Hark, Vickie the Cougar sings,
Cover your ears before they bleed,
Sounds like a diseased goat,
Makes me want to slit my throat,
Please oh please oh stop the noise,
I'd rather stab my myself in the groin,
Plus your dancing's not so great,
You look like one-legged ape,
When you scream, my eardrums burst,
You're not so bad no you're much worse,
Where did you get your hair done,
I've seen better on Billy Gunn,
Your overbite is quite a sight,
The tooth fairy would have a good night,
Joy for all when you stop talking,
Turn around and please keep walking,
What did Edge ever see in you,
Your breath smells like one big pile of...shoe,
Hark, Vickie the Cougar sings,
Now I'm off to write my obituary.