Tuesday programming

2:30 pm- 3:00 pm

The hunters of Artemis

Artemis: Hello, and welcome to 'The hunters of Artemis'! On this show, we'll be telling you about the hunters. Now, my chief lieutenant, Thalia, will tell you the benefits of being a hunter.

Thalia: Well, there are countless reasons to join the hunters, but since we don't have too much time, I'm just going to name the most prominent.

You become immortal

You don't have to worry about any romance in your life.

You get to serve under the goddess Artemis

You get to hunt monsters.

Artemis: Right. Also, you have many powers you never had before. Now, let's talk about what a hunter does. During a normal day for us, we would wake up early each morning, at 5:30 am, and I would take 20 to 40 hunters to hunt monsters for the morning while the rest train, and then in the afternoon, around three, I take another 20 to 40 on a hunt. Then, around 9, all the hunters group up and make camp for the night, with alternating shifts to keep watch. That way, over the course of 2 to 3 days, every hunter is able to go on a hunt.

Apollo: Hey, what's up!

Artemis: (facepalm) Apollo, why are you here? I'm filming my TV show right now!

Apollo: I know. That's why I'm here. I'm on your show right now, right?

Artemis: (sighs) yes.

Apollo looks towards the camera,

Apollo: Hello world!

Artemis: Apollo, you do know that you have your own tv show, don't you?

Apollo: I do? I mean- of course I do. That's a good reminder little sis.

Artemis: I'm not your little sis, I was born first! I even helped give birth to you!

Apollo: No you didn't. I'm older.

Artemis: No, I am.

Apollo: No, I am.

Artemis: I'm older.

Apollo: You're wrong.

Artemis: No I'm not.

Apollo: Yes

Artemis: No

Apollo: Yes

Artemis: AUGHH! How come everything we do ends like this?

Apollo: I don't know, but it's your fault.

Artemis: No it isn't.

Apollo: Yes it is.

Artemis: No it isn't.

Apollo: Yes it is.

Artemis: Whatever! Anyways, it's the end of this show, tune back in next week for 'Beat up Apoll-' I mean, 'The hunters of Artemis'!

Question of the day (QOTD): Camp Jupiter or Camp Half-blood?

My answer: Camp Half-Blood

AN: I hoped you laughed while reading this.

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