving the look of bewilderment that Yuki gave him.

"What? You think you can just kiss me and get away with it, huh?" The ox sat back leaning on the wall setting his lighter cousin on his lap all while slipping off the older boy's shirt. The pale flawless skin caught him rather off-guard causing him to gasp marginally. He expected Yuki to be beautiful, but this was extraordinary.

"Oh, I see." The equally dark, greedy rat grinned noticing Haru's awe and adjusted himself in a sensuous manner . "So you're Black Haru." He tilted himself forward slightly. "Now to the true topic, You thought the kiss was for you? How disappointing...I thought you were smarter."

"And I thought you were smart enough to shut the hell up." Haru took no time in forcing a kiss on the nezumi. The other responded immediately, and soon it became a fight for dominance. Reaching under Haru's shirt Yuki felt the smooth skin lightly moving his fingers nimbly across the surface. The other shivered slightly as cold fingers roamed his chest. "Ah...Y-yuki..."

Almost in fear that someone else might hear Yuki pushed Haru back by the hair then kissed him roughly, slipping his tongue into the others mouth. By this time the nezumi was straddling Haru's waist without having realized their position had changed so much Yuki leaned back to observe his prey. Haru was having a hard time breathing which brought a look of satisfaction to the rat. The sound of rapid footsteps coming up the stairs caught his attention and he paused not bothering to change position at all seeming to like how messed up this would look. Hm, I wonder what they'll think of this lovely situation...

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He stopped just short of telling the story and instead changed his word's quickly. "Ah, Well on second thought it's truly nothing important. What happened doesn't matter anyway so we might as well forget!" Yuki said brightly. "kk?"

"Um, sure." Momiji replied unsure of himself.

"Yeah..." Haru looked away as if trying to remember what had happened.

"Ow!" Kyo cried out annoyed as Yuki got him in an arm lock. "What the hell?!"

"I wouldn't have done this if you hadn't punched at me right after I just finished talking." Yuki replied coolly.

"It wasn't a punch! I was stretching!" Kyo argued back.

Even evil had a meter of how far patience would go for them and this was well worth a fight. " Well, That was one murderously violent stretch Kyo-kun..."

End.

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So, yeah... Rate, hate don't rape, comment, review, favorite, follow and whatever else you do. Make scones if it soothes you. But this chapter was just...yeah... I don't know why I wrote this. It got me no where in the story- wait (smirk) actually...