I'm not used to write like this _ But it seemed like many preferred to have it this way :-X
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The first part in this chapter is by the way me and my co-author's favourite part so far XD
"VOOOOOI! You want your head cut off or something, you piece of trash?" the silver haired man yelled while glaring at one of the subordinates that lived there. "Where the hell is it, scum?" he was so pissed that he was about to pick up the book on the bedside table and throw it at him. The Bester plushie had went missing while a subordinate had cleaned it and he absolutely didn't want Xanxus to find it by mistake, he had hidden it when his boss had been there for the last 4 months, which meant he was in his 6th month of pregnancy. He didn't get an answer from the trembling subordinate so he picked up the book and threw it at him.
He walked out from the room with angry steps and stopped in front of a mirror, he glared at his reflection, he hated being pregnant, he had gotten fat! He kicked at the closest door and froze as he saw what was lying on the bed, he almost fell over but managed to regain his balance.
"VOOOOOOOOOOOOOI!" he yelled louder than usual and walked into the room, heading for the bed. "WHICH TRASH DOES THIS ROOM BELONG TO?" he grabbed the plushie and glared around, trying to find a hint on the question he had asked.
The shark froze when he heard a car stop outside and then the entrance door open and close. He quickly rushed back to his room as fast as he could, deciding to kill whoever that room belonged to later. He looked around for a place to hide the plushie but started getting panicked as he heard footsteps at the stairs.
"Hi." Squalo quickly turned around when he heard the voice of the man he loved, hiding the plushie behind his back, and smiled nervously. Xanxus was smiling as he walked over to his shark.
"Um... Hi... How are you?" he asked nervously as he backed towards the window, luckily it was open, when he felt that he had backed as far back as he could, he dropped his beloved plushie even though he absolutely didn't want to. "I missed you."
"Ehm... Fine..." Xanxus replied with a raised eyebrow, the shark bit his lower lip, of course Xanxus noticed that he was acting suspicious, but then hugged the shorter the man. "I've missed you too."
The sharks lips automatically formed a smile and he put his arms around Xanxus.
"The people here are driving me nuts, they..." he cut off in the middle of his sentence. "They can't do a single thing right!"
"Sorry but you have to stay for another few months." Xanxus gave Squalo a quick kiss when the shark grimaced at what he had said.
"I know... How long can you stay this time?" Squalo asked with a weak smile.
"3 days..." the dark haired man sighed but the shark smiled, he had gotten rather good at faking his smile in front of his boss lately, before it never worked. He had no idea how to get the plushie now,
Xanxus used pretty much every minute to be with Squalo since they didn't have much time and in Squalo's current state he wasn't fast enough to get down, out and back to his room before Xanxus got back if he left to do anything.
"Is something wrong?" Xanxus asked, looking slightly worried.
"Eh... No, what would that be?"
"I don't know, I just wondered."
"Everything is fine anyway." He said with a smile and moved his arms from around Xanxus' waist to his neck and pulled him down for a kiss. But after only a few minutes they were disturbed by a knock on the door, Squalo quickly withdrew his arms.
"Come in." Xanxus said and sighed deeply, looking really annoyed. The door opened and a subordinate walked in, holding something very familiar that was white with black stripes.
"I think you've dropped something, sir." Squalo stared at the plushie with wide eyes.
"That... Is not mine, it belongs to... Um... The person across the hall!" he said in panic, thinking of the room he had found it in a little while ago.
"But it was lying under your window, sir." The subordinate said with a raised eyebrow, Squalo bit his lips, stupid annoying subordinate! Xanxus walked over to the subordinate and took the plushie while glaring at the subordinate.
"If you name this for anyone you're dead meat!" he said with a low voice. Squalo blushed deeply and turned around, he wanted to disappear, this was too embarrassing! He heard the door close and bit his lower lip.
"How cute." He heard Xanxus say a few meters behind him.
"I... I don't know what you're talking about!" the blush on his cheeks got deeper and he wished he could phase through the floor.
"It's yours, huh?" he felt his boss' arms around him from behind. The blush got even deeper.
"What makes you think that?"
"Your face." Squalo could hear at his voice that he was smirking.
"W-what do you mean?" the shark hadn't noticed that he was blushing at all.
"You're blushing rather deeply, you know." Xanxus chuckled. Squalo's eyes widened and lowers his head to stare at the floor.
"Crap..." he muttered and was silent for awhile. "This is just embarrassing, please let me die already!"
"I think it's cute... So there's no way I'll let you die because of something like this." He kissed his shark's cheek since he couldn't reach the lips until said man turned his head with a smile on his lips.
Squalo muttered when he felt that Xanxus moved his hand down to his stomach since it made him feel fat again.
Xanxus chuckled and kissed his cheek.
"Don't worry, it's not too long left."
"It's 3 months!" the shark almost yelled and then headed over to the bed where Xanxus had put the plushie, he lied down and hugged it tightly with a pout on his face.
"At least it's not 8 months left anymore." he smiled nervously.
"It sucks to get pregnant! I'm not going to have sex with you ever again!"
"Not my fault! How could I have known you were able to get pregnant?" the dark haired muttered.
"I don't know!" the shark buried his face into his pillow, knowing very well that he was acting childish but he couldn't help it, he had somehow ended up pregnant and had to hide all alone in a stupid mansion and the most annoying thing was that Xanxus couldn't be here so much as he liked either. He heard Xanxus sigh and grunted. "I hate this..." he muttered and pulled the blanket over his head.
Shortly after he felt that Xanxus sat down next to him at the bed and he removed the blanket to look at his boss. The taller man smiled weakly and stroked to other man's cheek. Squalo carefully sat up and kissed his cheek, he got a kiss on the mouth as a reply and was just about to kiss back when he felt the baby start kicking, he froze and grimaced.
"Can't the darn brat keep still?" he muttered.
"Not as long as it's alive."
"Stupid thing!" he muttered but actually enjoyed it a little but there was no way he'd ever admit that. He then felt Xanxus' hand on his stomach and noted that he smiled when he felt the baby kick.
"I kind of can't wait..." he said with a low voice, while he still had a hand on his lover's stomach.
"Why?" the shark said with a raised eyebrow, thinking that Xanxus wasn't really a person that would like children.
"I don't know, I just can't wait..." he said with a weak smile.
"So we're going to keep it?" The shark asked and tilted his head slightly, he had figured it was going to be too much of a pain in the ass to do keep the baby.
"At least for a few days, we'll see after that." The boss said with a weak smile. "I'll be there with you, so don't worry." He added when he saw Squalo grimace.
Squalo smiled and hugged him, glad he wasn't going to be taking care of the baby alone during that time, he wouldn't be able to take care of it by himself, he gave Xanxus a gentle kiss that was answered right away.
"So how is it going at the base?"
"As usual, but everyone is out at missions while I'm here, at least the officers." The dark haired man replied and shook his head slightly to remove his bangs from his eyes.
"So they won't notice you're not there, drinking and raging at people like usual?" the shark smirked and Xanxus chuckled.
"Kind of, they've been suspicious as it is. They think it's rather odd that you've been on a mission for so long." He sighed and looked at his lover with a weak smile.
"I know..." the shark sighed and got up from the bed. "Let's go for a walk." He said with a weak smile, it was pretty much one of the few things he could do to keep in shape a little, he didn't want to slack off completely, even though the daily walk seemed to take longer and longer time for every month. The other man got up from the bed, took his shark's hand and led him downstairs and then outside while the shark was blushing slightly.
Squalo smiled when he noticed that his boss slowed down slightly after they had walked down the stairs since he had figured out Squalo got tired because of them. They headed outside and walked on in silence until Squalo got tired and wanted to sit down to rest for awhile.
"You know, you've been acting kind of strange lately, it's a pity I can't use it as blackmail." Squalo said with a smirk on his lips when they were sitting down at a bench, Squalo leaning his head at Xanxus' shoulder.
"Hey, wipe that smirk of your lips!" the older man said and looked away with crossed arms.
"Stop pouting, boss." The silver haired man said with a teasing voice and kissed the other man's cheek. The taller man sighed and kissed Squalo, putting his arms around him, then rested his head on the top of Squalo's head. They stood like that for a few minutes before Xanxus grabbed his shark's hand and walked back towards the mansion, guessing that Squalo was getting hungry. "So the base still is impact? I'm usually the one who has to kick everyone's ass before they ruin it with fighting since you don't feel like doing it."
"Yeah, Mammon is taking care of that nowadays, he just slips in an illusion for each of them and makes them think they won and leaves even though no one does win." The boss replied, Squalo started laughing, it was a pity he couldn't see it.
After they had yelled at the slow subordinates and eaten, they lied down in the couch to relax but they didn't have the time to do that for long since they heard a car parking outside.
"Xanxus-sama, it's the 9th's car! Squalo sat up leaving his very comfortable 'pillow' behind.
"Distract him for fucks sake! I don't care how, just don't let him get inside until I get outside!" Xanxus roared as he quickly got up from the bed, Squalo reached out his hand so he could help getting up but was instead picked up and led against the stairs.
The shark's face went pale, then red and then pale again, then stopped at some kind of middle part, he was heavy and he absolutely didn't want to be carried while he was heavy. What if Xanxus would think he didn't want some overweight freakish mother-father? He opened his mouth to protest bit his lips were covered by the scarred man who know it wasn't going to be a quiet protest, it was going to be a loud one that everyone recognized and they couldn't risk that. Squalo felt himself blush and put his arms around Xanxus' neck to kiss him back.
"Too bad that I can't continue, this kind of got me into the mood." Xanxus mumbled into Squalo's ear when they had reached the bedroom and he had put Squalo down on the bed, a deep blush spread on the shark's face.
"S-stupid! Just go get going to meet that fucking old man now before he becomes suspicious!" Squalo said with crossed arms and a slight pout on his face, Xanxus laughed and gave his lover a kiss on the cheek before he left.