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A/N: Yeah, it's me again. Didn't expect to see me after I just put up that last chapter. Thought I surprise you with Wonderland. So from here, I need to clarify a few things.

Whilst going to Wonderland, Sora and his 'friends' learned the spell Fire, and, no one really cares about the abilities unless it's the cool move abilities (Sonic Blade, Strike Raid… etc.)

Donald still has his wooden staff and Goofy is sober entering Wonderland.

In this chapter, I'm going to be skipping a lot of the fighting scenes. I mean, it's just heartless, I don't have to go into detail exactly when heartless come out. This is a two part chapter, because its getting a bit long. So wait for part two to come out.

D/C: I don't own… Come on, read the previous chapter's disclaimer.

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"Captain's Log, the Enterprise has discovered a new planet, in the gama fallopian start system. Mr. Spock, navigate us through those other ships."

"It's Donald, Sora, and stop talking like you're William Shatner."

"But it's fun!"

"I don't care, Sora, one wrong move and it could be over for us." Donald looks at Goofy as he sits on his chair, sipping from his tea cup.

"Ol' chap, can you try to be more careful, I nearly spilled my tea. I need my tea to stay in my good shape, you know, I must impress the ladies if I want a future wife and kids." Goofy stands up and pours some more tea in to his cup.

"The only good shape you will be in is a dead one after I'm through with you." Donald continues to navigate through the field of endless heartless vessels.

Sora takes out his key blade and starts to admire it.

"I kick ass with this thing!" Sora jumps in the ship, making the ship tilt throwing it off coarse.

"Sora, you dumb ass! Look what you've done! Now we're going to a planet that is not known to the ship's systems. We're going to have to make a crash landing.!" Donald begins to turn red and screams back at Sora.

They all look out the window as the strangely colored planet gets bigger and bigger.

"See what your dumb ass got us in to!" Donald starts waking Sora over the with his wooden staff! The ship starts to heat up as they enter the world's atmosphere.

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Sora opens his eyes to find that he no longer is in the gummi ship. Instead, He, Donald and Goofy are falling down an unusually long tunnel with frames and pictures and all kinds of weird stuff. They finally land softly while Goofy falls on his ass.

"Come on, Goofy, we got to figure out where we are." Sora helps Goofy up and they all look around the room. The is oddly shaped with different colors of paint. Suddenly, a white rabbit lands right in front of Sora.

"OMG! I'm so late! The queen will have my head for this! I need to hurray!"

Sora and the others look at each other. Goofy shrugs at Sora while Donald slips some alcohol into Goofy's tea.

"Sora, why don't we follow that rabbit, maybe he will…" He takes a drink from his tea. "Leads us… lead us to… hayuck!" Donald chuckles.

"Yeah, let's follow that rabbit. Hey look a door." Sora opens a door, when he does so, another door opens, and another, and another till finally a door opens with enough space to get through. Sora and the others find themselves in a bizarre room, a kitchen stove, couches, and a bed against the walls, and a round table in the middle with two small jars. Sora looks down to see the white rabbit pass through a small door.

"How did he get so small?" Sora asks…

"No, you just too fat, G!" The door answers with an attitude.

"Hey, I am NOT fat!"

"That's not what yo mama said to me last night!"

Donald and Goofy step back.

"Hey, nobody talks about my mama like that."

"I just did! Foo! Now what you gonna do? Hit me, you little bitch?"

"How bout this? We rap-battle and if I win, you have to tell me how to get in the door. And if you win, we'll leave you alone."

The door starts thinking.

"Alright, dawg, I'm down for that! Heck, I'll let you go first because ladies go first."

"You going to wish you never messed with me." Sora takes out a rather large gold necklace from the inside of his shirt. 'RBC 2000' are engraved in the emblem in the base of the necklace. The talking door takes a good hard look at it.

"What does 'RBC 2000' mean?" The door asks Sora.

"It means that I'm the Rap-Battle-Champion of 2000. So, prepare yourself for an ass-whoopin!"

Donald and Goofy starting making up a beat, with a mixture of comical trademark noises they make, they come up with a pretty beat. Sora starts.

"Yo, listen up, I'm the Keyblade masta,

Whateva you do, I can do fasta.

I'll burn you quick, so don't blink yo eyes,

Cuz when I'm through with you, you'll be hurtin inside."

"OOOOOOOOH!" Donald and Goofy both yell at the same time. They continue with the beat. Then the Door starts.

"I'm the guardian to next room you see,

I'm da pimp masta king, you'll neva pass me.

I'll own you nasty, like I do my hoes,

At the end of this, you'll become one of those."

Sora and the door at this for quite a while until…

"I quit, I give up, your master rhymes are too much for me! I can't do it! Sora, you win!"

Sora starts cheering, faking crowd noices, and raising his arms in the air in victory, while Donald and Goofy just stare.

"Ok, you stupid piece of wood with a doorknob, you're going tell us how to get to the next room or I will jam this key blade in your mouth." Sora starts waiving his key blade near the door.

"See that table behind you? Well, there is a potion, an orange potion you can take that will let you become smaller, but before you do that, the bed that's to my right, your left, needs to be pushed into the wall, I know that it seems crazy right now, but in a few minutes, you'll see why it isn't. Now, I think I'll go back to sleep." With that, the door falls asleep. Sora and the gang see the bed that the door was talking about, but don't know what to do.

"Hey look!" Sora yells. "Look at the corner right there!" Sora points at the command option. "Look it says 'Push!' And look!" He points up above him. "There's a 'Question Mark' on top of my head."

Donald and Goofy start whispering to each other.

"I think he's gone crazy."

"Hyuck, I think so too."

Suddenly a flash of light blind Donald and Goofy and the see that the bed has been compressed against the wall.

"What did you do?" Donald starts jumping up and down.

"I pushed the bed. What else should have I done?"

Donald gives up.

"Ok, now we must drink this orange potion. Are you sure we can trust that door?" Sora looks behind him and takes a final look at the snoozing door. "Well, here goes nothing." Sora takes a drink and suddenly, the room starts to get bigger, and bigger, and bigger! Soon they find themselves standing on top of the table with the two bottles of potion.

"Oh, now what?" Donald starts to panic.

"Stupid duck, come on, lets go, there's another door way there. I bet well find the key hole there." They all jump off the table and head into the doorway. On the other side, they find themselves in a large garden and two life sized cards wielding pikes standing in front of a heart shaped arch. On the other side, they see a girl, dressed in a mini skirt and a pink shirt, leaning against a bench. Trumpets start sounding from that direction so the three follow it.

"Now… presenting… The Queen of Hearts!"

"Why is he out of breath." Sora looks at the white rabbit, suddenly, more trumpets sound and a bunch of stupefied cards jump back to reveal a half-pint woman standing on a pedestal with a gavel in her hand. The rabbit continues.

"We are here to trial young Alice for breaking to royal rules." Trumpets sound again and a bunch of cards start moving towards a small stand in front of the queen's pedestal. The cards move out of the and a young lady wearing blue jeans, a pink shirt and a denim jacket. Sora and the others walk closer to court trial to hear what is exactly going on.

The young girl begins to talk in the most annoying valley accent.

"Like, I don't know what I'm doing here, so if we can, like get this thing going."

"SILENCE! I will not have this outrage in my presence! Off with her fucken head!"

"Look, bitch, I just got done shopping and if you think you can touch me with this brand new bitchen clothes, well you better think again."

"Did she just call me a bitch? Did she just call me a bitch!" The queen looks around at the cards. "Fine then."

"Look, can you like just tell me and like let me go, because I didn't like, you know, do anything?"

"Very well then, you are here because you tried to steal my heart, and now it is off with your head!"

"She didn't do it!" Sora finally steps up and yells.

Donald grabs Sora's sleeve. "Are you fuckin crazy?"

Sora smiles and taps his head. "Like a fox."

The queen stands up, and suddenly she's no longer visible. A door opens below the queen's stand and a she stands right in front of Sora.

"Who are you!" The Queen puts her hands to her side.

Sora looks down at the tiny queen who only measures up to his elbows.

"I am the Keyblade's chosen…" Donald pulls Sora down.

"Will you shut the hell up, or do I have to smack you with this wooden staff?"

Sora starts crying. "But I'm the master! Whaaa!"

Goofy laughs with his British accent. "Oh your majesty, if we can prove that it wasn't that young lady right there isn't your culprit, may she go free?"

The queen starts to think.

"Yes, I guess we can do that… I will allow you the time you need to search for your evidence."

Sora looks at Goofy. "Nice save."

"Oh, now you acknowledge me!" Goofy starts shacking his fists at the writer.

To be continued.

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A/N: I hope you guys didn't find this chapter boring, but I promise that it will get better, because I can't wait till we get to Deep Jungle, I'm so excited. I can't hold it in!

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