Just one wish

This is a self-insert fan-fiction with a crossover with Oh! My goddess… all situations are real except the magical parts and the goddess part. I do not own "Oh! My goddess" by any means

Chapter IV

I finally found the Yggdrasil System Administration office (about 3 hours later) I found Urd having sake with a few friends… as far as I could see Urd was wasted, so decided to go and explore this place…

"This is a very interesting place" I thought… there was a beautiful goddess seating on what he saw as a receptionist desk. He walked in and saw that the goddess was really happy about something… like one of her fondest dreams had come true… I decided to leave her be "everyone deserves a wish come true…be there gods, demons or mortals" I chuckled at myself… "I hope happiness is to you, whoever the recipient of the wish is and to the goddess as well" I muttered out-loud…

Perhaps she saw me for I could have sworn that she smiled and waved at me good-bye

I walked down the isled and read a sign "debugging room"…

"A debugging room, what is this place has some pests?" I wondered out-loud… that bad joke was rewarded by a well placed mallet hit on my head given by a young girl

"Ouch that hurts… who did that?!" I yelled out-loud… I was surprised to find a little girl… a bit shorter than me, running about for some unknown reason to me.

"Crap… why did Urd had to leave now too?! I am doing this work all alone now and is killing me"

"uhmm… excuse me?... who are you?" I asked

(I still have not received my god marks yet, so I passed as a regular mundane mortal)

Skuld was shocked at my presence (my god powers where not "uploaded" to me yet I still had my ki) she could fell that the power emanating from the mortal was considerately higher than hers…I think my power really hurt her ego (boy I will never hear the end of it)… I guess I should have sealed some of it but it is too late now

"Masaka!!! Is not fair… Why are you with a level of power that surpasses mine when even I have not develop into my powers?!"

I was about to regret to tell her this… but I decided to give her a lection in humility and went on with it, she could learn never to underestimate mortals

"Oh? So you have not heard about it?" I said teasingly

"Heard about what?" She said angrily

"My name is Hikari… nice to meet you, I am to become a god now and I hope we can become friends" I said smiling

"Oh? So who was the one who granted your wish?" She asked

"Promise you would not laugh?" I said

"not really" and I trusted her since she was a goddess and they could not lie (Well… most of the time anyways…or those who where first class to that matter)

"If you must know, it was Urd" I said and after saying that I plugged my ears with my fingers for the following would be the biggest laugh in the history of god-kind

"Urd?! No way… impossible…She. Ha. Screws every time. Hahahaha….ha?" she was beginning to understand the seriousness of the situation.

"No other goddess would be able to be in the same place as me… you are lucky I am not like I was back then… would you like to see why?" I asked the young goddess

She wanted to know, since she was a very curious girl and I opened my mind to her to prove.

"You might not want to take a deep dive into my memories or you would be rendered comatose at the things that occurred to me" I warned her

"oh please your life couldn't be that---" she was cut halfway as my memories were seen by her… my fights, my tears, the respond of people to my good deeds and actions, my abusive father and brother… multiple wounds, my blood, then came the other sensory parts, she felt the coldness around my aura… she felt the sadness emanating of it, she saw a boy sitting alone eating a sandwich made by himself, the young kid being ridiculed by his peers, ostracized by his parents and teachers… being excluded from society for no reason… later she saw his heart… it was like a labyrinth and was reinforced by a guardian, no, make that two… one was an angel and the other one was a devil…neither had the advantage over the heart… she saw that this man walked the road in the middle… avoiding evil and goddess, as to not to make any choices that might hurt people and being hurt by the actions… she saw all the good deeds this man did and how poorly repayment he received… how his parents treated him like a shame to the family and treated him as the "fifth wheel" or the "black sheep" of the family… later the young goddess found herself collapsing…and it all went dark

"-kuld!" she heard a voice who she couldn't identify "Skuld!!"

I leaned and decided that I should make some CPR on her and decided to bring her back… "Dam, come back here…wake up" I decided to not use CPR and used my ki to heal her… that technique I learned by mastering control over my emotions… it is called reiki and can heal any wounds or reanimate some organs

She opened her eyes and woke up coughing… she was sweating cold sweat…

"I am terribly sorry are you okay?" I asked very concernedly (she did not know at the time but she was going to be my little sister so I was concerned about her as a brother)

Skuld was shedding tears and hugged me to comfort me… "I never seen a mortal with such a suffering… you don't deserve one wish, you deserve many more than that" She obviously was in shock…I released her from me… I then told her the following

"Skuld… do you know now WHY Urd was called to grant my wish?" she did not nod or anything… I sighted. "Urd would be the only goddess to be able to stay in the same room with me because she is a half demoness" I said to her. I left the brother part out because I wanted to surprise her later on. But Skuld asked me "What did you wish for? You wanted to become a god?"

I answered her "what I wished for was… a bit complicated than that… but I will tell you soon enough… I am waiting on kami-sama for some paper work"

I decided to keep my eye out for Skuld… I really liked her more than her older sister Urd. I decided to talk to Skuld about a date… good think I read the Ah! Megami-sama manga and read her likes and dislikes

I walked into a bar in Yggdrasil… I saw then a huge wolf…I asked who was the owner and they said it was Odin's wolf… I then had a bad felling and asked for its name

"Why its name is Fenfir of course"

I drew my Hikarishin and cut the wolf's head clean off… the other gods where surprised and outraged at my actions… Odin came in a thunderous fashion (witch was to be expected for I killed his "pet") seeing the blood of his beloved pet on the floor… he grabbed me by the collar and in a thunderous voice he asked me "Why hath doth done this affrontery to the animal I hath kept?!"

I got out of his grip… I hope he would trust me on this… this would mean a huge gamble

"Odin… father of many gods… Hath I not slay this beast it would be thy end for you… for the prophecies dictate that doth shall die at Fenfir's fangs and be swallowed by the beast"

Odin inspected me… I stared into his deep blue eye and stared at him until he was done proving my mind… he then exclaimed

"By the gods… doth have told me the truth… young mortal… zounds!!! By Hells fury Loki shall pay his treachery"

He quickly left the scene… he went to a park… he decided to clean Hikarishin and polish it "a weapon that reflects my soul should not be dirty" he chuckled… he saw a garden filled with roses… The fragrant smell of love…and I detected a hint of French perfume "Oh boy… I bet Peorth is in there"

I walked around the place since I know how Peorth would react to see a mortal in here and ended up on Kami-sama's place again… I entered… and decided to wait inside… and wait I did…hours have passed and as any mortal teen would do when bored, I felt asleep on the desk and I was drooling for hours had passed… I started to have a dream… suddenly I saw myself on a white shiny room… I wandered trough and I heard a voice calling me… I followed the voice… and ended up looking at a bishonen guy ("wow… he looks more bishonen than me") he introduced himself as Kami-sama's real form… He explained to me about what would be my duties as a god and told me that I would wear limiters…

"What are limiters for?" I asked

Kami-sama told me then that my powers once I became a deity would be too great for me to control on my own… I stepped forward and kneeled before Him… he began to disintegrate my mortal body… and I was prepared for rebirth… but I was not prepared for the pain that accompanies it… the room vanished and my body began to disappear… I was engulfed in light and I was floating in it… my body seemed like it was made of ether… it was shining…

"THIS IS YOUR NEW BODY HIKARI… IN IT YOU WILL BECOME A GOD…BUT ALSO AS I HAVE PROMISED YOU WILL BE ABLE TO CHANGE BACK INTO YOUR MORTAL SELF AT ANY MOMENT BACK AND FORTH"

"I am humbled to be at your presence…and I thank you for this gift… it will put me closer to my new sisters and be able to help them and also I would be able to mingle with the common folks"

I woke up from the dream and found myself dressed on some elegant garments (think of troubadour's clothing but 10000 better looking) I stepped out to clear my mind… my body still hurts from the rebirth process…"nothing without pain was worth accomplishing a wise man once said" I walked into the garden and admired the flowers… their scent was delicate yet strong enough to appeal to my censes, I sat down and smelled the floral fauna of Yggdrasil… the smells from the flowers are so good it would be impossible to describe it in mere words… I was lost on the garden for quite some time (well… lost in the aroma that is) that I forgot about returning…and I really did not "read" my surroundings for someone else's presence…

"Oui! What are you doing in my garden of beauty?" I heard a strong feminine voice said…

"I am sorry is just that the smells of these flowers where so alluring that I could not stop myself" I said as I was turning around

My hair gracefully turned with me as I turned to see whom I am speaking with

(Cue in a the "bishonen fairy light system")

I turned around and found myself seeing "eye-to-eye" with no other than Peorth…. She looked really sexy (and by sexy I mean "WHOOO!-IS-SO-HOT-THAT-IT-BURNS"-sexy)

I decided to keep my hormones to myself and talked in the politest and sweetest way a guy could ever talk

"Ah… I have heard about you, you must be Peorth, goddess first class, unlimited, working for Earth assistance hotline, yes? It is truly my honor to meet such a fine lady with such a remarkable record"

Peorth was surprised at my behavior. Most gods acted like pigs in here, yet here it is, one that is not only nice and elegant but also not interested on looking bellow the neck. She was feeling giddy about him

"Excuse me lady Peorth, may trouble you with a question?" I asked

Peorth (who snapped back to reality) muttered "of course, what would it be?"

"Where do I find the place to get my info on what kind thing I will have ruling over?"

Peorth hasn't been to that place in a long time, but she remembered very well where it was

"Follow me I will lead you there" she said in a sweet voice

"So, Peorth, tell me, I am new here and I don't know much about the rules in here"

She stopped in her tracks. "Me and my big mouth" I said to myself

"What do you mean new?" she said in a very quizzically fashion

(Now, a note to all readers, being that Hikari (me) is a class one god of blank for the moment he can't lie. Furthermore it is obligated per request of his status to say nothing but the truth)

"I was, ehrm… granted a wish, and as a byproduct of my wish… it made me a god"

Peorth eyes went wide, but not on shock but happiness "Pray tell, who was the one they send to grant your wish? Was it the Earth help service? Yes mon ami?"

I did not want to get into trouble, but I could not lie… "darn it, so this are the cons of being a god- wait… I can change into my mortal aspect and be able to lie to her without any repercussion!!" I yelled out-loud to myself… I changed into mortal form and began to lie to her

"yes it was the Earth Assistance Hotline who help, they came in such a quick and fashionable entrance… but maybe you could have been even more fashionable, that I think is a given being that you are the best in your office (now that last part was not a lie but a compliment)"

She began to giggle at it ("figures, she may be a goddess but she is still a women, and as all women, they enjoy a compliment") she then asked "tell me… what was your wish?"

I was immediately saved by the fact that we reached our destination

I changed back into my god form and gave her a small budding rose to her

"You are indeed a very rare girl, I like that, think of this as a token of appreciation on helping me find this place, I truly enjoyed out conversation, I hope I get to see you soon" I smiled at Peorth as I walked into the building.

End of chapter IV