Marge and Homer were at the police station, Wiggum driving them there after his news conference.
"What are you going to do to find my babies?" sobbed Marge.
"Well first I'm going to go and get a Taco." Said Wiggum. He stood up, walked out of the station, and drove away.
"You are the lousiest cops in the world!" shouted Homer.
"Don't worry, Mr. Simpson." Said Lou. "All we can do now is wait for the kidnappers to call."
"Can't you look for them? Can't you at least go to the scene of the crime and get some evidence?" asked Marge angrily.
"Hey, that's smart. Why didn't I think of that?" said Lou. And he walked out of the station, got in his car and drove away.
"It would be nice if some police would be able todo things without being told by us." Said Marge.
Eddie walked over. "Did your children have any enemies?" he said.
"Finally, a useful cop!" said Marge.
"Well where do we begin?" chuckled Homer. "George Bush, Sideshow Bob, the endless parade of baby sitters…"
"Sideshow Bob?" said Eddie.
"Yes, he's tried to kill Bart and Lisa 10 times?" said Marge annoyed.
"I'll see if he's still locked up tight in prison." Eddie stood up, walked over to the phone. But he walked past the phone, got in his car and drove off.
Marge screamed out. "I can't take any more of this incompetent boobery! I'm leaving!"
She got up and started walking to the door, when suddenly the phone rung. Marge froze and looked at Homer. They looked around, the police were nowhere to be seen. The entire force of three officers were out of the building. Homer and Marge walked over and met at the phone. Homer slowly reached down and put the phone on loudspeaker.
"Hello?" he said slowly.
"Hi-diddly ho, officerroonies!"
"Do'h!" said Homer. "Flanders, why are you calling?"
"Oh Homer! I'm so sorry about what happened to your children. Is there anything I can do to help?"
"Don't call us again!" shouted Homer.
"Okaly Dokaly!" And he hung up.
"Stupid Flanders annoying us…" grumbled Homer. Then the phone rang again.
Homer pressed the button. "Hello?"
"Homer, I'm sorry. I've got some bad news." It was Chief Wiggum.
"Oh my god, what?" said Marge.
"The Taco store is closed!" cried Wiggum.
"Nooo!" cried Homer, as he collapsed on the floor.
"Oh for the love of god, what about out children?" asked Marge in a rage.
"Who? Oh yea. We're uh, getting right onto that."
"You incompetent cop!" said Marge, slamming down her hand on the disconnect button.
"Oh, only god could find Bart and Lisa."