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Bath Time For Perry

Chapter 4 : Agent P Stinks

"Doofensmirtz Evil Incorporated~..."

Perry The Platypus wasted no time and pretty soon, he arrived to Doofensmirtz Evil Incorporated, he quickly knocked the door down and was once again face to face with his arch nemesis.

Resident mad scientist, Dr. Heinz Doofensmirtz.

Dr. Doofensmirtz turned around and gave him a smug look, not at all surprised by his presence.

"Ah, Perry the Platypus, how unexpected and by "unexpected" I mean, completely expected!..." Dr. Doofensmirtz announced just as a huge garbage can fell on Perry, trapping him, although this one had a small window carved into it, so the little monotreme could still see his arch nemesis who isn't done with his gloating yet.

"Haha, you like it...I got the idea from our battle at the city dump...speaking of which, here is my new evil scheme...since you ruined my chance of making my brother look like a slob this morning, I decided to go with plan B...Oh, you didn't know...I thought ahead and made an extra I-Nator today, just in case you foiled my first one..."The mad scientist said as he presented his latest contraption.

"Behold! The Stink-I-Nator..."Dr. Doofensmirtz announced dramatically.

"Originally I was planning on only hitting Roger but his meeting is over, and since I am still a little dirty from our last battle, I have decided make every single person in the Tri-State Area smell terribly!...'Doofensmirtz said announced dramatically.

He then turned to the trapped platypus to explain in a more composed voice.

"You see, after our last little battle...I got covered in garbage..I tried to get back home but on my way back home, something happened to me..."The mad scientist said dramatically, making it obvious that he is preparing for a flashback.


FLASHBACK

About half an hour ago

Dr. Doofensmirtz had arrived to his building, about to go in, but since he was covered in garbage, he was really smelling bad, which didn't go unnoticed by the other citizens.

"You stink..."A random passerby said before walking away, while Dr. Doofensmirtz blinked in confusion.

End Of Flashback


Present Time

Perry heard this and since he is silent, he merely rolled his eyes, which the mad scientist saw and got annoyed.

"What? He insulted me! And I have no tolerance for that..."Dr. Doofensmirtz said as he patted his precious machine.

"Yes, I am aware that I can just take a shower, and I will, but until then, I don't like to think that there are people out there that smell better than me...so they will stink..."Dr. Doofensmirtz said before turning to the trapped Platypus.

"I would have tested it out on you, but..."Dr. Doofensmirtz held his nose..." Ay ay ay, it seems to be unnecessary..."Dr. Doofensmirtz said as he held his nose, referring to the bad smell the platypus already had.

Perry just growled in annoyance, since it was his fault over his stench and the fact that his owners still want to bathe him.

"Anyway, I am going to fire the Stink-I-Nator..." Dr. Doofensmirtz said, only for his device to do nothing.

After a few moments, nothing happened and Perry sent him a look.

"What? It needs time to warm up..."Dr. Doofensmirtz said... 'Either way, in about half an hour, the entire Tri-State Area will completely reek and there is nothing that you can do to stop me!..."Dr. Doofensmirtz laughed maniacally.

During this time, Perry tried to think of an escape for the 30 minutes were right.

If not, he won't be the only one in the Tri-State Area in desperate need of a bath.

-To be continued-

Next time on Bath Time For Perry

The Super Dooper Pet Wash


REPLIES to my loyal and totally awesome reviewers:

BigChillFreak: You can say that again...

Wiseguy2415: Too simple for the boys, you know their style, go big or go home.


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