Resident Evil : The adventures of Leon.
Episode 4.
Nemesis.
Cast: Leon Ashley Nemesis.
Leon and Ashley are once again walking in the forest. who knows where the hell they are and what the hell are they doing.
Ashley: Leon?
Leon: Yesssss?
Ashley: Nevermind.
Leon: Tell me woman!
Ashley: No!
Leon: Forget it!
Ashley: okay (smiling.)
Leon: Dumbass blonde.
They stop at a Mcdonalds.
Leon: What the hell does this have to do with the episode?!
Ashley: I dunno but I see that the creator is hungry.
CREATOR: Shut up and go with the lines! this episode will have a point. (the show also)
Leon: Theres noone in here
Suddenly they hear a noise from the freezer.
Leon: Ashley go check it out while I go behind you and let the monster kill you so that way I get a head start.
Ashley: okay.
Ashley skips to the freezer door.
Ashley: oh a pretty red button that says : DO NOT TOUCH NEMESIS IS FROZEN IN HERE.
Ashley looks back.
Ashley: Leon? whats a NEMESIS?
Leon suddenly remembers the movies he was not in.
Leon: Dont worry bout it just push the red button.
Leon despised the directors of the Resident Evil movies. Unfortunately they did not like the way he demonstrated ANNIE.
Leon: (muttering to himself) tommorow tommorow there will always be a tommorow.
He had never learned the right lyrics.
Ashley pushes the red button.
Ashley: Cool!
The door opens and out comes NEMESIS with a note on his frozen hands : I told you not to push the red button.
Ashley: Leon i founs an ice sculpture!
Leon: uhh... why did you push the red button?
Ashley: You told me i could.
Leon: When i tell you things its for you not to do it!
NEMESIS: S.T.A.R.S
Leon: nononono R.P.D
NEMESIS: R.P.D?
Leon: Yes. ok good but dont go after me go after U.M.B.R.E.L.L.A
NEMESIS: U.M.B.R.E.L.L.A?
Leon: yes!
NEMESIS: KILL LEON
Leon: WTF?!
NEMESIS takes out a machine gun out of nowhere.
Ashley: I like big guns!
Leon: ewww...
NEMESIS is confused.
Ashley: What?
Leon: Nevermind just hide somewhere so i can fight this big ugly ass one eyed... (NEMESIS shoots all around Leon) freak?
Ashley: Jesus Christ!
Jesus: Yes??
NEMESIS shoots jesus down.
NEMESIS: K.I.L.L
Leon: Oh my God!!
Ashley: You killed Jesus!
out of nowhere stan and kyle from south park come out.
Stan: hey thats our line!
Kyle: Yeah!
NEMESIS shoots down the two little kids.
Leon: Ashley hand over that Jill Valentine doll you got!
Ashley: The one you gave me for christmas?
Leon:Yes!
Ashley throws the weird Jill Valentine doll to Leon.
Leon: member this?!
NEMESIS: Y.E.S
Leon: follow me and ill let you kill.
NEMESIS: O.K
Leon goes near a cliff and drops the doll to the floor. NEMESIS runs towards the doll to pick it up.
Leon kicks NEMESIS in the ass.
Leon:ow!
Leon is shaking his leg and NEMESIS for some reason moving slow mo falls down the cliff. Leon whistles away back to Ashley.
Ashley: I wanted the big gun!
Leon: Shut up stupid bitch!
Notice: Jesus was just a fill in and will be only used in one episode wich is this one. sorry that I killed him.
Merchant: Your not sorry!