A/N: Well it's the second to last chapter! I will update the final chapter on the 24th so look forward to it. Enjoy the chapter!
Chapter 4: Tangled
Naruto was facing with the postal ninja.
"You won't stop me from making my delivery." Said the Post Ninja, "Even if you turn into a naked woman."
"No… just no… I'm going to do that." Said Naruto, "Because that filler sucked."
"Fine! Then I will defend my life then!" said the Post Ninja.
And so the epic began!
Mitch and Minoru happened to be watching this.
"Go Naruto!" cheered Mitch.
"I really don't think I would have changed things if I were here." Said Minoru a he watch Naruto punch the postal ninja in the gut.
"Okay… I kind of wanted to see this." Admitted Mitch.
"I see." Said Minoru with a sweat drop.
Meanwhile with Haruhi she had managed to get Usopp (don't ask how, she just did). To help out with the film.
"Can I go home now?" asked Usopp.
"No! Not yet! Once the final scene is done!" said Haruhi.
"When it's over run away… and don't look back." Said Kyon since the scene involved the final battle between Mikuru and Yuki he was taking a break.
"Okay! And cut!" said Haruhi, "Okay we finished filming!"
Everyone else breathed a sigh of relief.
"Now Usopp." Said Haruhi turning towards Usopp only to find he was gone, "Kyon!"
"What?" asked Kyon.
"I was going to ask him to enroll and join the S.O.S. Brigade!" yelled Haruhi.
"I thought so… he had his own thing to do remember, you can't just make him join because his series is the most popular thing in Japan." Said Kyon.
"Damn it… We could have used those number to make out selves even more popular." muttered Haruhi.
"Well maybe if we didn't do Endless Eight." Said Itsuki.
"That never happened!" yelled Haruhi who turned to Kyon, "I still need you edit it."
"Fine…" muttered Kyon.
Meanwhile at the Santa display, thing were wrapping up.
"So… I can finally go home?" asked Chopper.
"You can Chopper." Said the guy dressed like Santa.
Chopper sighed happily; he headed home after getting the money. That's when he noticed Usopp who was breathing heavily.
"What happened?" asked Chopper.
"I ran into Haruhi." Sighed Usopp.
"Did she make you join in whatever activity the S.O.S. Brigade was doing" asked Chopper.
"And don't ask me how she did it… she just did." Said Usopp, "So how was your day?"
Chopper groaned, "Next year… I'm hiding away from Nami." He said.
Meanwhile in the Tendo Dojo…
Akane had just given Ranma his gift.
"Thank you Akane." Said Ranma.
"You're welcome Ranma." Said Akane blushing.
That was when the walk opened up and in came Shampoo, Ukyo and Kodachi.
"Back off Akane!" yelled Ukyo.
"That's right! This Christmas We decided that There Can Only Be One!" shouted Kodachi.
That's when lighting flashed and thunder roared.
"That weird." Said Shampoo.
"You want a fight! Fine! I'll give you fight!" said Akane.
Ranma decided to sneak away, as he didn't want to deal with this… again… for the 5th time that day.
Little did they know is that Minoru and Mitch was watching this.
"All right cat fight!" yelled Mitch watching them.
"Can you please stop taking me places that you want to go." Said Minoru.
"Well… um… yeah… I can't think of anything to show you so I'm just showing you random things… except for the pieces that are actually part of the other parts of this story." Said Mitch.
"Why are you telling me now?" asked Minoru.
"Because I only have to show you two more things." Said Mitch.
"I see…" said Minoru with a huge sweat drop.
"Come on! There's still much to see." Said Mitch.
Minoru sighed when Mitch began to drag him away.
Meanwhile at Orihime's apartment, everyone was drinking Hot Cocoa… expect for Rukia who was drinking Mild Cocoa.
"Mild Cocoa… what the hell is mild cocoa?" asked Ichigo.
Mild cocoa is cocoa that's hot but not too hot.
"Who the hell came up with that name then?" asked Ichigo.
My dad… you know the one who created that account then never did anything to it. He probably forgot the password as well. It just sits there, alone and empty…
Any who…
"So…" said Ichigo, "Is there anything else you want us to…"
"Um well…" said Orihime, "Unless you guys want to come along, I'm not sure you would after what just happened."
(Flashback)
"The blood!"
"My arm! Someone just cut off my arm!"
(End of flashback)
"That was lazy… you didn't' even copy and paste the actual scene." Muttered Ichigo.
Yeah and you should stop breaking the 4th wall.
Any who…
"So whatever it is it's going to involve Christmas Trees." said Uryu figuring it out.
"That's right." Said Orihime.
"Are we going to wait for the Great Christmas Tree?" asked Ichigo.
"I would have thought she would have figured with what happened last year with Santa… and Ichigo…" said Renji.
"That never happened!" yelled Ichigo.
"That she wouldn't believe in it anymore." Said Renji.
"Don't' talk like she not here." Said Rukia.
"But she's not even paying attention." Said Renji.
Indeed Orihime was having a daydream about the Great Christmas Tree.
"Okay… never mind." Said Ichigo.
"Let's just go with her." Said Rukia, "It will make her happy."
Everyone else sighed and sweat dropped… hopefully it won't end like the last thing… right?
Meanwhile with Naruto , he beat up the Postal Ninja. IT wasn't that much of a fight once it got to it, why? Because frankly the Postal Ninja was weak… really, really, weak.
"Wow… he was really, really weak." Said Naruto.
He began to rummage though the packages and saw the large one with Hinata's address on it.
"Damn it! Now I'm going to have to buy another gift." Muttered Naruto.
That's when some random guy showed up.
"You wouldn't happen to be the guy who I switched packages with on accident." Said the guy.
"I guess… you were expecting SM gear?" asked Naruto.
The guy sighed, "Yes…" said the guy.
The guy handed Naruto a small box, Naruto checked and saw it was the necklace for Hinata.
"All right!" said Naruto handing the weird guy his box, "Here's your box."
"Thanks…" said the guy.
"Next time don't buy or send SM gear that way…" said Naruto, "Or you'll end up like him."
Naruto pointed to the postal ninja who was lying in a crumpled heap. The guy nodded and ran away not wanting to anger the ninja.
Naruto checked his watch and saw what time it is.
"Well I guess I can let Hiashi kill me." Said Naruto with a shrug.
And so Naruto got Hinata present back… and hopefully he won't die because of it.
Next Time: The Bleach Gang is oh so tired, Haruhi realizes something about her Christmas Special, Chopper's mad with Nami, Naruto gives Hinata her present and Minoru learns something about his life... all this and more in the final chapter of A Very Convoluted Christmas!