OMG IM IN COLLEGE! I think im gonna die from overworkage. But I actually still have a lot of time to write at night. So hopefully I can keep it up! Stupid computer! It always puts the 'L' on the end of material! Why is the little line breaker not working? Anyways onward
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Chapter 4: Of Fortresses
It had been over an hour and the silver haired men had not been seen.
"Where do you think they are?" KT asked as she twirled a piece of hair around her finger. Megan and Reno were playing intense games of tic-tac-toe while Jackie was texting away on her cell phone. Cloud and Vincent were off being emo and brooding in a dark corner somewhere.
"Do you think we should look for the SHM?" Megan asked looking up from her game.
"Leave them alone." Reno said as he drew an 'X' with a crayon.
"I would feel much better if I knew what they were up to." KT said getting up and getting her shoes on.
"Where are you going?" Reno asked.
"To find them." KT said with a tone that had you-are-a-effin-idiot-Reno written all over it. "You guys come with me."
"Why?" Jackie asked looking up from her phone.
"Because you're the only ones who can deal with Kadaj and the rest of the remnants." KT said. She than ran back up to the kitchen and grabbed a butter knife. Just incase Kadaj had to be stabbed.
"Should we tell Vincent and Cloud?" Jackie asked.
"They're fine. Let them cry in a dark corner." Megan said slipping on her flip-flops. Jackie laughed.
"I'm coming too. Wouldn't want you fine ladies to get hurt." Reno said grabbing his metal rod. KT rolled her eyes. With that, they stepped out the door.
Reno rode on Jackie's shoulder as they walked to the door of the garage. Nothing could be heard.
"This can't be good! I hope they're not out terrorizing little kids or causing felonies." KT said grabbing the doorknob. She gulped as she turned it slowly. When they got inside, they stared incredulously at the car. Kadaj, Yazoo, Loz, and Sephiroth had somehow turned the car into a fortress! There were gunner positions stationed on the mirrors and the antenna was bleeping and had a little red blinky light on top of it.
"Jeez what do they have in there? Sonar?" Jackie asked.
"OMG I WAS RIGHT! I TOLD YOU THAT THEY WERE RECRUITING MOLE PEOPLE!" Megan screeched as she pointed to the car. Jackie, KT, and Reno looked to where she pointed. KT stepped closer to inspect the tiny creature that was patrolling the roof of the trunk. She recognized it after a second.
'Where on earth did they get that?'
"Its just a moogle you spaz!" She yelled as she slapped Megan upside the head. Suddenly a shot ricocheted off the trunk. Yazoo's head could be seen from the left rear side window that was opened a crack.
"Step away from the moogle." He said cocking his Velvet Nightmare. It was then that Megan decided to mess with his head a bit.
"Hey! Wud up Yahoo!" she said giving him a peace sign.
"It's Yazoo."
"I know but Yahoo sounds cooler. Yahoo the yahoo. It has a nice ring to it. And it's even cooler because you have your own jingle!" She explained. She then broke into the Yahoo internet jingle. Yazoo didn't waste any time and began firing. The first shot hit Megan's nose, which promptly started to bleed. Basically, Megan was down for the count.
Jackie was then jolted in her ankle. She jumped away causing Reno to loose his balance and plummet to the asphalt. She looked down. Loz could be seen emerging from the exhaust pipe, extremely dirty.
"Wow Log! You got the short end of the stick if you have to hid in there." Megan said in a nasally voice as she held her nose.
"What did you call me?"
"Log."
"Hey!"
"Awww did she hurt your feelings?" Here, let me play the world's smallest violin." KT chuckled as she pretended to play. Loz didn't seem to get it. None of them noticed that Kadaj had appeared and was whispering something to the moogle.
"Hey! Girl with bloody nose!" Kadaj suddenly said, straitening up.
"Huh?"
"Think fast." He said as he signaled to the moogle. The moogle then launched itself through the air and attached itself to Megan's face.
"What the hell! Is it Pick On Megan Day!" Megan shrieked as the moogle stared her strait in the eye (the right one to be exact lol).
"Megan! It's a fricken moogle! It's the size of your thumb! What could it possibly do!" KT said with frustration. The moogle grabbed Megan's eyelid by the lashes, pulled it up away from her eye, and then let it go so it snapped down onto her eye.
"OW!" Megan yelped. Kadaj chuckled.
"What goes around comes around." He said as he watched Megan thrash about.
"Nobody move! I lost a contact lens!" Megan yelled as she finally plucking the moogle off by the wings and hurling it so it hit the taillight.
"KUPO!" it went as it fluttered to the ground. How could something so cute be so evil? The world may never know.
"Are you seriously going to look for your contact and stick it back in your eye?" Jackie asked.
"No. But now I have to run home so I can grab another one." Megan growled.
"Sucks to be you." Kadaj laughed.
"I'll get you Kabob! You and your little moogles too. Just you wait Kabob! Just you wait!" Megan said as she tried to focus her vision.
"Hey where's Sephiroth?" KT asked, hoping to catch a glimpse of the homicidal maniac.
"And where did Reno get off to?" Jackie asked as she noticed the absence of weight on her shoulder. As if on cue, gunshots could be heard. On the dashboard, Yazoo and Reno were in an all out brawl.
"Found one of 'em." KT said adjusting her glasses. Loz had scampered off to do who knows what. Which meant that it was just the 3 girls and Kadaj.
Suddenly, the garage lights cut out and strobe lights began to flash.
"Where did those come from?" KT yelped. Fog then began to appear from the front of the car as a lone figure walked through the fog and onto the roof of he car. Obviously, we already know who it is.
"Give us brother and we will spare your lives." The silhouette said in a silky voice as he took out Masamune. The girls stared at him. His hair was billowing behind him proudly.
"The smoke was a nice touch." Megan said. KT took out her butter knife and pointed it at Sephiroth.
"Never." She said darkly. The lights came back on and Loz appeared from behind the left front wheel. So he was the special effects artist eh? Kadaj then moved to gunner position on the left mirror. KT didn't even know that he would qualify as a gunner. Wordlessly, Sephiroth charged at her. KT deflected it with her butter knife, who she had lovingly named…..Chuck.
"Masamune is no match for Chuck!" Kt yelled as she parried another attack.
"Who's Chuck?" Jackie asked, now binding Loz with duct tape.
"My knife." KT said swiping at Sephiroth. Sephiroth darted away and quickly shaved a chunk off of KT's t-shirt sleeve.
Kadaj meanwhile, had taken it upon himself to fire at will. Jackie decided to stop him. She quickly grabbed Loz and walked up to Kadaj.
"Fire another shot and Loz dies!" Jackie yelled, holding the bound Loz out in front of her. Kadaj paused for a moment as he though it over. He then shrugged it off and got ready to fire again. Jackie was flabbergasted (what a fun lord XD) as was Loz. Megan then came up. With the moogle by the wings.
"Shoot again and the moogle dies!" she said holding a toothpick to the moogle's neck. Kadaj was shocked. So were the girls as he hesitantly stepped away from the gun. He didn't want to hurt something so disturbingly cute! He then trotted off to go help Yazoo. Moving back with KT and Sephiroth. KT was getting owned by Sephiroth! And we're talking serious ownage!
"Yes! Lets leave Cloud and Vincent in the house! We don't need any help at all!" KT screamed at Jackie and Megan. They both flinched as they watched her battle the all mighty Sephiroth.
"Well what do you suggest we do?" Jackie yelled back.
"I donno! Get that Turk to help us!" She yelled dodging a thrust.
"Sorry! He's already saving our butts!" Jackie yelled back.
"Then go find Cloud or Vincent!"
"There are thousands of dark little corners! Do you know how long it would take to find them!" Jackie yelled back.
"I well do something! This isn't fair at all! I couldn't even beat Sephiroth in Kingdom Hearts what makes you think I can do it know! He doesn't even have a scratch on him!" KT yelled back. Sephiroth stopped mid-swing.
"What?" he asked calmly.
"What what?" KT asked still pointing Chuck at him.
"I'm in a game you say?" he asked.
"Uhhh….yes?" KT replied slightly lowering her knife. Sephiroth blinked a few times.
"Kadaj, Yazoo, stop." He said raising his hand. They complied but looked at him in confusion.
"Show me this so called game." Sephiroth said sheathing Masamune. KT blinked in surprise. Since when did games, excluding evil diabolical mind games, interest the One Winged Angel Sephiroth? Kadaj and Yazoo now stood on either side of him and blinked dumbly at him.
"What?" KT asked. Not quite sure if she heard right.
"Show me this game." He said calmly. "NOW!" KT jumped and stared at him a moment longer. He and the rest of the remnants blinked up at her with their mako eyes. KT turned to Jackie and Megan.
"He wants to see Kingdom Hearts." She said jabbing her finger back at him.
"We heard…..well….lets show it to them." Megan shrugged. Jackie slowly nodded. KT started to walk to the door with Sephiroth floating alongside her on her right, the 3 remnants following, then Jackie and Megan, and bringing up the rear was a battered Turk.
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What will happen when sephiroth sees himself? Ah the suspense! So yea I thought up the kingdom hearts idea like…2 seconds before I was about to type it lol. So yea here I am at college. There really isn't anything to do here in menomonie Wisconsin except run around in wal mart. Woo hoo. Sephiroth is very hard to beat in KH! At least for me! He gets like 2 hits on me and im dead! No me gusta!