Yeah, so I lied when I said I said I'd post this yesterday.

I went to a party with "Kathryn"

Then we stayed up until like 5 this morning so I'm still super tired.

Oh well.

Sorry for any possible typos. I'm too tired and lazy to fix them.

So deal with it:)

Enjoy.

I don't own Naruto.

"I need clothes." I pouted as I exited the shower. I had not but a towel on as I plopped my partially wet butt on the counter in the bathroom. I really didn't want to get back in the clothes I'd been wearing for two days. That just sounded yucky.

Plus now that they were covered in dirt thanks to a certain good boy, I refused to wear them. I'd go out in a towel.

A knock on the door gained my attention. "Alice, are you alright?" Itachi asked.

"I'm fine Itachi. But I think we have a problem here." I said with a sigh. I heard the door click and Itachi walked in, pausing when he saw me only in a towel.

He stared.

I just smirked at his slightly nervous expression, waiting for a response.

"I…" He began.

My smirk increased. "Use your words, Itachi."

"I didn't know you weren't dressed yet. I'm sorry." He said quietly, still staring.

I laughed. "You've seen me naked before, Itachi. I don't care that you're in here." I said, shrugging off his apology. "Don't be embarrassed. Besides, I'm wearing a towel."

He nodded, swallowing his nervousness. "Very well."

"Come here." I ordered, motioning with a finger for him to come closer. He obeyed, walking just close enough for me to touch him. I sighed at his politeness and grabbed his shirt, jerking him to the counter so I could kiss him.

"Don't be so nervous Itachi." I stated. "I'm not going to get mad at you."

"Right." He said emotionlessly. I wrapped my arms around his neck, bringing him closer. He put his hands on my cloth-covered waist and stared at me with his gorgeous eyes.

"Now about my problem…" I began.

"What is it?" He asked, kissing my cheek.

I sighed. "I need clothes. I can't wear the same thing for my entire life."

"You're quite right." He said absently, moving to my neck. I smirked at his eagerness. He was so cute when he was like this.

"What should we do about it?" I asked.

He licked the sensitive skin of my neck, earning a slight shiver from me. He smirked at that. "We will have to get you some clothes. I'll ask Konan if you can borrow some of hers so you and I can go to the village to get you some."

"I won't fit in Konan's clothes." I informed him. "She only fit in mine because they were big on her. My boobs are too big for her clothing, I'm taller, and I'm slightly bulkier."

He pulled away from my neck to look at me. "Then you'll have to settle for borrowing mine or wearing yours until you and I can purchase you more."

"Works for me." I told him. "We should take Kathryn too. I bet she's in a similar bind."

He nodded. "Would you like some of my clothes then?"

"Very much so, yes." I nodded, giving him a smile that resembled a child asking for a treat. I loved messing with him.

"Come then." He stated in his sexy voice. He scooped me up in his arms and carried me to his bed. He set me on the edge before searching through his closet and dresser for clothes that would fit me.

I was very upset that Itachi didn't have bras in stock when I realized I'd have to wear my dirty one to keep my girls in check. The rest of his clothing fit me quiet well though. It was a little long for me seeing as he's taller than me but otherwise I was fine.

"You look very attractive in those clothes." He whispered in my ear.

I shuddered. "Please don't be any sexier than you already are." I kissed him. "Let's go get Kathryn so we can get clothes. I'm going to have to make it up to Kakuzu when this is all over with. Poor guy."

"He'll get over it." Itachi told me with a chuckle. He took my hand and led me down a different hallway before stopping at one of the first rooms. He knocked on it.

"I'll get it!" Kathryn's voice said happily. The door was ripped open and Kathryn stood there in nothing but a towel.

I covered Itachi's eyes when he looked shocked. I glared at Kathryn. "Put some damn clothes on you whore." I snapped. "Don't taint my weasel's eyes with your lack of ass."

She pouted. "You're so mean." She looked over her shoulder at Deidara who was lounging on his bed, twirling a kunai absently. "Dei, do you have any clothes that I could borrow?"

"It'll only be for a bit." I told him. "Itachi is taking us to the village to get clothes." I turned Itachi around so he wouldn't have to have my hand pressing over his eyes anymore. He settled for hugging me and shielding his eyes with my neck and hair.

Deidara shrugged. "She can wear them as long as she wants, un." He stood and started searching for clothes for Kathryn to wear. "Here Kathryn. Go in the bathroom and put these on, yeah. That way Itachi doesn't have to hide, hmm."

Itachi frowned into my shoulder. "Excuse me for not wanting to see an innocent teenage girl partially naked when I'm happily in a relationship."

"He's so cute." I smiled, patting Itachi's head. I looked to Deidara. "I'm sure you don't want him seeing Kathryn like that either."

Deidara nodded. "You're right, un. I don't want Itachi looking at what's mine, yeah."

"That's cute." I said without emotion. "And slightly irking considering Kathryn belongs to me. I'm just sharing."

"Yeah right, un." Deidara scoffed. He smiled at Kathryn when she joined us once again, now clothed in his much too big clothing. "You look so cute, un."

She blushed. "Shut up! You're making me blush."

"It's cute when you blush, yeah." He told her with a grin, kissing her. She squealed about his cuteness and kissed him back.

"Alright you two, let's get this show on the road." I barked. "You can look now Itachi. She's decent."

Itachi detached himself from me and looked at Deidara. "Care to join us, Deidara?"

Deidara nodded. "I'll go, yeah."

"Score!" I cheered happily. "Now let's go get money from Kakuzu so we can go get clothes." I said, pointing in a random direction.

"Actually, we don't need to." Itachi stated. "We discussed this before we summoned you. Konan had Kakuzu give me the funds beforehand. We just needed you and Kathryn to pick out what you want."

"Awesome!" I said with a smile. "Let's head out then."

Itachi dipped his head and scooped me up in his arms just as Deidara did the same with Kathryn before both ninjas flew through the base and to the outside world.

It was still fucking raining.

"Hey! Pein! Cut the rain will you? I just took a damn shower! It's cold!" I snapped, glaring up at the sky. We had made it to the city and we were now walking to our first stop which was a bit further in.

It started raining harder.

"You asshole." I grumbled. I could feel him laughing at me. That stupid jerk...

Kathryn was pouting. She instantly caught Deidara's attention as we walked through the city. It was so gloomy with all this rain.

"What's wrong, un?" Deidara asked, wrapping an arm around her shoulder.

She pouted. "If Pein-sama is making it rain all the time, I can't dance naked in it." She shuddered. "He would be watching me like some pervert."

I snorted when Itachi and Deidara both faltered slightly at her statement. God I hope Pein heard that. I bet he's glaring at something.

"At least it's not Hidan." I soothed. "Pein at least has some restraint."

She nodded. "That's true." Her attention snapped around. "Hey, is that the shop we're looking for, Dei?"

Deidara snapped back to reality at her address. "Uh, yeah un." He confirmed. "Let's go in, yeah." He grabbed Kathryn's hand and led her inside as Itachi and I followed in after them.

I was snickering at his behavior while Itachi watched me with a small smile.

Kathryn and I quickly picked out our clothing. I got mostly black clothes while she decided to be weird and get anything that caught her eye. These consisted of mostly red, black, white, gray, blue, and a few purple items. She's so random sometimes.

We got some womanly clothes too. Since we both needed bras and panties in this new world. I kicked Itachi and Deidara out of the store while Kathryn and I bought what we needed to because they looked awkward following us around.

"We're done." I told them as Kathryn and I joined them in the constant rain. I made a mental reminder for myself to be sure to kick Pein's butt when we returned to the base.

"Hey Alice, do you know how far in the series we are?" Kathryn questioned from Deidara's back. He was giving her a piggy back ride. She looked very sleepy.

I frowned. "Good question." I looked at Itachi. "How long has it been since Sasuke joined Orochimaru?"

"I'd say it's been just a little over two and a half years." Itachi guessed. "Why?"

"So you guys started collecting the tailed beasts?" I nodded when Itachi confirmed my assumption. "That's good. You guys will need my help when you decide to go after Gaara."

"My Dei and Danna will not suffer now that I'm here." Kathryn whispered firmly.

Deidara leaned his head back to press against hers. "I won't leave you, un." She smiled tiredly and buried her face into his neck.

"But you two aren't putting yourselves in any danger." Itachi said firmly. "I won't allow it." He squeezed my hand. "No matter what, your lives are priority."

I rolled my eyes. "Over protective weasel."

"Damn straight." He said firmly. Deidara and I exchanged a look and we both started laughing. Neither of us expected Itachi to say something like that. I was surprised Kathryn didn't join us, but then again I think she had finally passed out.

Deidara and I finished our laugh around the time the base came into view. Once we made it inside, Deidara dipped his head at us in farewell as he disappeared further the base with Kathryn, Most likely heading for their room.

I looked at Itachi. "There are two things I want to do right now."

"And those are?" He asked, raising a perfect eyebrow.

"One: I'd like to change my clothes." I said, holding up one finger. "Two: I have a leader to kill." I held up the second finger.

He raised his other eyebrow. "Why are you killing Pein?"

"He's making it rain." I informed him. "This is unacceptable unless the song 'It's Raining Men' by the Weather Girls is playing. I do not hear this song. Therefore, it cannot be done." I smiled at him when he looked utterly confused. "Shall we change, my dear?"

"What goes on in your mind?" He asked me, taking my hand and leading me back to our room so I could change. His expression never changed from looking slightly disturbed.

I looked at him seriously. "You don't want to know."

He nodded. "Somehow, I believe that."

I grinned. "Damn straight."

He chuckled.

It took us another minute to get to the room and about five minutes for me to change. I was humming the song previously mentioned as I went around the room, gaining an amused, yet confused look from Itachi.

"Do I even want to know what the song is about?" He asked.

I laughed. "Probably not, though it's such a good song. It was made before I was born, but I still love it. That generation had all kinds of good songs."

"I see." He nodded. "What is it about then?"

"It's about men raining from the sky. Like legitimate guys falling from the sky like rain for the enjoyment of us females… And gay guys but we won't go there right now."

He raised an eyebrow. "That sounds exceedingly disturbing."

"In a way, yes." I agreed. "Though, if you were raining down from the sky, I'd be a pleased banana." I smiled at him. "Now let's go kill Pein."

He sighed. "This is not going to end well…"

I snickered and grabbed his hand, pulling my weasel from the room. "Oh Itachi, don't be such a downer. It'll be fun!"

I forced him to show me where Pein's location was and I knocked loudly on the door. I threw it open when I received a firm: "enter" from the stoic man. He was sitting at a desk doing paperwork when I entered.

"Alice, is there something wrong?" He asked.

I stepped further into the room, flashing a smile at Konan who was standing by a giant window thing. "Why yes indeed there is something wrong, Pein-sama."

"And that would be?" He questioned.

"Your rain," I pointed towards the outside for emphasis, "is getting outrageous."

He raised an orange eyebrow. "How so?"

"You know for a fact that you made it rain harder when I asked you to stop it!" I protested. "Don't you pull the innocent act with me, young man!"

He stared at me. "Did you perhaps consume sugar this morning?"

"I most certainly did." I confirmed. "But your analysis of my behavior isn't going to work, sir! I do not get hyper on pancakes."

"Alice, you know why I make it rain, correct?" He questioned, setting down a piece of paper to humor me. I could see slight amusement in his eyes despite his irritated mannerisms.

"Of course I do." I told him. "I even know what jutsu it is and the hand signs you use to stop said rain." He looked semi-impressed. I would be freaked out honestly.

"Then you can see why I don't stop the rain unless it is necessary." Pein pointed out.

I sighed in defeat. "Fine. But when I go outside, make it a drizzle please. Rain fucks up my hair and I don't like it." He chuckled.

"You know, I didn't peg you as the sort of girl that cared about their appearance." Konan said, smiling at me.

"You're right. I don't." I nodded. "However, when my hair gets all humidity and wet and gross, it makes me feel dirty and greasy and then that just makes me irritated."

"Oh, I see where you're coming from now." Konan said in understanding. She's a girl; she totally knew where I was coming from. Kathryn did and I'm sure Itachi and Deidara knew what I meant. They had super awesome long hair too.

"Very well Alice, I'll keep it at a sprinkle when you're outside." Pein compromised. "However, bear with me if I am too busy to change it."

"Of course my fearless leader." I said with a mock bow. He rolled his eyes and I flared my nostrils in response. His eye twitched and he bit the corner of his lip. I scratched my chin and flexed the muscles of my left arm.

We just communicated.

We are so awesome.

"Bye Pein, I'll leave you alone now." I said happily, breaking the silence.

He smirked slightly. "Goodbye Alice. Be good, alright?"

"Yes sir!" I saluted, heading for the door. I walked outside before I noticed Itachi wasn't with me. Apparently Pein had taken advantage of my absence to talk to Itachi about me.

"-I see then. Very well, you may go too, Itachi." Pein said. "Just make sure she lays off the sugar. I can't have her coming in here to scold me every time she's high on sugar."

"STOP TALKING ABOUT ME, PEIN!" I shouted into the room.

"I would never." He said innocently.

I glared. "Liar." I looked at Konan. "He needs lesson number two again."

She laughed. "I'll get right on that."

"You're such an excellent female." I praised. She just faked a blush. "Now come along Itachi, I want to go and annoy Sasori."

"Yes Alice." He said in a voice of tolerance. I waved goodbye to our wonderful leaders once again before skipping down the hallway with Itachi following behind me calmly.

"Are you sure you're not high on sugar?" He asked with amusement in his eyes.

"Absolutely." I confirmed. "I'm just happy."

His expression softened. "I'm glad you're happy, Alice."

I wheeled around and threw a hug on him. "Thank you. You are partially the cause my lovable weasel."

He patted my hair and kissed the top of my head. "Come, let's go annoy Sasori."

"Yes!" I cheered. I took his hand and we traveled through the base until we reached the hallway in which Deidara's room was. Itachi pulled me down it and stopped in front of the room beside Deidara's.

"Sasori is in here." He informed me.

"Score!" I enthused in a whisper. I glanced at Itachi. "If you don't want to die, you can go and do what you want. I know how to get back to the room now."

He kissed me. "Well, I do have to go and do something for Pein, so I'll see you later."

"Okay." I said with a smile. "I love you Itachi."

"And I, you." He stated, kissing me again.

I shooed him away and waited until his disappeared before "sneaking" inside Sasori's room. He was sitting with his back towards me, reading something.

"Does that thing have pictures, Sasori?" I asked.

He shot a glare at me over his shoulder. "No Alice. It doesn't."

"That's funny; I didn't know you could read." I said with a smirk. "Or are you just acting like you can. It's not good to lie to yourself, Sasori."

"You're hilarious." He deadpanned.

"Awe, you're so nice Sasori." I said happily, skipping into his room. "Teasing aside, what are you doing?"

"I'm reading." He said, his eyes locked on the book yet again.

"Thank you, Captain of the Obvious." I said flatly. "Because I couldn't tell what you were doing from just looking at you."

"Then why did you ask?" He questioned.

I sighed. "I meant: what are you reading about, Sasori?"

He looked up at me from his book. "Plants. I need to make a new poison."

"I see." I nodded. "That sounds awesome."

He raised his eyebrow at me. "You are aware that you just said poison is awesome right?" I raised an eyebrow at him in response.

"Yes. I know what I said. What's wrong with that? In the anime, your poison was like super duper strong and lethal. It was awesome." I informed him. "Not to mention, you seemed so much more badass before I actually met you. Now you're just a loser."

"And this is coming from the girl who tripped over the doorframe this morning." Sasori nodded. "Somehow I don't consider your words as an insult anymore."

"You sir, are cruel." I pouted. "I swear Tobi is out to get me. He totally tripped me."

"He was across the room." Sasori scoffed. "Don't blame others for your own stupidity."

I rolled my eyes. "Don't get mad at me because you suck."

"I am not mad at you; therefore your argument is invalid." Sasori stated shortly.

"I have a vagina; therefore your argument is invalid." I mimicked in a very annoying voice. He shot a look at me.

"What do your womanly organs have to do with this conversation?" He questioned.

I gave him a serious look. "They have everything to do with this conversation."

"Somehow I think that is illogical and unreasonable." He informed me.

"So is your face but I never said anything." I snapped.

He sighed and set his book down. "I'm never going to get anything done with you and Kathryn here am I?"

"Nope." I said proudly. "You just have too short of an attention span because you're a dumbass."

"Alice, need I remind you that I am twice your age?" Sasori sighed. "It's a given that I am smarter than you are. Though, that's not saying much."

"Need I remind you that you're a loser?" I asked. "It's a given that I am more awesome than you are. Though, that's not saying much at all."

He narrowed his eyes. "You're being immature."

"You're being temperamental." I stated, sitting beside him on his bed.

His retort stopped when something caught both our attention.

Someone was whispering.

"How long do you think it'll take for them to notice us?" Kathryn asked from the door connecting Deidara's room to Sasori's.

"Good question, un. They'll probably argue for an hour again like last night, un." Deidara stated. "They've both been deprived of sarcasm, yeah."

I looked at Sasori and he rolled his eyes, basically telling me that this should be expected because it's Kathryn and Deidara. I nodded at him knowingly and we stared at Kathryn and Deidara's heads in the doorway, waiting for them to realize we knew they were there.

"That's true. Alice was always saying how much she missed Sasori's sarcasm." Kathryn nodded. I smirked and looked at Sasori who was looking at me with amusement.

"Danna missed her as well. He always told me how disappointed he was with me when I did something he thought was stupid, yeah. He then would always say how he missed having intelligent conversations with Alice, un." Deidara chuckled. I grinned at Sasori and he rolled his eyes and told me not to get full of myself. I quietly told him to practice what he preaches.

He smacked me in the back of the head. Asshole…

"They're so alike." Kathryn giggled.

"No we're not!" Sasori and I said in unison.

Kathryn and Deidara yelped in shock before darting back into the safety of Deidara's room. Sasori and I exchanged a glance that clearly said we weren't amused before he chuckled and I giggled.

I missed his smartass-ness.

I did too Alice. I did too.

Gotta love Sasori's smartass-ness. It makes the world go around.

I've been going through a Nnoitra phase guys. I think I may be mentally unhealthy.

Thanks for all the reviews and views thus far lovelies.

I love you guys in a purely platonic way.

Have a good life.