Sorry for taking so long with the update, and a short one at that! I know I promised it earlier, but school started again and-AGHHH!

Anyway, thankies to all the guys who alerted and faved me, it made me feel so happy! Love to all of you! *blows kisses*

I totally forgot about the disclaimer last chap, soooo

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of Naruto themes. They belong solely to Masashi Kishimoto. I just like to have fun and toy with them and their sexuality.

Sasuke woke up with a gasp. He was laying on some sort of table, on a platform in a room with bright light. "Ah," he heard someone say, "You're finally awake!"

Onto the platform came a bouncing man. He had long, bright red hair pulled back in a ponytail, and a pierced ear with a drop of hanging sapphire. He was quite handsome, with sharp but masculine features and a wide grin. He looked a lot like Naruto, actually. 'But not as hot as him,' Sasuke thought.

"We've been waiting for you to wake up for hours." He whined. Sasuke looked at him sharply. Wait, did he say hours!

"How long have I been out?" Sasuke asked, frantic. "About 3 and half hours, I would say." Replied the red-head.

"Three and a half hours? I have to - I have to get back to HQ and make and look over the crime scene pictures and-and-and-"

The red-head cut him off "Whoa, whoa. Hold your horses, eh? HQ knows where you are, you have permission to be here."

Sasuke looked around again. "Where is here, exactly?"

"This," he gestured, "is the infirmary of the Nerve Center, where we sleep those long, awful days we can't get home."

"Nerve center?" Sasuke asked.

"No," the other man sighed, "Nerve Center. Capitalized."

'Okaayyy. This guy is a little...odd.' "But what is it? The Nerve Center?"

"It's the HQ of the Department of Supernatural Criminal Investigations."

That was when the doors to the infirmary slammed open and Sasuke's older brother Itachi came running in. He looked frantic, eyes wide and worried, looking for Sasuke until he finally spotted him on the table. Rushing up to him, he grabbed him in a fierce hug while simultaneously checking him for injuries.

He was so frantic, he had switched to their parents language, Japanese, normally what they reserved for around the house, with their parents, or extremely surprised or angry. "Ā, otōto, watashi wa shinpai shite ita! Wareware wa anata ga hanzai genba de hōkai shite ita kiite! Soshite, korera no kimyōna hito ga kite, anata mo issho ni oshiete kureta, watashi wa saiaku to omoimashita!

Anata wa daijōbudesu ka? Kega wa? Korera no hito wa anata ni nani ka okashina koto o yatta no? Ani wa kore o shita jaakuna otoko kara anata o mamoru!" (1)

He sounded so desperate and worried; Sasuke even reached up and awkwardly tried to hug him as he was squeezed to death by his brother. Then, suddenly, his brother whipped around and glared angrily at the red-headed man (Whom Sasuke still did not know the name of), and, still addressing Sasuke, tried to shield his otōto from the stranger.

"Kore wa daredesu ka? Kore wa anata ni kore o shita node wanai ka? Watashi wa kare o koroshite yaru!" (2)

Sasuke sighed. This was normal behavior of his overprotective, slightly insane brother. He met any man close to his brother, thought he hurt him, then threatened to kill him. Sometimes in English, other times in Japanese. Whatever he felt like at the time.

"No, Aniki, this man did not hurt me. Nobody did. I" fainted "passed out." He said, attempting to calm his brother. "This is...- I'm sorry, I didn't catch you name, Mr..."

"Uzumaki. Kyuubi Uzumaki. You met my younger brother, Naruto?"

'That would explain the resemblance.' Sasuke thought. "Yes, I did."

"Good, then you know why you're here. We're recruiting you and your team for this mission and maybe more in the future. Why don't we step outside to discuss this with everyone out there?"

Sasuke nodded his head yes. Itachi was still grumbling, but helped his brother down from the platform and helped him steady himself as the blood rushed to his head. Recovering, he told his brother ne was fine, and began to walk away. Itachi followed him, with Kyuubi next to him.

He could hear them talking. "So, Japanese, huh?" Kyuubi commented. "Pretty hot." He leered at Itachi, who looked like he was about to pop a blood vessel and punch him. Then they reached to doors.

'Here goes nothing.' Thought Sasuke. Steeling himself, he walked out the doors. He never knew his life was about to change. For better or worse, no one knew.

1. This says, in a rough translation accordin to google translate (don't own):

Oh, little brother, I was so worried! We heard you had collapsed at the crime scene! And then these weird men came and told me you were with them, I thought the worst!

Are you okay? Are you hurt? Did these men do any weird things to you? Brother will protect you from the evil men that did this!

2. Who did this to you? Tell me who did this? I'll kill them!

Thats it for now!

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