John:"im going to my bag".
Verne:"why" whilst narrowing his eyes.
John:"i was going to get a j.. a drink".
Verne:"ok". his tail is starting to tingle like mad, he then turned around and walked away. when verne was out of sight, John gave out a loud sigh and said to him self.
John:"good god that was close". he then turned towards his bag and continued his walk, when he got there, he sat down near a tree and started to find his joint, as soon as he found it he heard a another voice coming from his left, when he looked it was Ozzie.
Ozzie:"John we need to have a chat".
John:"oh about what". he quickly let go of the joint and grabed his phone (his hand was still in the bag).
Ozzie:"its about my wife".
John:"ok".
Ozzie:"well i really miss her, she went missing after 2 days Heather was born".
John:"did'nt you tell me this yesterday"
Ozzie:"oh yes i did, i fergot".
John:"so whats her name agian".
Ozzie:"Lisa".
John:"Lisa got it". he said as he was texting Lisa telling her to come before the haist reather than during the haist.
Ozzie:"i wont see her agian". just as he finished a female possum walk from the tree behind Ozzie, she did'nt say anything.
John:"i...i...i bet you a bag of weed that you will".
Ozzie:"you're on". there was five secounds of silence before the female possum spoke.
female possum:"Ozzie". Ozzie turned around and saw that it was Lisa.
Ozzie:"Lisa".
John:"chik ching".
Ozzie:"Lisa, good god i missed you" whilst running up to her and giving her a big kiss on the lips then thay pulled each other apart.
Lisa:"me too".
Ozzie:"what happend to you, one day you where there then you're not".
Lisa:"i was kidnapped by some big horrible pink thing".
John:"its called a human".
Lisa:"thanks John".
Ozzie:"how do you know John".
Lisa:"John saved me 5 years ago, then we went in two diffrent paths, after that i've beed trying to find you ever since, if it was'nt for John telling me that you was here, i would not have found you".
Ozzie:"thanks John:" whilst looking at John with a tear in his eye.
John:"your welcome".
Ozzie:"(looking back at Lisa)well can i go and tell everyone the good news".
Lisa:"sure". Ozzie then went to tell everyone the good news, whilst hes doing that Lisa and John was having a chat.
Lisa:"thanks John for saving me 5 years ago, i know its late".
John:"dont worry about it"
Lisa:"ok and thanks for finding my husband as well".
John:"you're welcome".
Lisa:"so what have you been doing with you self".
John:"same as i was doing before, smoking weed and being myself".
Lisa:"you still smoke weed". she whisperd.
John:"yes i do".
Lisa:"can i have some" she whispered
John:"since when have you started smoking weed".
Lisa:"ssshhh".
John:"oopps sorry".
Lisa:"since 2 years ago"
John:"well here you go". he quickly grabed his joint and lighter from his bag and gave it to her, she smoked the whole thing in minutes.
John:"wow you smoke quick".
Lisa:"yep just in case someone chatches me doing it". just as she flicked the butt, the whole group came, Heather was the first to noticed who it was.
Heather:"MOM". she ran up to her with tears rolling down her eyes, gave her a big hug."how did you find us".
Lisa:"John told me".
Heather:"thanks John".
John:"you're welcome". Rj and Ozzie was at the back talking until Rj noticed Lisa.
Rj:"hi lisa".
Lisa:"hi Rj".
Rj:"so how's the back".
Lisa:"my back is doing well".
Ozzie:"Rj, how long have you known Lisa".
Rj:"mmmm 2 years i think". John thought thats when she started to smoke weed, is Rj a drug dealer or something.
Lisa:"yes Rj, it has been 2 years
Rj:"thanks"
John:"Rj can i have a word".
Rj:"sure dude".
John took Rj couple of meters away just out of ear range.
John:"you known Lisa for 2 years".
Rj:"yep".
John:"she also started to smoke weed 2 years ago".
Rj:"yer i know".
John:"how do you know".
Rj:"well 2 years ago, both of us was near a parking lot, i sat under one tree when i heard bagging and shouting, she was saying fuck and bitch a lot so i walked up to her and ask "got blunt" she replyed "got weed" after that we have been smoking weed ever since but Lisa does'nt wont anyone to so she said if anyone asks shes got a bad back".
John:"oh thats why you said hows you back".
Rj:"yep".
John:"but you just told me what happend".
Rj:"thats becouse i trust you".
John:"really".
Rj:"yep".
John:"well thats done and dusted, shall we" whilst pointing towards the family.
Rj:"ok" both of them started to walk towards the family when thay heard a scream, thay then quickly ran towards the scene, when thay got there thay look at the family then Rj asks.
Rj:"whats wrong".
Lisa:"what is that". whilst she is pointing at tall dark figure sitting at a base of the tree with a thing sticking out of his mouth(joint) he was wearing a jumper saying bufu sunglasses, blue jeans with a peace of string as a belt.
Rj:"i dont know".
John:"everyone better get to safety quik".every one except Rj,John and Lisa stayed behind, John took one step forward and shouted.
John:"WHO ARE YOU".
unknown:"uh who said that". whilst its looking around.
John:"im john".
Rj:"come on dude, thats a human".
John:"(looks at Rj)some are diffrent Rj, (looks back) whats your name".
Unknown:"im Dan a pothead".
John:"no shit me to"John then thought that nobody had heard him.
Dan:"so why cant i see you".John slowly walked towards him, when John got to Dans feet he then said.
John:"im down here". Dan took one look at the possum and said.
Dan:"man i must been trippin".
John:"why".
Dan:"im talking to a possum".
John:"oh well i like you to meet some friends of mine, the raccoon over there is Rj and the possum is Lisa, both are also potheads".
Dan:"well, bring them over, we all can get stoned together".
John:"ok, RJ, LISA COME OVER HERE".
Rj:"ONE MOMANT JUST GOT TO DO ONE THING FIRST".
Lisa:"IM COMING".Lisa went over, Rj on the other hand went towards the family and told them whats just happand except for the weed part, everyone was ok about it except for Verne his tale going like crazy, Rj then went back to Dan to get high, but when he got there knowone was in sight, he then heard a hissing sound coming from the hedge, he turned and saw John.
John:"come here".
Rj:"ok". he walk to where John is,thay then walked through the hedge and in to the house, when the he got there where one human size seat for bill and three animal size seats for them, there was a tabel with joints ready made, munches and a bong, Rj thought that he was in heaven.
John:"well lets get started". two hours have gone by, Dan,Lisa,John and Rj are high as a plane.
Rj:"w..w..well i better g...get back".
John:"me too".
Lisa:"me three".
Dan:"leaving so soon".
John:"yep".
Dan:"well nice talking to you".
all three:"thanks". John,Lisa and Rj started to walk back but Rj had a bad felling in his gut for some none reasone, when thay got back, Verne in anger looking at them, and then he spoke.
Verne:"John, where have you takan these two".trying to keep his voice down.
John:"why".
Verne:"its bacouse im fucking worryed".
Rj:"this is not good"he whisperd to him self.
John:"arnt i aloud to spend time with my friends".
Verne:"well what will your mother say".Rj knew where this is going so he got the family out of sight.
John:"dont you speak about my mom".
Verne:"you mom will be disapointed if she found out the her son will loss in a fight". before Verne could say anything else, John swung a big punch to Vernes head and knoked him out cold.
Rj:"OH MY FUCKING GOD".
John:"he was asking for it, besides he was talking about my mum and knowone talks about my mum like that".
Rj:"true, is it safe to bring back the family".
John:"yep".
Rj:"ok gang you can come back now". the family came back and stella was the first to speak.
Stella:"sorry for interupting but what about the haist".
Rj:"sorry, haist is closed".
the triplets:"oohh".
Lou:"but the food is running low".
Rj:"i think John can sort that out (turns to John and mouthed) speak to Dan". John gave Rj a wink.
penny:"what happand".
John:"long story,(looks at verne)hope he will be all right".
Rj:"sure". John picked up Verne and tooked him to the tv area.
Stella:"Rj".
Rj:"yes".
Stella:"i found a weird smelling plant i want to show you".
Rj:"ok". Stella took Rjs hand and showed him the plant, Rj saw the family near a tree a few feet away from the tv area and as soon as he saw what sort of plant, he tried to thing of something and fast.
Rj:"its um its uumm"John came and saved Rj.
John:"its a jamaican cactus".
Stella:"oh really".
John:"yep".
Stella:"oh, so why does it smell funny".
John:"i really dont know".
Rj:"whats the time".
John:"its 11:30 am" whilst looking at his phone.
Rj:"thanks, better get something to eat".
John:"me too, anyone coming".
all:"ok (or) ".the whole family except for verne went to get somthing to eat but thay didnt realized that thay where being watched from above by a badger altho he didnt see John(bacause she was concentrated so much on what to do with the family).
badger:"so thats where Rj went to then".
Back to the family thay where at the tv area eating some lunch and having a chit chat.
Heather:"John, i didnt realize that you where trained boxer".
John:"yer".
Rj:"thats why Ozzie and Verne got knoked out in one punch".
Heather:"Rj how did you know John punched my dad".
Ozzie:"oh thats what happend".
Rj:"well i came to see if you where ok but as soon as i saw you, Ozzie and John, thats when John dodged Ozzie's punch and ended up Ozzie getting punched".
Ozzie:"well i didnt remember anything after that".
John:"seriously you dont remember anything after that".
Ozzie:"no".
John:"ok (giggle) well let me go and get some thing".
Rj:"ok" when John left, Ozzie gave a unconfitable stare to Heather.
Heather:"dad, why are you looking at me like that".
Ozzie:"i still dont whant you anywhere near him".with in that an unsettiling deep voice came out from knowhere (badger) saying.
badger:"well well well looks like you are with another family then".
Rj:"who the hell is that".when the female badger came out it had a hole in her right ear, she looked quit ugily.
Badger:"why, dont you remember me Rj".
Rj:"who are you".
Badger:"well im Dennis".
Rj:"Dennis".
Dennis:"yes i killed your perants with the weedhacker".
Rj:"oh you son of a bitch".
Dennis:"do you remember John". thats when John came up behind him and aim his gun 3 inches away from the back of his head.
Rj:"yes".
Denise:"i also killed hi". before she finished her sentance,a shout came from behind saying.
"YIPPIE KIY YAY MOTHERFUCKER" then a loud gun fire shot was heard, everyone went silent, Rj took one look at John and said.
Rj:"thanks John but why are you angry at him for".
John:"he was the one who killed my perants too"he had an angry look on his face"ill be back in an hour".he then turned towards the forrest and walked.
Rj:"ok".
Stella:"what shall we do with the body".
Rj:"we shall dig hole and put him in it".
Lisa:"sounds good". thats when Verne came in all puzzeled and confused.
Verne:"what happend i heard a loud bang".
Ozzie:"long story".
Verne:"ok".
After Rj hid the body, he went to find John, when he found him, he stoped and listened of what John was saying, he was kneelilng towards too hand made grave stones with his perants name on them.
John:"mom, dad i have finally got the secound killer that killed you both, im gonna miss you both". Rj tryed not to cry, John stands up and looks towards Rj."Rj i know your there". Rj then came out."come over here and give me hug bro". Rj went over and gave John a hug. back with the rest of the family, Ozzie and lisa was alone whispering to eachother and the rest of the family are talking.
Lisa:"Ozzie, love, why dont we do something specile tonight".
Ozzie:"sure babe, like what".
Lisa"well like... sex".
Ozzie:"well we can do that now in the forrest".
Lisa:"ok". both Ozzie and Lisa got and went straight to the forrest.
Heather:"i wonder where thay are going". back with John and Rj.
Rj:"im still sorry for sneaking up to you like that".
John:"no worrys, i known you where coming anyway".
Rj:"so he killed your perants too".
John:"yep".
Rj:"that makes it both of us then".
John:"yerp".30 secounds of silence, Rj then heard somthing.
Rj:"whats that noise".
John:"sounds like Ozzie and Lisa". both of then looked at eachother and then slowly went towards the noise, when thay got there Rj could not look.
John:"whats wrong Rj". whilst whispering.
Rj:"i got to go".
John:"ok im staying bye".
Rj:"you perv".
John:"i know". when Rj left, John looked at the two making love then he then thought of making them jump.
John:"WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING". both Ozzie and Lisa looked over shoked.
Ozzie:"WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU COME FROM".
John:"i heard you two and i thought that you was in trouble".
Ozzie:"good god no".
John:"ok i must be going now".
Ozzie:"JUST GO".
John:"ok im going". John turned around and ran towards the tv area, when he got there Rj was looking disgusted.
Rj:"what happend".
John:"i made them jump".Rj went from disgusted to giggling.
Rj:"was it funny".
John:"hell yer".
Heather:"what was funny".
John:"oh nothing".
Heather:"ok, Rj can i have a talk".Heather took Rjs hand and lead him to the lake.
Rj:"Heather what are we doing here".
Heather:"ive got something to show you".
Rj:"what is it".
Heather:"its this". she then pulled out a big bag of weed and a bong.
Rj:"where the fuck did you get all this".
Heather:"John gave them to me"
Rj:"hide it before the family sees it".
Heather:"ok, will do".she hid her things and went towards the family, but there knowhere to be seen.
Rj:"mm wonder where thay are".
Heather:"thay must be at the tv area".
Rj:"did'nt think of that". both of them went to the tv area, when thay got the family where watching a movie.
Rj:"what you watching".whilst looking at the tv.
Penny:"Jack and Jill"
Rj:"cool".
Penny:"yer, Adam Sandler plays both of them".
Rj:"oh really thats shoking, does anyone know what time its is".
John:"its (looks at his phone) 7:30 in the afternoon".
Rj:"thanks John".
John:"Ozzie, can i have a word".
Ozzie:"sure". both of them went somewhere privete.
John:"first im sorry for making you jump earlyer on".
Ozzie:"i fergive you for that".
John:"and secound (he pulls out a joint from his bag) want a toke".
Ozzie:"im not sure".
John:"well you had it before".
Ozzie:"have i" getting all confused.
John:"yes you have".
Ozzie:"well".
John:"well what".
Ozzie:"light it up".
John:"thats what im talking about".he then sparked up the joint, had couple of drags and then gave it to Ozzie. Back with the family, most of them was a sleep except for Rj, Lisa, Heather and stella.
Rj:"Stella, what happened to Tiger".
Stella:"he went to find a new life, (in whisper) fucking bastard".
Rj:"so sorry for that".
Stella:"no worrys".
Heather:"where did my dad go".
Lisa:"he went to have a chat with John".
Heather:"why".
Lisa:"i dont know sweetheart". the out of the blue a weired smell started to fill the air.
Stella:"its that smell agian".
Rj:"oh really (sniffs) i cant smell anything".
Stella:"im going to find out".she got up and went towards the smell.
Rj:"theres no need to"trying to stop her.
Stella:"oh and whys that" still walking towards the smell.
Rj:"becouse".but its too late, Stella spotted Both John and Ozzie getting stoned.
Stella:"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO DOING".
John:"Stella calm down and take a toke".
Stella:"FUCK NO, well maby, ok i give it a try" she then took the joint and took a big toke.
John:"is it good".
Stella"what is it" felling light headed.
Rj:"its weed".
Stella:"ok". she then started to wobble, Rj had his hand on her shoulder to keep her from falling over.
Rj:"stella you ok".
Stella:"im fine, I think".
Rj:"better put you in bed".
Stella:"thats sounds like a...a good idea". Rj then put his arm around Stellas waist then walked her to the tv area so she can sleep.
Lisa:"sooo whats going on".
John:"i was just giving Ozzie some blunts".
Lisa:"BLUNTS".
John:"yes blunts".
Lisa:"why".
John:"he looked very stressed".
Lisa thought it for a while then answered "fair enough".
John:"there you go then" he then looked at his phone for the time " 9:30, fuck me im going to sleep".
Lisa:"me to,(turns to Ozzie) come sweet heart".
Heather:"coming". she then folowed her mum to the tv area to sleep, John now sitting there all alone,talking to himself.
John:"well i better go and get some sleep, after i finished this blunt". he finished his blunt then he laid down and fell asleep.