Chapter 4!!!!

A/n:

Kira: hehehe! I'm blind! Err, sorta...hehehe! DDR is playing!

Yuki: HAHA!!! Kira is pretending to be Hiei dancing to DDR music!!!!!

Kira: HIEI?! WHERE IS HE?! looks around and starts crying HE'S NOT HERE! LIAR! Oh well, I get cookies!

Yuki: yummy cookies!!!! All done to story now wee for run-on sentences.

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"HI NANA!!!! Remember me?!" Yuki screams, running up to the elderly woman and waving her arms wildly in the air.

The old woman called Nana looks at the insanely hyper blonde strangely. "Do I know you?" she asks.

Kira grabs the girl and pulls her away from Nana. "Yuki, Nana never met you, remember?" she reminds Yuki.

"Oh yeah!!" Yuki screams. "Hi! I'm Yuki! I'm Kira and Kairi's older half-sister!" she yells at the old nurse.

"Yuki, just shut up," Kira says. She approaches the confused looking older woman. "Um…hi…" she offers awkwardly.

Nana's face changes from confusion to a more blissful look. "Ah, Kira? It's been quite some time, hasn't it? I hate to say it but we thought that back when the castle was taken over by the heartless you had..." she trails off.

"Nope, I don't die that easily! Yay for clichés!" Kira cheers.

"Oh, I get it!" Sora suddenly exclaims. "You two are cousins! That's why you look so much alike!"

"Haha. He's more stupider than me!" Yuki laughs.

"You idiot," Riku sighs. He turns to Nana. "So, how is it that you know about the heartless?"

"Ooh! Ooh! I wanna explain!!! Can I? Can I?" Yuki shouts, jumping up and down excitedly.

"No," Kira says simply.

"Ok! Well, you see what happened is," Yuki begins, ignoring Kira who rolls her eyes and shakes her head. Yuki clears her throat and begins in the most mystical voice she can muster (which isn't much of one), "Once upon a time there were two twin sisters named Kairi and Kira who lived in a castle in a world called Hollow Bastion. The two girls actually had an older half-sister named Yuki as well—"

"NO WE DIDN'T!!!!" Kira and Kairi both shout at the same time.

Sora looks at the girls confused (not that that isn't normal), "So, you two really are twins?"

Kira rolls her eyes while her sister mutters a tired "Yes, now please continue with the story. If you can get it right."

"OK!" Yuki punches the air, "So anyway! The twins were really different, they were called the Yin-Yang sisters – even though they're not Chinese - and Kairi was light while Kira was dark. Well, the heartless came and everything went boom! The end!"

"That's not how it goes..." Kairi says.

Kira nods. "Yuki, how about you just keep your mouth shut."

"But I don't wanna!" Yuki cries.

"Well too bad." Kira completely ignores her friend and starts explaining what actually happened. "Um... well you see, when we were still living in the castle um... well...uh...the more powerful heartless were created and destroyed the world," Kira says with shifty eyes.

"And everything went boom! Exactly what I said!" Yuki states.

Kira simply glares at her. "No, it didn't," she pauses for a moment in thought, "Hey, what happened to Kai?"

"Who?" Kairi asks.

Yuki tries to get her brain to work. "Kai's here? When did he get here?"

"Uh...guess I forgot to mention that...anyway, he must have done the same thing we did to get here. Oh and remind me to kill him when we find him," Kira says calmly.

"Why would you want to kill him?" Riku asks.

A gasp is heard and everyone turns their heads toward the person it came from: Yuki. "He was doing that stalker narrations again wasn't he?!"

Kairi's sister nods, still annoyed.

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"The girls continue on their dangerous adventure with new allies and a new ---"

"KAI!!!!" a woman's voice booms.

Kai stops all movements not even bothering to pause the Kingdom Hearts 2 game he is playing in Kira's room. "Yes, Aunt Juju?!" he shouts.

"You need to clean your room!" As she walks in the room she looks for the two missing girls. "Where did Kira and Yuki go?"

"Uh...They ate some magical gum and got themselves transported to the Destiny Islands where they met up with Kairi – Kira's actual sister, Sora and Riku," Kai explains going back to the game.

Kira's mom looks skeptically at the boy. "Will they be back before dinner?"

"No, they'll be gone a few days."

"Ok. Sure."