IMPORTANT NOTE: BIRTHDAY IN 5 DAYS! Next chapter is going to be commercials and a remake of the 1ST. EVER. EPISODE. OF. NINJAGO!

"This ninja has the fanboys AND fangirls A LOT! He's brave and TheComingofEpic favorite ninja. The dude's got the strength of 100 men I think. He has MANY things named after him. MEET COLE THE NINJA OF EARTH!

Everyone: *In high pitched* YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHH!

This ninja has issues. He acts rude and he's impatient. His personalty may make you think he's FOREVER ALONE but he isn't! The dude can kill you and he lived in Hellville. MEET KAI THE NINJA OF FIRE!

Everyone: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

JK! XD

Everyone: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHH!

Me: Welcome to Ninjago Bloopers! I have some skits about these two and one of them is lavashipping!

Kai: Lava what?

Me: Lavashipping is when FF authors who write Ninjago stories make you and Cole in love and have sex like there's no tomorrow. The Stories Cake and Frosting, Dirty Little Secret, and more. They also put your names together like Kale and some more!

Cole: *Spitakes* ME and...and...HIM?

Me: The also have Cole and Zane whitch the names are Zale, Cone, and more. I think that should be called glaciershipping Idk and sometimes they have Cole and Jay.

Kai: HAHAHAAAhhhhaaaaAAAAAHAOOOHA AHA!

MeH They also have Jay and Kai, Lloyd and Kai and I think that's it. I NEVER saw Kai and Zane as a couple.

Cole: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!

Me: So is being a ninja awesome?

Cole: Well yeah. You have the fans all over you and since I'm the leader, I have MOST of the fans.

Kai: Its great working here and being a ninja On Air and Off the Air. I WISH I was the leader but it was great when people thought that I was the LEADER.

Cole: Dude, this is coming from the guy who's afraid of elves and gingerbread cookies. I'm afraid of snakes because some can kill you in one bite while some can be harmless. The only way people die from gingerbread cookies is by stuffing them into their mouth like an idiot OR too much ginger. Elves? There not real so you're really afriad of Elvis.

Kai: But they still can kill you!

Cole: They're not alive! If you die its because of a person not a cookie!

Me: Kai's probably saying that so you can stop eating sweets like cake.

Cole: I know right?!

"TIME FOR BLOOPERS! I FINALLY GET TO TALK! So anyway TCoE is SO OBSESSED with her birthday. She wanted me to tell you that its in 5 days. I bet you guys missed me!"

Everybody: No, not really.

"Just show the bloopers."

END OF CHAPTER! YOU GOT TROLLED. Wait, no don't pass this! NO!

Episode 2 The Golden Weapon

Sensei Wu: Black Ninja is Cole!.Has the power of emo and earth. Son of Evil Overlord. Now have a meet and greet while I stalk you.

Kai: You said his father is EVIL!

Sensei Wu: So is my brother you sasser.

Cole: Don't worry, I have you back after all you may be a chicken.

Kai:I'm NOT a chicken. More of a turkey.

Cole: So you're so stupid that you don't even know when you're killing yourself? Go figure.

Kai: Thanks for caring!

Cole: You sir are an idiot.

Episode 8 Once Bitten Twice Shy

Kai: NOT SO FAST!

Cole: I GIVE UP!

Kai: In a battle for the fangblade?

Cole: You are a kindergardener. Who says NOT SO FAST?

Pythor: Not so fassssst my sssssssslavesssss, I mean loyal ssssssubjects.

Kai: *Points to Pythor* HE DOES AND HE'S AS OLD AS SENSEI WU!

Cole: *Slaps Kai* YOU DON'T NEED TO YELL WHEN I'M IN FRONT OF YOU!

Kai: HERE ME! HERE ME!

Me: Let's keep this scene simple.

Episode 1 Rise of The Snakes

Kai: Cole! Cut the rope the rope as soon as the rest of us get off!

Cole: I'm playing a game here called Cut The Rope!

*Game comes to life and cuts the rope*

Kai: COLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *Cole goes on phone and when he shows it to the audience there's a picture of a trollface on it*

Take 2

Kai: Cole, as soon as we get of cut the rope!

Cole: I'm busy reading a Jaylight novel here! EDWARD's a GiRL? *Trips on rope causing it to snap*

Kai: Why do I even bother?

Take 3

Kai: Cole when the three of us get off of the treehouse cut the rope.

Cole: Let me finish my Subway sandwich. You guys dragged me out here and I was hungry.

Kai: WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO EAT!

Cole: You're not you when your hungry. *Throws coal at Kai* NOW EAT IT OR WEEP!

Famous For Everything

Kai: *Watching TV with Jay* Jay.

Jay: What Kai?

Kai: We just saw another KHOL'S commercial.

Jay: So?

Kai: KHOL sounds like COLE! This guy has SO many fans that its IMPOSSIBLE to go around without a Cole state stalking us around!

Jay: Yeah right name examples!

Kai: Cole= Coal, KHOL, Khoall, COLEman coolers, and more and you have , Zane has a toy called ZanyBrainy and I have NOTHING!

Jay: Fire?

Kai: My point is that Cole probably has his name every where OH and Kenneth COLE! You can not say the world is running on Cole.

Jay: The resource coal but...

Kai:It's STILL SOUNDS LIKE HIS NAME! The dude is the ninja of EARTH! The EARTH goes round because of Cole. I bet if he was dead the Earth would stop rotating fall into a black hole!

Cole: Hey guys! What's up.

Kai: HEY FRESH KING OF EARTH SPHERE!

Cole's face= TROLL

Kiss My Ass -Not dirty. Pretty Funny and short-

Cole: Hey Kai.

Kai: *In a speedo* Yes!

Cole: You you like to kiss my ass?

Kai: *Blushes* Sure! Yes! Why not?!

Cole: *Gives Kai a donkey* Here you go.

Kai: OH WOW Cole GET BACK HERE!

*If you read the Bible Ass means donkey when in modern times it means your rear end. :3