Chapter Four:
Disclaimer: *Betty owns Neo *Busta owns Josh * WWE owns wrestlers
"I can believe I'm going to stuck with that ass all afternoon," Jay said the next morning.
"Can you please just be civil for me. He is my friend and I'm don't like the fact that my boyfriend and friend are constantly bickering like five year old girls," Neo said as she got out of the shower.
"And if I don't?" he asked wrapping his arms around her.
"Well you remember last night?" she said seductively.
"How could I not," he grinned.
"If you didn't get along today it will be the last time," she said coldly.
"What will you actually make it to my room next time," he whispered in her ear making her tough exterior melt.
He then kissed her.
"Ah hem," Adam said walking out from his room "didn't you to do enough making out last night?"
"Oh you're just jealous Adam," Jay said still with Neo in his arms.
"Well he could always join us," she smiled.
Both men looked shocked.
"I'm just joking plus I don't he want me he is more into used goods like Gail," she said.
Josh parked outside of the Copeland house and beeped his horn. Jay walked out holding Neo's hand.
"I take it you two are together again. Thanks for sticking up for me Neo," Josh knew this would aggravate Jay into saying something insulting, but Jay didn't bite back.
"I must say, I'm impressed Dweeb. You have gone so far, a whole twenty-seven seconds without an insult."
"Josh don't stir him. I told him any foolish name calling and he is going to get his ass whooped."
"Like that will happen," Josh said, mocking Jay, "we will drive off and it will all come out. Ha. Look at his face I mean seriously Shit-face, give me your best, oh wait, Neo is standing there," Josh said laughing.
"Josh I'll beat your ass too, if Jay tells me that you have been shit stirring," Neo said.
Jay kissed Neo on the cheek and said goodbye.
"Come on Jason you can play tonsil hockey later," Josh yelled.
Jay was about to insult but remembered Neo's threat.
"I'll see you later Babe," Jay said.
"See ya Neo. We'll be back tonight," Josh said, putting his foot on the accelerator and speeding off.
For the first hour neither of the boys spoke to each other. Josh had his Our Lady Peace blaring in his CD player. When the CD finished he decided he had had enough noise and wanted to have a bit of quiet. But he could keep his mouth shut.
"Jesus Christ Jason, you smell like shit!"
"You couldn't help yourself could you? Do you have any BO basher then?" Jay asked sounding annoyed.
"Try the glove box," Josh said. It was the only civil dialogue they have ever had.
Jay opened the glove box and pulled our Josh's deodorant can. He briefly spayed his pits and threw it back into the glove box. He was about to close it when he saw a photo of a group of girls, in the center was Lisa.
On the back of the picture it said.
"I want Lisa-Marie."
"Well, well, well. I see someone likes a certain someone else."
"Shut up you dick licker ok. At least I can go longer than three minutes," Josh retaliated.
"Dude you're a virgin," he said.
"Just because I have done the deed doesn't mean I don't get other things," he winked.
"Ah ha. Yeah well my dick is bigger then yours so it doesn't matter if I only go for three minutes. It's about eleven inches. round. Think about it," Jay said.
"Not according to Neo. Your only half an inch," Josh slapped Jay on the back of on the head knowing he had won the argument, "anyway you little CLB."
Jay interrupted the little speech Josh was about to give, "What is the hell is a CLB?"
"A Creepy Little Bastard. Are also a LLP."
"I so am not a Creepy Little Bastard and what the hell is the other thing?" Jay said, smelling defeat once again.
"A LLP is a Lil Prick Puller. Since you only have a little prick and you and Neo break up all the time, you need all the sexual fulfillment you can get, Josh said.
"Oh yeah and when was the last time you got any action?" Jay asked Josh; sure he was on the lead.
"At Andrew's party with a little hottie in the tenth grade," Josh said, shooting down Jay.
"Oh yeah what was her name?"
"Actually Blue Balls, her name was Christina. You know the one that always wears the mini skirts and the g-strings underneath. Man she was good too."
"Well you're lucky she was hot."
At that time Josh's mobile rang.
"Hartman Circumcisions. ' You flop them we chop them.' Oh Hi Lisa. How did you get my number? Gail gave it to you? No, no that is cool. What are up to? Cool. Well we have about an hour before we reach Lincoln. Yes we have been civil. Tell Neo she won't have to beat our asses. He Lisa, you want to go to the movies tomorrow night? You do? 8pm. Ok cool I'll see you tomorrow ok? Later," he hung up the phone.
"Oh Lisa, I want your body. Baby oh, oh," Jay said laughing at Josh's conversation.
"Shut up Dude," that was all Josh could say.
When they reached Lincoln Josh left Jay in the car while he went in and picked up the form for battle of the bands.
When he walked out he saw Jay leaning out of the car talking to a guy who locked he was about 26-27. The guy walked off and got into a Mercedes Benz and speed off.
"Who was that?" Josh asked as they began to fill out the forms.
"That was Raine from Our Lady Peace," Jay said sounding astonished.
"Piss off" It was so not!"
"Yeah it was. He wished us luck and see us in a month," Jay was so excited.
Josh was too and for the first time ever they laughed and gave each other a high five.
They both quickly realized what they had done and stepped away attempting to act cool and quickly finished filling in the forms and handed them in.
The trip home was a silent one, with emotions flying high in the air.
Both boys agreed never to high five each other again.
Disclaimer: *Betty owns Neo *Busta owns Josh * WWE owns wrestlers
"I can believe I'm going to stuck with that ass all afternoon," Jay said the next morning.
"Can you please just be civil for me. He is my friend and I'm don't like the fact that my boyfriend and friend are constantly bickering like five year old girls," Neo said as she got out of the shower.
"And if I don't?" he asked wrapping his arms around her.
"Well you remember last night?" she said seductively.
"How could I not," he grinned.
"If you didn't get along today it will be the last time," she said coldly.
"What will you actually make it to my room next time," he whispered in her ear making her tough exterior melt.
He then kissed her.
"Ah hem," Adam said walking out from his room "didn't you to do enough making out last night?"
"Oh you're just jealous Adam," Jay said still with Neo in his arms.
"Well he could always join us," she smiled.
Both men looked shocked.
"I'm just joking plus I don't he want me he is more into used goods like Gail," she said.
Josh parked outside of the Copeland house and beeped his horn. Jay walked out holding Neo's hand.
"I take it you two are together again. Thanks for sticking up for me Neo," Josh knew this would aggravate Jay into saying something insulting, but Jay didn't bite back.
"I must say, I'm impressed Dweeb. You have gone so far, a whole twenty-seven seconds without an insult."
"Josh don't stir him. I told him any foolish name calling and he is going to get his ass whooped."
"Like that will happen," Josh said, mocking Jay, "we will drive off and it will all come out. Ha. Look at his face I mean seriously Shit-face, give me your best, oh wait, Neo is standing there," Josh said laughing.
"Josh I'll beat your ass too, if Jay tells me that you have been shit stirring," Neo said.
Jay kissed Neo on the cheek and said goodbye.
"Come on Jason you can play tonsil hockey later," Josh yelled.
Jay was about to insult but remembered Neo's threat.
"I'll see you later Babe," Jay said.
"See ya Neo. We'll be back tonight," Josh said, putting his foot on the accelerator and speeding off.
For the first hour neither of the boys spoke to each other. Josh had his Our Lady Peace blaring in his CD player. When the CD finished he decided he had had enough noise and wanted to have a bit of quiet. But he could keep his mouth shut.
"Jesus Christ Jason, you smell like shit!"
"You couldn't help yourself could you? Do you have any BO basher then?" Jay asked sounding annoyed.
"Try the glove box," Josh said. It was the only civil dialogue they have ever had.
Jay opened the glove box and pulled our Josh's deodorant can. He briefly spayed his pits and threw it back into the glove box. He was about to close it when he saw a photo of a group of girls, in the center was Lisa.
On the back of the picture it said.
"I want Lisa-Marie."
"Well, well, well. I see someone likes a certain someone else."
"Shut up you dick licker ok. At least I can go longer than three minutes," Josh retaliated.
"Dude you're a virgin," he said.
"Just because I have done the deed doesn't mean I don't get other things," he winked.
"Ah ha. Yeah well my dick is bigger then yours so it doesn't matter if I only go for three minutes. It's about eleven inches. round. Think about it," Jay said.
"Not according to Neo. Your only half an inch," Josh slapped Jay on the back of on the head knowing he had won the argument, "anyway you little CLB."
Jay interrupted the little speech Josh was about to give, "What is the hell is a CLB?"
"A Creepy Little Bastard. Are also a LLP."
"I so am not a Creepy Little Bastard and what the hell is the other thing?" Jay said, smelling defeat once again.
"A LLP is a Lil Prick Puller. Since you only have a little prick and you and Neo break up all the time, you need all the sexual fulfillment you can get, Josh said.
"Oh yeah and when was the last time you got any action?" Jay asked Josh; sure he was on the lead.
"At Andrew's party with a little hottie in the tenth grade," Josh said, shooting down Jay.
"Oh yeah what was her name?"
"Actually Blue Balls, her name was Christina. You know the one that always wears the mini skirts and the g-strings underneath. Man she was good too."
"Well you're lucky she was hot."
At that time Josh's mobile rang.
"Hartman Circumcisions. ' You flop them we chop them.' Oh Hi Lisa. How did you get my number? Gail gave it to you? No, no that is cool. What are up to? Cool. Well we have about an hour before we reach Lincoln. Yes we have been civil. Tell Neo she won't have to beat our asses. He Lisa, you want to go to the movies tomorrow night? You do? 8pm. Ok cool I'll see you tomorrow ok? Later," he hung up the phone.
"Oh Lisa, I want your body. Baby oh, oh," Jay said laughing at Josh's conversation.
"Shut up Dude," that was all Josh could say.
When they reached Lincoln Josh left Jay in the car while he went in and picked up the form for battle of the bands.
When he walked out he saw Jay leaning out of the car talking to a guy who locked he was about 26-27. The guy walked off and got into a Mercedes Benz and speed off.
"Who was that?" Josh asked as they began to fill out the forms.
"That was Raine from Our Lady Peace," Jay said sounding astonished.
"Piss off" It was so not!"
"Yeah it was. He wished us luck and see us in a month," Jay was so excited.
Josh was too and for the first time ever they laughed and gave each other a high five.
They both quickly realized what they had done and stepped away attempting to act cool and quickly finished filling in the forms and handed them in.
The trip home was a silent one, with emotions flying high in the air.
Both boys agreed never to high five each other again.