soooo UPDATE, wootness!! i hope you like it. )
number1weasley has signed on
photoman731 has signed on
Number1weasley: Hey Harry.
Number1weasley: How was the shoot?
photoman731: it was...
photoman731: amazing
Number1weasley: Did "Scorpias" get naked?
photoman731: unfortunately no
Number1weasley: Oh?
photoman731: GUESS WHO SCORPIAS IS
Number1weasley: Nicolette James?
photoman731: male
Number1weasley: I know, I was kidding.
photoman731: lol
Number1weasley: Um. Brad Pitt?
photoman731: it was Draco Malfoy!!
Number1weasley: You're shitting me
photoman731: no!
photoman731: he is sooo hot
Number1weasley: Liar!
photoman731: im not lying
Number1weasley: It wasn't him.
Number1weasley: He's a real estate mogul's son
photoman731: i know!
Number1weasley: why would he need head shots?
photoman731: i dont know that...
photoman731: but it was him
photoman731: i would know those blue eyes anywhere
Number1weasley: Did you talk to him?
photoman731: i crushed him for like, 7 years
photoman731: yes
Number1weasley: And?
photoman731: i had to direct him a little you know
Number1weasley: Well I meant actually conversation.
photoman731: just "tilt your head up"
photoman731: oh
photoman731: no
photoman731: well
photoman731: i wanted to
photoman731: but he said-
photoman731: he had a party to go to!
Number1weasley: Well, he is a party boy.
photoman731: i know
Number1weasley: Have you been reading the tabloids?
photoman731: i saw draco, pre-party
photoman731: no
photoman731: why?
Number1weasley: They say a close personal friend leaked about him and Nicolette James.
photoman731: what?
photoman731: noooo
Number1weasley: Why no?
photoman731: why must the hot guys be STRAIGHT
photoman731: its so not fair
Number1weasley: Ahh.
Number1weasley: Sorry, bro.
Number1weasley: Maybe if you get him drunk enough?
photoman731: he said i was good, and that he wants me to be his photographer for his next shoot
Number1weasley: Wow.
Number1weasley: That's good.
photoman731: so my ego just like, multiplied by 20
Number1weasley: It looks like you're going to start getting steady income.
photoman731: im on cloud 999999
photoman731: i hope!
Number1weasley: You can get out of that cruddy apartment and get a house.
photoman731: hell yeah
photoman731: that would be excellent
Number1weasley: Very true.
Number1weasley: So did he at least give you his number?
photoman731: no...
photoman731: BUT I GAVE HIM MINE
Number1weasley: Well then...
Number1weasley: Good for you.
Number1weasley: Has he called?
Number1weasley: Text?
Number1weasley: Anything?
photoman731: he wants me to do the shoot direct, instead of through the agency
photoman731: not yet
photoman731: but im kinda hoping that maybe
Number1weasley: Wow. That's cutting out the middleman and giving you all the pay!
photoman731: i know!!
Number1weasley: You are asking him for money, right? Not sex?
photoman731: erm
Number1weasley: Harry?
photoman731: unfortunately yeah, im asking for money
photoman731: like he would have sex with me anyway
Number1weasley: Don't even mention the fact that you're in love with his body; it might cost you the job.
Number1weasley: Imagine what he could do to your career
Number1weasley: It could go either way with him
Number1weasley: He could build you up or crush you.
Number1weasley: Just be careful.
photoman731: okay
photoman731: i will be
photoman731: hopefully
photoman731: id much rather be naughty though
Number1weasley: ... These are the things I don't need to hear about, Harry.
photoman731: right
Number1weasley: So, change of subject.
Number1weasley: Hows internet boy?
photoman731: well
photoman731: er
photoman731: he kinda spam IMed me
photoman731: and i ignored him
photoman731: but then i felt bad
photoman731: but he signed out before i could apologize
Number1weasley: Oh no.
Number1weasley: Has he been on since?
photoman731: no
Number1weasley: How long has it been?
photoman731: about two days
Number1weasley: How often did you usually talk to him? If it was only once and a while maybe he just hasn't had time to sign on?
Number1weasley: What did you say his name was?
photoman731: i dont know
Number1weasley: Oh.
photoman731: we agreed to wait on the names
Number1weasley: So you don't know anything about him except his screen name, and now you've got a crush on him but he's mad at you because you yelled at him about drugs.
Number1weasley: have I got this right?
photoman731: pretty much
photoman731: yeah
photoman731: i know he's platinum blonde
photoman731: and tall
Number1weasley: Sounds like your type. I think you just have to give it time though.
photoman731: my type?
photoman731: i wasnt aware i had a type
Number1weasley: Taller, blonde, built.
Number1weasley: Face it harry. you have a type.
photoman731: i never said built...
Number1weasley: ...? Look at Brian, at Cameron, at Seamus.
Number1weasley: I could barely tell them apart.
photoman731: Seamus was darker blonde though...
Number1weasley: But still
photoman731: oh my goodness
photoman731: i have a type
Number1weasley: It's true.
Number1weasley: It's okay; I like bushy haired girls with buck teeth and a big brain.
Number1weasley: ow.
Number1weasley: Hermione's reading over my shoulder.
photoman731: ...
photoman731: hi hermione!
Number1weasley: Got a slap in the head for that one.
photoman731: i would have slapped you too
Number1weasley: She says hello and invites you to dinner tomorrow night; she knows you need to nourishment.
photoman731: (sorry ron)
photoman731: but
photoman731: tonight im going to ur moms
photoman731: right?
photoman731: sunday night
Number1weasley: Yes.
Number1weasley: And she wants you here tomorrow.
Number1weasley: She worries, Harry.
photoman731: two weasley dinners in a row?
Number1weasley: You can do it.
Number1weasley: You used to live with me, remember?
photoman731: ill try to live through it
Number1weasley: Did your stomach shrink?
photoman731: perhaps
Number1weasley: Hermione is making pot roast.
photoman731: yum
Number1weasley: Good luck chewing. She usually burns it.
Number1weasley: Ow.
photoman731: haha
Number1weasley: Didn't know she was still there.
photoman731: you're so lame
photoman731: she is always there
Number1weasley: But you don't hear her!
Number1weasley: She's like some creepy, thing that likes to scare you out of your skin!
Number1weasley: She has this way of showing up at the exact right time.
Number1weasley: ... Creepy.
photoman731: yeah, i know how she can be...
photoman731: you pretend you're doing your homework, and she just knows you are really looking at Sports Illustrated
Number1weasley: Yeah, I know it
photoman731: dude, im getting hungry
Number1weasley: Yeah, I'm heading over to mom's in like ten minutes. Even though dinner wont be ready for another hour.
Number1weasley: Wanna head over for a quick game of football?
photoman731: yeah
photoman731: and some pre-dinner munchies!
photoman731: see you over there soon
photoman731 has signed off
Blazer has signed on
AllMixedUp has signed on
AllMixedUp: Fucktard!
Blazer: what?
Blazer: what i do?
AllMixedUp: What that fuck were you thinking selling that story to the fucking tabloids?
AllMixedUp: Nicolette wont even look at me now!
AllMixedUp: You are so fucking dead.
Blazer: oh
Blazer: that
Blazer: right
Blazer: uhh
AllMixedUp: 'uhh'
AllMixedUp: You are so in for it.
Blazer: i needed the money to buy you a birthday present
AllMixedUp: Uh huh, sure.
Blazer: its true!
AllMixedUp: Like your mom doesn't having money spilling out from her bra.
AllMixedUp: Get a fucking job.
Blazer: like she shares it with me
AllMixedUp: That was the best sex i've had in months
AllMixedUp: AND she was helping me into hollywood
AllMixedUp: what the fuck were you thinking dude?
AllMixedUp: you could have really fucked up my career.
Blazer: honestly
Blazer: i wasnt
AllMixedUp: i noticed.
Blazer: and im really sorry
AllMixedUp: ...
AllMixedUp: i can't stay mad at you
Blazer: i could have told them you're gay... but im not that cruel
AllMixedUp: i'll just get even
AllMixedUp: you wouldn't.
Blazer: no
Blazer: i wouldnt
AllMixedUp: because you know i'd kill you
AllMixedUp: like.
AllMixedUp: throat bleeding, heart stabbed, bullet in brain kill you
AllMixedUp: and you know i will
Blazer: i know
Blazer: you wont need to
Blazer: that isnt hollywood crap
AllMixedUp: if you ever tell ANYONE
Blazer: thats real draco, so i will always keep it a secret
AllMixedUp: i swear on all that is holy it will be the last thing you ever say
Blazer: i know
Blazer: i wont tell
AllMixedUp: ... okay.
Blazer: but uh, when u decided to out yourself and you need a leaker
Blazer: i need the cash
AllMixedUp: well noted.
Blazer: so what have you found about your guy?
AllMixedUp: Well...
AllMixedUp: I know he lives in downtown LA
Blazer: woah, he lives in the hood, man
AllMixedUp: actually. i got his address.
AllMixedUp: but i can't just waltz up to his door and say "hey, i've talked to you a grand total of three times and i wanna bang you like crazy"
Blazer: why not?
AllMixedUp: ...
AllMixedUp: seriously?
AllMixedUp: are you that stupid?
Blazer: well if i were gay
Blazer: i would want you to want to bang me
AllMixedUp: ... Blaise?
AllMixedUp: Are you telling me something?
Blazer: NO
Blazer: I AM NOT
Blazer: i like the ladies
AllMixedUp: Don't freak out.
AllMixedUp: I'm not one to judge.
Blazer: right
Blazer: i like girls
Blazer: other male's junk scares me
Blazer: why do u think i pee in the stalls?
AllMixedUp: Yours should scare you
AllMixedUp: It's huge.
Blazer: heh
Blazer: i know
Blazer: the ladies love it
AllMixedUp: I'll never forget how you got so fucked up at that party and walked around the house naked.
AllMixedUp: I thought it was gonna bite someone.
Blazer: but im very glad im not getting fucked in the ass by a dick as big as mine
AllMixedUp: I don't know if i could handle it.
AllMixedUp: ... of course i can
AllMixedUp: I'm Draco Malfoy
Blazer: yes you are
Blazer: but you cant have mine
Blazer: wait
AllMixedUp: You're not my type.
Blazer: i was naked at the party?
AllMixedUp: ... You don't remember?
Blazer: uh
Blazer: no
AllMixedUp: I guess I shouldn't sell these pictures to the tabloids then.
Blazer: im remembering less and less about that party
Blazer: you have pictures??
Blazer: oh damn it
AllMixedUp: Again; you're not my type
AllMixedUp: But you are DEFINITELY the tabloids type
Blazer: could you at least take out the red eye before you sell them? i dont want them going after me for drugs again
AllMixedUp: Done and done. And i got rid of that huge zit above your eye.
Blazer: thanks
Blazer: so, uh, what is your type then?
AllMixedUp: uh.
AllMixedUp: i do like them shorter than me.
AllMixedUp: i like to kinda be in control, ya know?
Blazer: of course
AllMixedUp: i like dark hair, contrasts with mine.
AllMixedUp: not too picky
AllMixedUp: but, i dunno what it is about black men. you guys just don't do it for me.
Blazer: hey, dude, dont hate
AllMixedUp: I'm not.
Blazer: i know
AllMixedUp: I just don't wanna fuck you.
AllMixedUp: Sorry.
Blazer: well fine then
AllMixedUp: lol
AllMixedUp: I'm too good for you anyhow
Blazer: psh
Blazer: you are too good for my mom though
AllMixedUp: Dude, I'm gay and I could still get her in the sack in under two minutes flat.
Blazer: ugh
Blazer: i think she has another sex tape out on the internet
AllMixedUp: It's not me is it?
Blazer: with like, 3 dudes
AllMixedUp: My dad will kill me if another gets out.
Blazer: no, not with you
AllMixedUp: I don't remember making one with her.
Blazer: god, i hope you didnt
AllMixedUp: Home video night
AllMixedUp: You may as well start calling me Pops
Blazer: ...
AllMixedUp: too far?
Blazer: not if you find your internet lover first
Blazer: and yeah, a little
AllMixedUp: well i wanna find him
AllMixedUp: but i want him to want me to find him
AllMixedUp: and if he's not talking to me
AllMixedUp: i dont know what to do
Blazer: well, maybe he wasnt ignoring you
Blazer: maybe he was like, in the bathroom or something
AllMixedUp: doubtful.
AllMixedUp: i was trying to get his attention for like ten minutes.
AllMixedUp: that's one long piss dude
AllMixedUp: fuck dude.
AllMixedUp: he just signed on
Blazer: what?
AllMixedUp: what the fuck do i say?
Blazer: try "hello"
AllMixedUp: ...
AllMixedUp: I don't know
AllMixedUp: HE SAID HELLO
AllMixedUp: what do i say?
Blazer: again, try "hello"
AllMixedUp: ... he apologized.
Blazer: SAY SOMETHING
AllMixedUp: right.
AllMixedUp: NOW WHAT?
Blazer: ..
AllMixedUp: i said hi
AllMixedUp: now what?
Blazer: i dont know
AllMixedUp: BLAISE
Blazer: tell him you want to bang him
AllMixedUp: you're useless
Blazer: so what's he saying?
AllMixedUp: He said he was sorry for ignoring me.
AllMixedUp: And he doesn't hate me.
AllMixedUp: which is good.
Blazer: yes it is
AllMixedUp: but i don't know where to go
Blazer: tell him you know his address and that you want to bang him
AllMixedUp: shut the fuck up
AllMixedUp: or sign off
AllMixedUp: you're not helping
Blazer: okay, im off
Blazer has signed off
photoman731 has signed on
photoman731: hello?
photoman731: im sorry
photoman731: please dont ignore me
photoman731: i guess i deserve i
photoman731: it
AllMixedUp: hi
photoman731: HI
photoman731: so uh
photoman731: how are you?
AllMixedUp: i'm okay.
photoman731: thats good
AllMixedUp: so how are you?
photoman731: im great
photoman731: i made a bunch of money the other day
AllMixedUp: well that's good.
photoman731: but honestly, ive been kinda bummed since i missed you the other day
AllMixedUp: you missed me? or you ignored me?
photoman731: i...
photoman731: i ignored you
photoman731: im sorry
photoman731: i didnt want to
photoman731: but i felt i needed to
photoman731: and i gave in
photoman731: but you signed off
photoman731: and
photoman731: im sorry
AllMixedUp: ...
AllMixedUp: so you don't hate me?
photoman731: NO!
photoman731: i dont hate you at all
AllMixedUp: Good.
AllMixedUp: So.
AllMixedUp: I have to ask...
AllMixedUp: what's your name?
photoman731: this is IM three isnt it?
AllMixedUp: indeed it is
AllMixedUp: if not IM four
photoman731: My name is...
AllMixedUp: your name is dot dot dot
AllMixedUp: ?
photoman731: lol
photoman731: no
photoman731: i was trying to build suspense
AllMixedUp: well it's fucking working
AllMixedUp: who are you?
photoman731: my name is Harry
AllMixedUp: Harry.
photoman731: Harry
AllMixedUp: Hello Harry, my name is Draco Malfoy.
photoman731: haha
photoman731: thats funny
AllMixedUp: haha
photoman731: whats your real name?
AllMixedUp: that's serious.
AllMixedUp: Draco Malfoy.
photoman731: there is no way you are Draco Malfoy
AllMixedUp: And how did you come to that conclusion?
AllMixedUp: I think I would know who I am.
photoman731: because he is like,
AllMixedUp: i am like...
photoman731: famous
photoman731: why would he be talking to me?
photoman731: plus he is like, sex on a stick
photoman731: the hottest thing ever
photoman731: i would know, i just did a photo shoot of him
AllMixedUp: you're fucking shitting me
AllMixedUp: YOU ARE A FUCKING LIAR
photoman731: no
photoman731: if you were Draco you would know
photoman731: i gave him my number
photoman731: to call for future shoots
AllMixedUp: ... you're that super delicious green eyed hunk that gave me the number 714-555-2654?
photoman731: ...
photoman731: holy crap
photoman731: YOU ARE DRACO MALFOY
AllMixedUp: I did say that.
photoman731: ...im a super delicious green eyed hunk?
photoman731: wait
photoman731: you're gay?
photoman731: omg
photoman731: information overload!
AllMixedUp: ... did that come out?
photoman731: im dreaming
AllMixedUp: fuck.
photoman731: omg
AllMixedUp: i didn't mean for that to happen
photoman731: im in the twilight zone
photoman731: didnt mean for what to happen?
AllMixedUp: Um.
AllMixedUp: I would greatly appreciate it if you would tell no one I'm... gay.
photoman731: oh
photoman731: of course not
photoman731: that didnt even cross my mind
photoman731: im still
photoman731: processing
photoman731: that my amazing internet guy is Draco
photoman731: wow
AllMixedUp: "your" internet guy?
photoman731: you really think im a super delicious hunk?
photoman731: er
photoman731: uh
photoman731: the internet guy?
AllMixedUp: no, I liked the first one.
photoman731: ... you do?
AllMixedUp: Yes.
AllMixedUp: And yes, you are a super delicious hunk.
photoman731: so
AllMixedUp: SUPER
AllMixedUp: delicious
photoman731: what does that mean?
AllMixedUp: Um.
AllMixedUp: It means I think your hot and I wan to fuck you.
photoman731: oh
AllMixedUp: Um
AllMixedUp: Nevermind.
AllMixedUp: Blaise told me to say it
AllMixedUp: I knew it wasn't the right thing to say
AllMixedUp: Sorry
AllMixedUp: Just ignore it
photoman731: um
photoman731: you
photoman731: the famous Draco Malfoy
photoman731: wants to fuck me?
photoman731: poor Harry Potter?
AllMixedUp: What does being poor have to do with anything?
photoman731: i just
photoman731: i dont know
photoman731: but i cant
photoman731: fuck you that is
AllMixedUp: ... oh.
AllMixedUp: um.
AllMixedUp: that's the doorbell.
AllMixedUp: i should go.
photoman731: wait
photoman731: no
photoman731: i didnt mean it like that
allmixedup has signed off
photoman731: I just…
photoman731: dang it!
YAY, another chapter... and now they know each other! YAY! reviews?