Chapter 4: JIGGLYPUFF GETS CHUBBY AND NESS DRINKS ONE FACTORY OF MONSTER ENERGY DRINK.
Mario was stuck in the dishwasher again. Kirby was stuck in the chimney with a Santa Claus hat on again. Captain Falcon was watching "Desperate Housewives" with Luigi, Zelda and Peach. Yoshi ate the fridge. Ness was drinking a whole factory of MONSTER ENERGY DRINK. Yoshi ate the fridge. Olimar was riding his Space Ship around The Night Sky.
"I'M-A-HUNGRY." Mario's annoying voice echoed around The Mansion.
Wario rode his motorcycle down the chimney, with Kirby falling out in The Fireplace where Meta Knight was throwing Twilight Books into. Wario ran into the dishwasher, freeing Mario. Wario stormed out of the door.
"WHERE'S LINK? IT'S BEEN 3 HOURS AND HE STILL HASN'T GOT THE PIZZA YET." Said Kirby, crying "I'M SO HUNGRY!"
Meanwhile, Link's Hippie Van was parked outside of The Nintendo City National Bank of Wario. A sign outside said "DO NOT USE BANK. GO UPSTAIRS. NEVER USE BANK. BANK DOES NOT EXIST." Link stared at the sign for almost 3 hours so far.
Anyway, Wario was drinking Slimfast in The National Bank of Wario, then rode his bike out the door and drove off the edge of all that does and doesn't exist.
Jigglypuff was eating as many sweets as she could, because Kirby asked if she "Lost weight". Sonic was racing the ceiling to Neverland. Sonic took off, but when he got to Neverland, the ceiling was already there. Snake decided he was too Socially awkward to the world, so he decided to hide in his Box for eternity. However, Jigglypuff mistaken it for a chocolate bar and ate it. Suddenly, the screen turned black except for a tiny square of green with an old man in it yelling "SNAKE? SNAKE? SNAKE!" With other sqaures randomly appearing, such as An African American Jet Pilot yelling in a plane, Carly from iCarly laughing next to an M'n'M statue, and a guy repeatedly getting hit in the groin by a lamppost. The Screen went pitch black for 5 minutes, then showed Carly turning on the TV and A Rainbow assortment of Infinity Spencers with their brooms on fire yelling "OHHHH MYYYYY GAWWWWWD."
Then the screen went back to normal, with Snake and his Box inside a chubby Jigglypuff. Then Peach walked up into the Kitchen to throw more stuff into her precious mixing bowl.
"Oh my, Jigglypuff. You've gotten rather...portly." Said Peach.
Yoshi immediately threw up the fridge he ate.
"OHBOYOHBOYOHBOY! YOU REALLY THINK SO?" Asked Jigglypuff.
"Sure..." Said Peach Awkwardly.
Jigglypuff stormed off to Kirby.
Meanwhile, Link had already bought plenty of delicious pizzas. He went off to Ganondorf's pub on his way back, though. He parked his Hippie Van outside the pub and saw Ganondorf as The Bartender.
"What could I get for you?" Asked Ganondorf.
"I'll have a drink." Said Link.
Wario was riding his motorcycle in The Night Sky, planning to go to the Moon, until he saw Space Ship Olimar on his way...
Chubby Jigglypuff tried to impress Kirby with her portliness. Kirby had hearts in his eyes.
"I think I'm in love with you." Said Kirby.
Jigglypuff smiled, but felt sick and threw up Snake and his box into Peach's mixing bowl.
"THANKS JIGGLYPUFF." Said Peach.
Meanwhile, Ness was storming around the mansion wearing NOTHING but a Santa Claus hat.
" CATCH ME IF YOU CAN, LUIGI."
Luigi, Zelda, Pichu, Mario, Yoshi, Nana, Popo and Marth were chasing him, all wearing Santa Claus hats. Luigi had a newspaper, and wasn't afraid to use it!
Meanwhile, Link was very drunk and told Ganondorf he loved him.
Wario was still Riding His motorcycle to the moon, and Olimar was still attacking him in his Space Rocket. Wario rode his Motorcycle off the edge of the universe, then came back up to the Moon and landed on it, but then rode off the edge of the Moon. Spaceship Olimar chasing Wario in The Night Sky.