"Gaara! Bad!"

Naruto hurried to the taxi-cab he saw the red head duck into. There was some kind of garbled noise on the other side of the seat and in the midst Naruto was sure he heard a drunken form of 'Yosh'. Naruto caught the door with his foot and folded his arms, trying to radiate a 'I'm very disappointed in you kind of vibe'... however, Gaara was horny, mildly intoxicated, and just didn't give a damn.

".."

"No." Gaara seemed rather resolute today as he huffed and turned his head away.

"..."

"You're taking advantage of an innocent... again."

"..."

"I'm not bailing you out of jail when he comes-to in the morning and sues for sexual harassment." All this got was a shrug of the shoulders and an attempt to close the door.

"I'm sure Temari has sufficient funds... this won't be the first time." Naruto groaned and so did the cab driver. They were burning up daylight and he (of course) had places to be.

"UGH. Whatever! I'm done trying to talk reason to yo-" he cut off abruptly and jumped back as the door slammed closed and the cab pulled out with a screech leaving tire burns in the asphalt. Naruto stands there in the middle of the street, rather dumbfounded, then when it all processes through he can help but let out a rather loud curse. "Damn it Gaara! Sakura is gonna be so pissed!" She specifically said that Lee was to be watched at all times if he got inebriated because he could NOT hold any type of alcohol. Naruto kicks out at the curb in frustration, then grabs his foot because Converse aren't very thick shoes and that kind of hurt.

"Shit, shit, shit.."

"Hey moron, what did the sidewalk do to you?"

"Oh, fuck off and let me mop-" Naruto turns only to come face-to-face with the guy he danced with. Resolving that his abrupt departure was rather rude, he shifts his mood to something more pleasant. "Um, oh, hey. Sorry for bailing on you in there. But if you don't mind, I'll be leaving now." He smiles tightly and attempts to move around the guy, figuring it would be easy to collect Sakura and call the night quits. Sasuke grabs his arm.

Sasuke can't let this person slip away, he doesn't know why.. but it just feels, right. Being with Blondie feels so right.

And what better way to stay with somebody than...

"Spend the night with me."

"..….WHAT?"

Okay, so that might not have been the best way to word it, but no turning back now.

"Spend the night with me. And maybe the morning too, depending on your stamina."

Naruto jerks back, flailing and squeaking obscenities. "DO I LOOK EASY OR SOMETHING TO YOU?" Sasuke snorts and grins.

"The way you were pressing your hips to mine just a second ago makes me wonder."

Naruto draws back his fist in an instant, that was the last straw...

But, he doesn't connect.

Sasuke catches him.

...

Naruto is in a state of semi-awe as he looks down at his wrist being gripped strongly (without being overly forceful) inches from Sasuke's face. Naruto's brows fly towards his hairline in confusion... there's no way he just-

Suddenly his wrist is being inverted and he bends to the pressure, trying to spin and duck to avoid the hold he sees coming. There were perks to teaching martial arts. But it seems his efforts are in vain, as Sasuke follows him like a second shadow and slips through an opportune opening in his defenses. Naruto finds himself pinned to the club wall, with Sasuke's hand touching several key pressure points in his neck and his wrist bent uncomfortably against his back.

Sasuke can't resist nipping that beautiful tan neck in reprimand.

"Don't make me restrain you, moron."

Naruto... whimpers.

Which is a complete accident of course, but the way Sasuke exudes assertiveness is enough to make his brain rather mushy. It had been so long since he had found someone he couldn't knock unconscious with one hit, so long since he had seen someone move so dangerously fast.

A growl rises deep from Sasuke's chest and through Naruto.

"Would you.. enjoy that?" Naruto's breath is slipping from him in short pants. He doesn't say anything at first, clearing his throat in an attempt to remember how to speak properly.

"B-but you don't even know my name!" The sentence comes out as more of a whine than the protest it was supposed to be. He's squirming now, suddenly aware of how out in the open they are. People were passing by and staring, some lingering to see what would happen next. Naruto thought it was rather sardonic that they would watch... but not try to help. Seriously, did anybody see the position they were in? Doesn't this count as assault or something?

"That can be fixed in time. The question is, how long will it take you to fix this?" Sasuke presses his hips forward and Naruto gasps at the very prominent bulge resting against his backside. Sasuke halts his movement figuring that Blondie is the type that needs a dominant to take control of things.

"B-b-but you c-can't... I have to get home.."

"Shh Blondie." Sasuke turns him around and gently leads him toward the family Maserati, Itachi would have to call the limo or something.

"Naruto."

"Huh?"

"My name, it's Naruto." He huffs and pouts. "And you better not be some creepy rapist that I'll have to escape, bastard." Sasuke chuckles and leers down at the naive blond.

"Don't worry, you won't be able to move to much after I'm done with you." Sasuke hops in the drivers seat and turns on the car.

"..." Naruto twitches.

"And it's Sasuke, by the way."

A/N: And yes... the last chapter will be the lemon. XD