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Discovering Yourself

Haruno Sakura had Sasuke on her mind. She had a lot of sexual thoughts on her mind. But there was one thing that the pink haired shinobi was certain.

She had to masturbate.

At the same time, however, she'd been questioning herself and how others would see her if they found out she was a clit player. With the effects of the aphrodisiac still fresh, it's not as if anyone would care.

All you've gotta do is take off your panties and start plunging in and out! It's NOT that hard! Inner Sakura exclaimed.

"But what if I'm seen?"

So the fuck what? I do it all the time whenever that Sasuke comes by, and whenever you get that sudden headache…that's when I have an orgasm! I gotta admit, it feels REALLY nice, but it only lasts for five seconds, depending on where your head is at.

"You've been masturbating without my consent?"

Inner Sakura put on the sad act. Oh, I'm sorry, actual me. Did you want to come in and help me take off my skirt, put your finger near my lips and just play around until your fingers got wet and sloppy?

"Is it really that good?"

Are you about to tell me you've never masturbated?

"I'm always busy and all, what, with being Tsunade's apprentice."

I've seen her walk by you before; she's got a hot rack and she keeps her real age a secret. I bet any guy is willing to fuck her, or that Anko chick, but she's into S&M, so any guy trying to get a quick fuck from her usually ended up dead.

Sakura began walking towards the bathroom and locked herself in. "How do you know all of this stuff?"

Idiot, I AM you! Everything you know, even the little tidbits that you don't want people to know that you know, like how you were checking Sasuke when he dropped his kunai, I know. Now whip off those panties and start fucking yourself!

Rather than put up a fight, Sakura did as her inner self told. She pulled off her lightly moist panties and sat on the toilet seat, staring at her flower.

"Now what?"

God…damn it, you just had some stuff that made you want to fuck Sasuke in that restaurant, and you don't know how to masturbate? Look, take your finger and push it in.

Sakura hiccupped, the effects of the drug now starting to take effect. She took her finger and began rubbing ever so slightly, the tiniest jolt surging throughout her body.

Just don't scream out anyone's name when you get there? And maybe you should…hey, hey, what the hell are you doing?! Slow down!!!

But it was too late. The aphrodisiac released any restraint Sakura had as she began touching, fingering, and toying around faster and faster and faster until a burst of energy hit her.

"SASUKE, I WANT YOU IN ME!!!"

There and then, Sakura had her first orgasm…sitting on the toilet, strangely enough. She took a few moments to get her breathing back together and her now wet hand away from her womanhood.

Inside, Inner Sakura was pounding the walls of Sakura's mind.

Holy fuck, I TOLD you not to scream anyone's name!

"But I had to…it felt GOOOOOOOOD!!! When can I do it again?"

Inner Sakura shrugged. Depends on how your body works.

Sakura shrugged, trying to think of a way to pass the time when she realized she was sitting in her bathroom and had just eaten. She began to push. Inner Sakura always hated this ritual that Sakura seemed to enjoy whenever she had the chance to visit the facilities.

Oh, goddamn it, you're not about to take a shit again, are you?

The answer came when Inner Sakura heard Sakura release a booming fart and follow up with a sigh as she pushed again.

One thought came to Inner Sakura's mind at this time.

Fuck…fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck!

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Meanwhile, Uzumaki Naruto was sitting in his room…wearing nothing but his trademark orange pants and staring at his election.

"But what do I with it? Ever since eating that ramen, I've been feeling kinda funny."

Naruto then thought back to what Iruka-sensei, Kakashi-sensei, weird old Gai-sensei, and Asuma had all agreed on when he overheard one of their conversations.

Flashback

"So she got up and left and I was just starin' at it…thinking what I was gonna do next."

"Tough," Kakashi said to Asuma, who had just been dumped once again by Kurenai, "you need to do number three."

Gai drew another card. "Number three?"

"It's a phrase that they used once in Icha Icha when Shigeaki was looking at porno and thought what to do. He talked to his friends and they came to a solemn promise that if any of them came to that predicament, they'd all remember the quote they came up with in case of emergency."

The four men placed their hands in the center of the table and stared each other with solemn expressions. Naruto stared from afar, ready to hear the quote.

Kakashi looked around once more. "You guys ready?"

They all nodded with approval.

"When in doubt…"

This is it¸ Naruto thought to himself.

"…WHIP IT OUT!!"

End Flashback

"Well, if Kakashi and Iruka-sensei said it, it must be true," Naruto concluded as he unzipped and unleashed the beast. Naruto was disappointed at how fleshy it was, like it was brimming with anger. "Why's it so mad at me? This doesn't make any sense! I need to talk to Irkua-sensei," he said as he looked to his raging hard-on, "and you're coming with me."

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Uzumaki Naruto walked throughout the streets of Konoha, his pants unzipped his raging member fit to burst wide out for everyone to see. He got some stares, some glares from either jealous or aroused men, and whistles from…Hinata?

The Hyuuga had since left the mansion and watched Naruto…or rather, the thing attached to Naruto that made her feel so hot and horny.

"N-Naruto-kun," she called to the yellow haired boy.

He turned to face her directly. "What's up, Hinata? You out doing some deep exploration, too?"

A sexual pun indeed. The fact of the matter was that Hinata did not reveal her entire self. She only showed half of her face and her right hand, as her left was currently in her panties, growing moister with each passing second as she rubbed her lower regions between her legs.

"Naruto-kun, you…look very strong tonight," Hinata mustered as another spasm hit her, "very…VERY strong!"

Naruto smiled and began doing jumping jacks for no apparent reason. Hinata could only stare in awe as he bounced up and down. As she watched BOTH heads bounce up and down.

The worst possible thing happened; Naruto actually went over to Hinata and gave her a hug; his manhood pressed firm against her shirt.

"Well," Naruto said as he let go after ten seconds, "I gotta go see Iruka-sensei. Catch you later, Hinata!"

As Naruto ran off, Hinata completely lost it all in her underwear as she came. Her hand was a sticky, mucky mess, defiled with secretions of her own body as she blushed heavily. One thing was for sure, Hyuuga Hinata was going to be quite busy tonight. The girl walked back, keeping her hand in her underwear so she could keep the memory of big Naruto in her head.

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Iruka himself had his fill of the food from the restaurant, but it took him a bit longer for it to take effect on him. He was currently watching something on television that appeared to be a video camera of someone taking a shower. It was Tsunade's personal right hand assistant, Shizune.

Iruka-sensei then turned to address us.

"Yeah, I'm watching Shizune taking a shower. It's not as bad as what Jiraiya does."

Kakashi suddenly appeared at Iruka's window.

"Um…Iruka, you can't do that yet."

Kakashi left as suddenly as he appeared when Iruka heard a knock at the door. The sensei opened to see Uzumaki Naruto standing there with that trademark grin on his face and his manhood out.

"Iruka-sensei--"

"No; no, no, I'm not answering any questions, go away!"

And with that, Iruka slammed the door in Naruto's face, leaving the boy to his own thoughts and devices…metaphorically speaking.

"Guess I better go ask Kiba. He'd know about it, seeing as he left the shop naked."

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Kiba was in his sister's room, listening to the song Puppy Love by Donny Osmond while keeping a container of ice cream near his crotch.

"Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts," he repeated, but it wasn't working. The mental image of Sakura over there groping herself at the shop was stuck in his mind.

"What if I stick it in the ice cream? Maybe it'll go down? What do you think, Akamaru?"

If dogs could talk, Akamaru would say that Kiba was a fucking pervert for thinking that and disgusting for wanting to stick himself in ice cream. A strange idea that became more intriguing with each passing moment. The dog simply barked.

Kiba went for it and found his man parts suddenly overcome by frigid cold. He then heard a tap at the window.

"Doggy boy, don't you know ice cream is for eating and not for putting your wang in?"

"You're one to talk," Kiba huffed, "why is yours out like that?"

"What do I do with it?"

"What do you--you're supposed to touch--normal guys--you don't even--how can you not--and Sakura's always there--tissue and vaseline, baka!"

Kiba went on, throwing out colorful vocabulary and swearing to his heart's content as Naruto simply stared. He soon walked out and returned to the streets of Konoha.

As the blonde walked, he realized that his problem still hadn't been solved, so he went to one person he knew would always be there for him. The man who would never leave him behind and would have his back at all costs was his best friend and would never ever think of disrespecting him.

Of course, we're talking about Uchiha Sasuke.

The Uchiha himself was trying to compose himself as he walked through the empty place he'd called his own since no one returned to the mansion. Upon stopping, he fell into a fetal position and began murmuring to himself.

"What'd they put in that food?"

Sasuke came to the door when he heard it knocking and was surprised to see Naruto standing there…out there for everyone to see.

"Help me get it down."

Not answering, Sasuke zipped away and was back with a stack of movies and magazines in his hands.

"Here," he said, passing them to Naruto, "to get it down, you have to embrace this pornographic material." Naruto stared at Sasuke skeptically. "It was my brother's," he said quickly before shutting the door.

Sasuke backed against the closed door and stared at the cover of one of the magazines

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Back in his home, Naruto glanced over the models of scantily clad women and noticed that the pain wasn't going away. Just then, he saw a page of a guy with his exact problem and he had solved it by…mas…turbating to some popular comic series called Icha Icha Paradise. A smile formed on his face as he read the procedure of how to get rid of said problem.

Naruto then read it aloud. "Signed…Kakashi-sensei?!"

Sighing, the blonde boy settled under the covers and noticed something was poking up.

"I'll do it in the morning. Hopefully, it'll be gone and I won't have to by then," he muttered to himself.

But it wasn't going away, and he'd have to do something about it eventually.