me: I used a dirty trick and paraphrased more then half the movie. Please don't kill me. It's three A.M. and I have school tommorow, so please take it easy. Short chapter, but the next one should be better. Movie's Scooby Doo and the Legend of the Vampire. I like the Scooby Doo movie's, but Hiyori would probably find a lot of things rediculous or stupid. Important notice at the bottom.

I quickly covered my mouth and hoped to whatever deity that would listen to me that the things in the room I was in didn't hear. I took a quick look around before seeing that Riku had been knocked unconscious. It looked like we were in some kind of cave and there were three things in the middle of the room adjusting a large projector.

Vampires aren't real, right? Well, if they are, something tells me they wouldn't look as weird as the three beings in the middle of the room. The three things looked like they just stepped out of an old 80's punk rock poster then joined the undead.

I once again wished that I hadn't watched so many horror movies.

Thankfully, the three things began moving some supplies down a corridor so I slung Riku over my shoulder and sprinted down an opposite corridor.

Ugh, Riku really need to lay off the Twinkies, I thought to myself as Conscience snickered in agreement.

Well, I have a good feeling about this world boss! Conscience said excitedly.

You have a 'good feeling' about anything that creeps me out, I thought back grumpily. By the way, do you think those are real vampires? Because if so… I mentally trailed off as pictures of all the pranks I could pull ran through my head.

I dunno' boss… but do you wanna' find out? Conscience asked and I could hear the devilish smile in her thoughts.

Conscience and I began to discuss different ideas and I barely realized when we got out of the cave. I took a quick look around and realized that we seemed to be in a forest of sorts. I walked towards a group of trees and, once we were in the shade, dropped Riku unceremoniously on the hard ground and sprayed a bit of water from my canteen (that I got from Sulley and Mike) on his face, waking him up.

"What the hell Hiyori?" he asked grumpily.

"C'mon pretty boy, it looks like we have a long day ahead of us," I told him as I walked further into the forest with the teen following uncertainly.

*KH1*

We walked for hours until nightfall and I told the silver head about what I saw in the cave. At first he didn't believe me, but after he saw the look on my face, he quickly agreed that something was up. We continued to walk, talking with each other a bit, until we heard a shrill scream.

We glanced at each other before taking off in the direction of the scream. We then burst through the trees, ready to draw our key blades, until we saw that there was no trouble, just a teen with bad skin, and a brown and black dog who then screeched at us.

I winced at the sound as three other teens came into view. The first, and tallest, was a boy that looked a few years older then Riku and I. He had blonde hair, blue eyes, and looked to be the leader of the group. The second was a girl with mid-length red hair and bright blue eyes. From how close she was standing to the blonde, I assumed they were either dating, or liked each other. The last was a girl with short brown hair, glasses, freckles and reminded me of the librarian back home.

"Shaggy, Scooby, it's okay. They're not monsters, just kids." the blonde said as my eye twitched from the kids comment.

"Sorry about them, they're just a bit jumpy. My name's Daphne by the way. Are you two here for the rock festival to?" the redhead asked.

"It's fine, my name's Riku and this is my little sister Hiyori. Actually, we're not, but it sounds like it might be fun; can you maybe explain a bit more?" Riku said making my eye twitch again.

They seemed to buy it though seeing as they introduced themselves. When Daphne commented how cute I was, I resisted the urge to kill something, namely the redhead, and instead settled for glaring at an innocent shrub.

"So, how old are you?" Daphne asked us.

I glanced at Riku as he nodded; I guess we're using our real ages.

"I'm 15," Riku answered in the tone he uses when he's trying to make a good impression.

"I'm 14," I answered shortly, ignoring the silver head's glare. Oops, guess he meant for me to pretend I was younger.

"Where are your parents?' Fred asked.

"We don't have any. The orphanage went on a trip here and we got lost. It's fine though, we can find our way back tomorrow," Riku lied smoothly.

"Are you kids sure? We could help you get back." Fred offered.

"We're actually searching for our friends so it's fine. One is a little shorter then me, spiky brown hair, blue eyes, and can't keep his mouth shut. The other is a girl, short red hair, and blue eyes. Have you seen them?" Riku asked.

They all shook their heads no and said that they were sorry, but my mind went back to the things from the cave.

I cocked my head to the side as I heard something. Is that… music? Why would some one be playing music in the middle of no where?

I slowly started walking towards it. It sounded kind of like rock music, but it would be easier to tell if I got closer.

"Hiyori? Where are you going?" Riku asked.

"I hear some music," was my simple reply.

I kept walking and the group followed after me. I was a bit surprised that they followed me without questioning.

Kind of like ducks, I mused as the teens followed in a straight line with Riku talking to the blonde, and so trusting to.

Ya' got that right boss, Conscience/Miyori answered, snickering the whole time.

So, anything to report that I asked me to remember? I asked.

Erm, let's see, quote 'ex lieutenant of squad 12 in the royal guard squad' un quote, my other half reported.

Umm, considering the throbbing in the back of my head started when you said lieutenant, I'm gonna' pass, I said as sharp bursts of pain began radiating from the back of my head.

Well, I've got nothing else. Wanna' talk about different ways to make Sora wet himself? Miyori asked.

Sure.

*the next day*

I blame you! I mentally shouted at Miyori as the vampire began gaining.

She just laughed nervously as I sped up to top speed, dragging Riku behind me all the way as we ran through the tunnels that we first appeared in.

I just decided mindless running would be the best way to go (hey, don't look at me like that, the tunnels all look the same!) while I try to remember how we got into this mess.

The music turned out to be a group called the Hex Girls, who were friends with the people we found in the woods. Some other people were there to and said that contestants were getting scared off by the vampires. I elbowed Riku in the ribs to keep his big mouth shut. On the upside, we know that the vampires used to be the band Wild Wind who performed in the music festival a few years back. Fred then got the brilliant (note the sarcasm) idea to start a band. I said right out that I will not join their band and Riku just glared when they asked him (his glare creeps me out, and that's saying something). Instead, we got front row seats to watch them look like bigger idiots then normal. Fun (actually, it's more of funny). We were both grateful when a jeep pulled up; then the people spoke. Riku just put me in a full nelson and waited it out. If he didn't, well we really don't have time for a lawsuit. Another thing, the group was another band and the driver is the manager (also, previous manager of Wild Wind).

We split up and I volunteered to go with Scooby and Shaggy. Hey, they said food and I was hungry. Big mistake. Apparently, Riku, Daphne, Fred, and Velma found our first suspect, the manager (who I voted to have just embraced his inner fan girl and kept Wild Wind costumes), while Shaggy, Scooby, and I got chased around by vampires. Don't ask me why I didn't use my key blade; I'm still trying to figure that one out. Shaggy and Scooby hid in instruments while I just climbed the stage and watched the vamps search. Eventually, they left and the other half of the group appeared (I managed to surprise them by sliding down from the metal things that holds the backdrop of the stage). We got debriefed on what they found in the trailer and then the bad omens started practicing. The Yowie Yahoo (giant vamp, works with Wild Wind), came and made my day by kidnapping the band we met earlier (I video taped it on my phone). We then set up camp (Riku and I got stuck sharing a tent) and a new band called Two Skinny Dudes came in the middle of the night.

The manager then switched from being depressed about the kidnapped band to happy about the new guys and focused on recruiting them. That night, the Hex Girls performed and I got another video tape of the Yowie Yahoo kidnapping a band. The group then decided to investigate the mountain we ended up in; AKA Vampire Rock. Riku and I both went with Fred, Daphne, and Velma and got separated. Hence, we are now running from a fake vampire for no reason other then me staying up late and watching the midnight horror specials and probably getting scarred for life from to many horror films in the dark.

We ran through the tunnels and eventually came out to where Shaggy and Scooby were being cornered by dingoes.

"Hey Riku, can I-" I started.

"No Hiyori, you may not track one down and keep it as a pet or sick it on Sora," Riku remarked, giving me a flat look.

"You don't let me have any fun, jackass," I said, glaring.

Just then, the vampires and the rest of Mystery Inc. interrupted our impending argument. Just then, sunlight reflected off Scooby's collar and destroyed the Yowie Yahoo. We then got chased by Wild Wind with Fred calling out all the myths that Wild Wind disproved. Sunlight hit them and they ran over running water. We then managed to trap Wild Wind in a net. A splash of water took care of the make up, then Daphne redid the makeup to show that they were the original Wild Wind (as if there was any doubt). The band that Mystery Inc. started was then declared the winner of the contest and played.

"They actually sound decent," I remarked.

"Yeah, I think they sound great to," Riku translated from Hiyori-speak to how most people talk.

"Hey, our ride's here," I said pointing to a swirling portal.

We waved to the gang, who were up on stage as they finished their song, and began to run through the portal. It seemed shorter this time and I held my breath without to much trouble.

We walked out this time instead of stumbling and came to a familiar sight.

"Hey Riku, look where we are," I told the silver head.

He looked around and realized we were in Traverse Town again.

me: Why Hiyori didn't use her key blade is a mystery to me, and I'm the author!

Important Notice: I will be putting either this story, or Rosario + Vampire Next Gen on temporary hiatus soon. I'll be asking for your imput on which one. I'll put a poll up on my profile for it to. I'm not sure when the poll will end.

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