Me: This chapter gets interesting. Finn is a bad vice-principal, you know.
Finn: You told them last time.
Me: I did? –checks last chapter- Oh that's right I did.
Finn: You know, we're calling Harry Potter scarface…
Me: What's so bad about… oh. Scarface sold like drugs and stuff right?
Finn: Yea.
Me: That's not why we're calling him scarface! It's because of his scar! Don't do drugs!
Finn: Drugs are bad.
Chapter 4
Kat POV
"Stupid flying boy!" Captain Hook yelled. He probably lost his mind because Peter Pan graduated last year.
"To sleep, to dream…" Shakespeare said.
"Evil Day!" Rapunzel said.
"Ugh, what?" Set said.
"I don't know," Rapunzel giggled. Set rolled his eyes.
"Die!" Batman threw a Bat- Boomerang or whatever at me. Superman appeared in front of me and caught it.
"Fear not, citizen! For I shall…" he stated heroically.
"Sit down, Clark," I said. He sat down. The bell rang and I avoided being wildebeested. I walked out and saw George the Redcoat carrying Alfred the Potato. Alfred was a cursed potato, with no legs.
"Hi George, hi Alfred," I said.
"Hi," George said.
"Hi!" Alfred squeaked.
"Why are you out and about? If you don't know what to do, I'm pretty sure Batman is…"
"No, we're doing something," George interrupted.
"Finn needs to sign a few papers!" Alfred squeaked.
"He's in my office, the spinny chair."
"No, he's not. Taffy saw him leave," George said.
"Umm… then I don't know where he would be," I saw Einstein talking to Shakespeare.
"Hey, Einstein!" I called. Voldemort looked up.
"Not you," I told him. He frowned and walked away.
"To sleep, perchance to dream…" Shakespeare said to me.
"Not you, either," I said. "Where's Finn?"
"Well, since E= MC squared, he's in the cafeteria," Einstein said.
"Oh," I said, not seeing the logic in that. "Did you all check the cafeteria?"
"No…" George said. We walked into the cafeteria to see Frodo and Harry shoving spaghetti in each other's faces, yelling insults. Finn, my wonderful vice-principal, was snacking on pizza and watching the fight go down with Aphrodite, which, if I remember correctly, she should be in gym now. George intervened and grabbed both of their arms and hauled them off, leaving Alfred on the cafeteria table.
"Wait for me!" he squeaked.
"What are you doing?" I demanded. "Aphrodite, back to class! Melvin is wondering where you are." Aphrodite scurried out of the cafeteria.
"And you," I said to Finn was unsuccessfully trying to escape. "What were you thinking?"
"I can't watch a fight?"
"Anyone can watch a fight! Just not the vice-principal!"
"Can anyone hear me?" Alfred squeaked.
"Why not?" Finn asked. I rolled my eyes. Men.
"Your job is to stop all fighting when I'm not around! You'll set a bad example!"
"I won't do it again?" he said, more as a question that as a statement. I could let him go, and see what he does, and if he does it again, I'll… no. No next time! I had to deal with practically everything that was wrong with this school and then I would have to keep an eye on him too? What do I do? An idea clicked in my head and I smiled.
"You're fired," I told him.
Finn POV
I didn't see what I was doing wrong, but she explains things pretty well. Then she started thinking for a few minutes, and I stood there awkwardly.
"Hello? Finn? Kat?" Alfred squeaked impatiently. George came back in, glared at me, then grabbed Alfred and whisked him off. Then, she smiled. Oh no.
"You're fired," she said.
"What? You're firing me?"
"Temporarily. Until you learn your lesson."
"But I have!" I protested.
"You will stay as a student and I'll organize a dorm room for you with some lovely characters. You can come by anytime tomorrow to get your things, and I'll leave your schedule in the mailbox.
"Seriously?" I asked in disbelief.
"Serious as blunt force head trauma," she replied.
"I think it's 'serious as a heart attack'," I corrected. She glared at me.
"Whatever!' she stomped off. She's been watching too much murder-mystery shows.
The next day, I went in to get my stuff and saw her dictating to the crew: George the Redcoat, Broomhilda the Giant Hamster, Randy the Skeleton, Delaney the Werewolf Girl, Taffy the Elf, Alfred the Potato, and Silvia the Vampire. I saw everything I owned in a cardboard box on my old desk, along with my schedule sitting on top. My dorm number was 534. I left as they dispersed. Randy was grumbling to himself about cleaning the septic tank. Alfred was silent, George was flirting with Silvia, who was not interested, but was instead flirting with Taffy, who wasn't even paying attention. His eyes were intent on the computer screen. Broomhilda took the big exit and began patrolling the campus, and Delaney watched me, as if to make sure I didn't kill anybody. I walked out and upstairs across 30B, where Kronos had enslaved a chair about two days ago. I wondered if Luke joined him. Then, I reached the thousands of dorms 'trailer park'. They're one thousand trailers connected together and fancified. I looked and weaved in and out of trailers until I found 534. I walked in and saw Frodo eating out of a bowl of macadamia nuts and Set attempting to burn the fireproof wall.
"Hi Finn," Set said.
'Hey," I replied.
"Hi," Frodo said. A voice crackled over the speaker in Gandalf's voice.
"Good morning students. Today's weather forecast will be 85 degress Fahrenheit and twenty percent chance of rain. In Mr. Brunner's class, there will be a test on Egyptian Gods," Set snorted. "and you better do good otherwise YOU SHALL NOT PASS. Thank you," the speaker clicked off and Set turned to me.
"You ready for the test?"
"I haven't been in the class before."
"He was the vice-principal," Frodo said with his mouth full of food.
"Ah, you have failed at something. Join me, failed brother and together we can take over the school! HAHAHA!" Set cackled. I sighed. I hope I learned my lesson soon.
Me: You have demented roommates.
Finn: What is it with Frodo and the macadamia nuts?
Me: Long story, maybe later.
Finn: Oh, umm… okay.
Me: Yeah, I don't know if I mentioned this, but we're on twitter now!
Finn: If you want to follow ME: KingdomFinn.
Me: If you want to follow me because I'm better: cookiemonstur13.
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