A/N: What happened between Nnoitra and Grimmjow was in the AV story, the whole drunken secret spilling thing…..so this is when Nnoitra ran off~
Tesla walked timidly into the house, praying Nnoitra wasn't there but also hoping he was. He wasn't. The blonde sat down on the couch and rubbed his hands over his face, stressed.
After staying like that for about an hour, Nnoitra stumbled in the house stone drunk. "Tesla~!"
The small male jumped up, shocked. "Nnoitra!?"
The drunk giant ran up and hugged the smaller she-male. When he was done, he grabbed Tesla's hand and dragged him outside, shoving him into the car and getting behind the wheel.
"Uh…Nnoitra…should you be driving…..and why are you so different…" Tesla was shocked. He expected to be kicked out of the house, beaten, forced to get an abortion, so on and so on.
"Yes and I was just surprised. Tesla I love you, and if you want this kid then we're gonna have it." He started the engine and sped off, going waaayyy past the speed limit.
Tesla sat there in shock, W-wha…!?
Around eight hours later they were in Las Vegas. This is due to the magical powers of a blush pink smart car and a drunk Nnoitra. Originally it would take a little over seventeen hours. Nnoitra got skillz~! He jumped out of the car and dragged his captive into one of the chapels. Twenty minutes later the two were hitched. Tesla being frozen in shock the whole time.
The newlyweds walked back to the car and had their honeymoon, Tesla still in shock.
The next day, Nnoitra woke up in the tiny car with Tesla curled up asleep beside him, What the fuck happened last night… He sat up and noticed the glint on his left hand. He sat there and stared at it in shock. After a few minutes Tesla woke up and stared at him, "Are you sober now."
"Yea…..what the hell happened last night." He looked down at him, puzzled.
"You came home drunk, kidnapped me, dragged me to Vegas, then got us hitched and had sex with me. Finally you fell asleep." He stared up at him, no expression on his face.
Nnoitra had no response. He just sat there, shocked. Tesla slipped into the driver's seat and started the engine, driving back to Seattle.
"Where are we going?"
"Back to Seattle where you're going to go join those AA meetings."
"What!? No way in hell!"
"Oh yes way in hell. This is out of control."
"….are we really married?"
"…..yes…"
"Good."
Tesla slammed on the breaks, causing Nnoitra to fly forward, "What!?"
Nnoitra rubbed his head which had slammed against the glass of the windshield. "I said good. I really did mean what I said when I came home. I blacked out when I was driving."
"Oh…." Tesla drove the rest of the seventeen hours in silent with Nnoitra napping off a hangover.
When they reached Seattle it was Tesla's turn to drag Nnoitra out of the car and force him into the building. The two sat in plastic chairs and a thin, blonde woman stood up in front talking about something Nnoitra didn't want to hear. By the end of the meeting he was the only one who hadn't spoken.
The blonde woman smiled over at him, "Would you like to share your experience?"
"No. Because I'm not an add—" Tesla elbowed his gut, causing Nnoitra to jump and glare at him. "You little sumbitch!"
Tesla just smiled, "I'm his wife. I believe he has a problem because last night he kidnapped me and drove me to Vegas and got us hitched when he was stone drunk."
The woman stared at them silently, then stood up and left the room. Then everyone else followed. Tesla hung his head, "Crap…you're incurable….our poor child is doomed….."
Nnoitra laughed, "Haha! No one will separate my alcohol from me! Now let's go! I'm hungry and want a burger."
So they left. Poor Tesla…..and his unborn child…..