Just a little warning! In the song, there's meant to be a three-part cannon between Ryan, Sharpay and the Sharpettes, but I can't work out how to write it. Please forgive me for this mishap.
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Two weeks of the summer have already passed with flying colours for all students (both past and current) of East High School. The basketball team just got back from basketball camp and had a practice on the basketball court in Troy's backyard with Coach Bolton supervising them. After that, they ran into the house cheering and howling like wolves.
Coach Bolton: What I saw out there just now looks very, very strong, guys! Camp has really stepped up your game!
Kevin: What team?
Everyone: WILDCATS!
Just then, part of the instrumental for Get Cha Head in the Game started blaring out. Troy's phone started ringing to indicate an incoming call. He walked into the living room to answer it.
Kevin: Uh-oh. Girlfriend alert.
Ben: Talk to me.
Max: This is Thomas Fulton over at Lava Springs. I understand you've been looking for summer work?
Sonics: Hey, Troy! Does Gabriella still remember your name, or did she find someone new to karaoke with this summer?
Everyone laughed at the comment as Troy waved his arm at them to keep quiet. Even Coach Bolton was laughing.
Ben: That sounds fantastic, Mr Fulton. But how did you get my name?
Max: We've always had a student summer work program here at Lava Springs.
Ben: OK. Fair enough. Here's the thing. I know this really amazing girl-I mean, student. Straight A's, quintuple straight A's, and it'd be so amazingly perfect if..."
Kevin: He's really working someone.
Coach Bolton: It can't be Gabriella. When she calls, he just blushes. *insert basketball team snickering here* I never said that.
Ben: *walks in, grabs milk and sits on bench* Yes!
Kevin: What's up, dog?
Ben: Nothing, nothing. *notices looks* Nothing!
Coach Bolton: I'll tell you what. You guys stick together this summer, work on your game and we're talking about back-to-back champions!
Again, the kitchen is in an uproar as everyone tried to get the ball. However, this little guy fest came to an end when Mrs Bolton walked in carrying a paper bag filled with groceries.
Mrs Bolton: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Do you think we can all redirect this energy toward carrying in the groceries?
Boys: *sighed* Yes, Mrs Bolton.
The Lava Springs Country Club was heaven on Earth...if you are a member, that is. The clubhouse gleamed with brand new paint. Tanned, happy people sprawled on chair underneath the beach umbrellas that surrounded the swimming pool. On the patio, members enjoyed their lunch in the warm sunshine of a beautiful summer day.
It seemed like a perfect summer day...but then, the bliss came to a screeching halt. A pink convertible with license plates that read Fabulus rolled through front gates and purred up the driveway to the portio. A valet immediately rushed forward to greet the driver...who was none other than Sharpay Evans.
Charles: Miss Evans, Mr Evans. Looking very sharp this summer.
Kai: Thank you, Charles. *gives dog bag to him, unzips it and takes out dog* Hi, Boy!
Boy: Woof!
Kai: Can you find some shade for my car?
Max: Even if we have to plant a tree.
Kai: Fulton.
Max: And may I say...welcome back.
Kai: It's good to be home. *walks in with everyone* Are the flyers ready?
Max: This year, we embossed the flyers for the show.
Kai: Inspired. *starts writing her initials on them* Oh! I plan to limit member auditions to 30 seconds each. Amateur performers are very...
Max: *helpful* Draining?
Kai: Yes.
Max: Understood.
Kai: And should I...
Cash: *clears throat*
Kai: *picks up award* WE be so fortunate as to win the Star Dazzle award again? But where would we put it?
Max: We're planning on expanding the trophy case. The designs are in my office.
Kai: Fulton, you are so efficient. *quietly* The staffing matter we discussed?
Max: Done. *insert dog growling here* With discretion.
Kai: Fabulous. *walks off with Fulton*
Cash: Yes. Yes. Thank you.
Kai: RYAN!
Ryan immediately placed the currently unclaimed Star Dazzle Award near the trophy cabinet and raced off to catch up with his twin sister. A few minutes later, Sharpay emerged from the locker room wearing a white tankini with little diamontes encrusted on them, a pick cover-up and a dramatic sun hat. She carried with her a parasol and a shoulder bag which was stuffed with her essentials: sunscreen, cell phone, makeup, flip flops and a bunch of magazines.
Jackie, Lea and Emma: SHARPAY!
Kai: Girls.
Javier: Your chaise in its usual spot, Miss Evans?
Kai: Thank you, Javier. Emma, Jackie and Lea will be east of me. And you'll be a prince to angle our chaisees on the hour as the sun moves.
Javier: Well thanks to the kind words from your mother last season, I've been promoted. But don't worry. I'll see that the new lifeguard is fully briefed on your requirements.
Sharpay lay on her own chaise, Jackie, Lea and Emma sat on the chaise next to her eager to hear some gossip and Ryan stood next to it.
Emma: So, what's the temem of the summer talent show, Sharpay?
Kai: *pause for dramatic effect* Redemption.
Girls: Love it.
Kai: It's been a very...trying year, ladies. My drama department was invaded by outsiders – singers coming out of the chemistry lab and locker room. Shocking, really.
Ccash: Shar, it's over. We've got the pool, the entire club and the whole summer to enjoy it.
Emma: And the spa has been redone.
Jackie: There's a guacomole facial and a seweed body scrub on the menu.
Lea: What could be more fabulous?
Kai: *glancing at her iced tea* More ice?
Waiter: Right away, Miss Evans.
Ryan, Jackie, Lea and Emma lay in their own chaises. Sharpay then started breaking out in song and dance.
Kai: It's out with the old,
And in with the new.
Goodbye, clouds of grey.
Hello, skies of blue.
A dip in a pool,
A trip to the spa,
Endless days in my chaise,
The whole world according to moi.
Excuse me. *Ryan plays right notes on piano*
Thank you.
Iced tea imported from England.
Lifeguards imported from Spain.
Towels imported from Turkey.
And turkey imported from Maine.
Kai and Cash: We're gonna relax and renew.
Kai: You...go...do.
I want fabulous!
It's a simple request.
All things fabulous!
Bigger and better and best.
I need something inspiring,
To help me get along.
I need a little fabulous.
Is that so wrong?
*approaches Ryan* Fetch me my Jimmie Choo flip flops.
*approaches Jackie* Where is my pink Prada tote?
*approaches Emma* I need my Tiffany headband.
*knocks beachball out of Lea's hands* And then I will go for a float.
Cash and Sharpettes: A summer like never before.
Kai: I...want...more!
Cash and Sharpettes: She wants fabulous!
It's a simple request.
All things fabulous!
Bigger and better and best.
She needs something inspiring,
To help her get along.
She needs a little fabulous.
Is that so wrong?
Fabulous pool! (Kai: Ew.)
Fabulous splash! (Kai: Read my lips!)
Fabulous parties,
Even fabulous trash!
Fabulous fashion! (Kai: No!)
Fabulous bling! (Kai: Yeah.)
She's gotta have fabulous everything!
Kai and Cash: Nothing to discuss!
Everything's got to be perfect for...
Kai: ME!
Cash: She wants fabulous.
It's a simple request.
All things fabulous!
Bigger and better and best!
She needs something inspiring,
To help her get along.
She needs a little fabulous.
Is that so wrong?
Kai: This won't do.
That's a bore.
That's insulting!
I need more.
I need, I need,
I need, I need,
I need, I need,
I need FABULOUS!
Troy walks into the pool area. So do the rest of the Wildcats.
Sharpettes: Fabulous hair,
Fabulous style,
Fabulous eyes
And that fabulous smile.
Kai: I like what I see.
I like it a lot.
Shapettes: Is this absolutely fabulous?
Cash: Fabulous, fabulous, fabulous!
Kai: Absolutely...
She saw Troy wave. At first, she thought he was waving to her, but it turned out he was waving to Gabriella who is dressed in a red one piece and heading towards her lifeguard post.
Kai: NOT!
She then noticed everyone else. There were Wildcats everywhere! They were taking over her precious country club! They're not meant to be here! Only Troy was meant to be here! Not the rest of them! Suddenly, she lost her footing and fell into the pool. This didn't get unnoticed by any of the Wildcats, especially Gabriella who immediately dove in and swam towards her.
Julie: It's OK. I've got you. It's OK.
Kai: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
Julie: I'm the new lifeguard.
Ben: *confused* Wait. Are you member here?
Sharpay scoffed and splashed in anger before proceeding to get out of the pool. Gabriella waved to Troy, who just chuckled with his buddies and winked at her. She then swam back to her post. Meanwhile...
Kai: I told you to hire Troy Bolton. NOT THE ENTIRE EAST HIGH STUDENT BODY!
Max: *shows written instructions* You told me to hire Troy Bolton whatever it takes.
Kai: Well, why didn't you warn me about the REST OF THEM?
Max: I did discuss the matter with the Lava Springs board, of course.
Cash: *slowly starts realising everything* The board? You mean our...
Kai: MOTHER!
It wasn't a very difficult task, so it didn't take long to successfully track down Mrs Evans. She's currently in a yoga class doing all kinds of positions. Yoga is the only thing that helps her handle her spoilt, self-centred teenage daughter.
Kai: Gabriella Montez and the Wildcats! Mother, how could you?
Elena: Think of your future, kitten. These are you school chums; not the fuddy-duddy Lava Springs staff.
Kai: These are not a chums! *pouts* They'll steal my talent show.
Elena: *changes position* And what fresh talent you'll have for your summer show.
Kai: Mother, did you hear what I just said? *no response* Ryan, talk to mother!
Cash: *takes off hat* Hi, Mum.
Elena: *gasps and stands up straight* Ducky! How's my dashing boy?
They kissed two of their fingers and touched each others. Ryan then joined his mother on the yoga mat as they tried to stand on their heads.
Elena: Tell pumpkin if she worries too much, she'll get frown lines.
Cash: I told her twice.
Kai: Oh! Namaste! *stroms out of yoga room and locates Mr Fulton* I want them out.
Max: Your mother specifically said-.
Kai: Don't mention that backstabbing yogini to me! If you can't fire them, make them want to quit!
After Sharpay stormed off, Mr Fulton started breathing slowly and heavily and he splashed himself with water from the water feature nearby.