I do not own any character, settings, items, etc from the anime/manga, Naruto! I do own Abby and Sarah, other original characters, and anything else that I came up with. Please enjoy and review :)


"Coming!" Sarah yelled as she got up from the little table in the little kitchen area. Haha, everything's miniature.

I looked over my shoulder, from where I was standing. Which was over the stove making pancakes. Mmmmmm pancakes! Ewwwww, this pancake has bubbles. I shall name him Rumple!

"So how are you Rumple?" I leaned over the pancake that was now on a plate.

"What the hell are you doing?" I got asked from behind, by guess who? Ding, Ding, Ding! Sarah!

"Shhhh. Me and Rumple are having a lovely conversations at the moment. Uh huh. Interesting...And how to you feel about that? Oh hell no! The bitch stole your waffle?" I talked to the inanimate object, humoring myself. Do pancakes eat waffles? Does that make them cannibals? Well, pancakes and waffles aren't the same. Aren't they related, or in the same food group? Pancakes are cannibals! I randomly smacked Rumple and bursted out laughing when he jiggled.

Sarah shook her head at me and sat back down, then put syrup on her already made pancakes.

"Who was at the door?" I asked sitting down with my pancakes that included Rumple.

"One of the masked ninja-dudes. He told me that we have to meet the Hokage at 12:00 a.m. Which gives us about an hour and a half." She said taking a big bite out of her pancakes. Mmmm pancakes. I looked down at my stack of two and picked up the syrup.

'Oh no! The flood is coming! Everyone run! It's the Apocalypse! It's 2012! Ahhhhh! It's the ultimate flood of syrup!' I pretended the pancakes yell as I poured my syrup on them.

By the time we finished our pancakes it was only 11:00.

"How do you think we got here?" Sarah asked me looking up.

"...I don't know. I had the suspicion that my brownies were magical, but because we ate them like a week before coming here, I canceled it out." I replied.

"Well, what were we doing right before we noticed we were here.?"

"We were! Uhhhh. Oh! Ummmm...I don't remember..."

"You don't either?"

"You to?"

"Yuuuup."

"This sucks unicorn butt...Just not Steve's."

"Agreed."

"Ok! This just means that while we're here, we have to try to regain our memory. Maybe somehow, something, will spark a memory, then we'll have a lead on how we got here, or what to do next!" I shouted, quickly standing up from my seat and sounding proud of myself. Which I was.

Sarah sighed. "Your right. And by-the-way, that sounded to practical to be you." She told me

"What?" I asked as I looked up at her from my plate, that I was having a lovely time playing with. I was tilting the plate forward so the syrup was going to the one side, and tilting it vise-versa for the same effect.

She sighed. "Never mind."

"You sigh a lot." I commented

"I wonder why?" Sarah said, sounding annoyed

"Me to...I feel dirty." I looked up from the now boring plate.

"Me to. We need new clothes. The only problem is getting them. "

"Maybe we can get the hokaje to give us money to buy some. She seems nice enough, since she gave us a room."

"We can try. And it's Hokage." She corrected me.

"Hoflage?"

"Hokage."

"Blowflogglesniffinturtlepants?"

"... Are you really this stupid, or do you just do this for fun?"

"...That's one of the many questions I ask myself everyday..." I trailed off into thought

I looked up at the clock and noticed it was 11:20

"Where is her office-thinger?" I asked Sarah

"The Hokage's? I don't know. It's probably that big building near the mountains with faces." She answered, and that got me thinking.

"Who were they? Was it like Mount Rushmore. with the presidents faces? Where was Steve? Will I not be able to see Steve ever again? I remember one of my friends saying she was holding Steve hostage! Did he transport me and Sarah here, so that we could find the magic bumbleberries and rescue him? Don't worry Steve! I shall avenge you! (AN: You know who you are! I shall get Steve back! ;))

MINI TIME SKIP! ...OF DOOM!

We finally made our way to Blowflogglesniffinturtlepants' office.

Sarah knocked on the door.

"Come in!" We heard a female voice call.

We entered the room to see...


Wooo! I thought that turned out pretty good. Sorry it was kinda short. I presented the longest ch. Well heres the shortest. Pleeeeeeaaaase review, send requests, favorite, ect. :) Pwease and thank you!