Disclaimer: Can't you read the other chappies?
Kikia: We must find a way to stop Benjamin from doing my Fan Fictions!
Samantha: I think I might know a way. We get him to watch that "Dumb Dinosaur" thing we watched all day yesterday!
Kikia: Hmm...Cleaver!
Samantha: Cleaver? Don't you mean clever?
Kikia: No, I mean Cleaver! We can chop his hair off!
-Benjamin walks in at "Cut his hair of-
Benjamin: NO! NOT MY HAIR! AHHHHHHHH! –Runs screaming from the room-
Kikia: Told ya
'Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyways? I'm Demetree Manson and here are our stars!' Damin said from the desk...Yet again.
'I'm Gay and I know it – T.K Baka-Rai!'
'I'm wearing a thong – Seto Kaiba!'
'I have star-shaped hair –Zui-Yama! (Yami/ Atemu in Finnish)
'I look like Damin's Dad – Benjamin Higgins!'
'Alright, this is Whose Line Is It Anyways, the show where everything is made up and that points don't matter! That's right; they don't matter like Katie's love for Baka-Rai! The first game is called well, they were supposed to play it last time but they never did! It's Pocket Lines or Whatever It's Called! (That is now the official name of it) This is for Benjamin (Or Kura-Killer as Katie calls him) and Zui-Yama! They need a place and something happening' Damin said. People called everything out. 'Alright, their in Japan fighting Napoleon… Start when ready!'
'Ohh my god! Look Yama! It's Napoleon Bonaparte! He's going to kill us all with his frenchie-ness!' Benjamin said, pointing at an audience member, which happened to be Tea-Bitch.
'Ohh my god! He's going to' Yama pulled something outta his pocket. 'He's going to eat my boxers!' Yama read.
'Didn't you say you wore thongs?' Benjamin asked.
'Yes' Yama replied.
'Ohh, very well then. We must stop him from' Benjamin pulled out paper from pocket. 'I lika do da cha-cha!' Benjamin read. (Kikia and Samantha laugh, seeing as they made reference to Bruce Almighty, one of the best movies ever)
'Well, go do the Cha-Cha with Napoleon over there, I can't dance worth' Yama stopped and took paper out of pocket. Hey, this is starting to sound like a fortune cookie! 'Shakespeare doing my mother' Yama read. Everyone laughed.
'I bet you can! Just remember these words!' Benjamin said, pulling paper again. 'I am Britney Spears!' Benjamin said. Yama let out a gasp. (Kikia and Samantha continue laughing) Buzzer
'Every point goes to Benjamin for admitting that he is Britney Spears! Our next game is Party Quirks! This is for all of you! Zui-Yama, you are hosting a party and trying to guess who everyone is. Go!' Damin said.
'Alright, Party is ready. Wait a second… Where is everyone?' Doorbell
'Welcome! Please come in!' Yama said, opening the invisible door to let Baka-Rai in. Baka-Rai jumped to the floor and started running around. Doorbell
'I wonder who that could be!' Yama said, opening the invisible door again. In walked Seto. He then started dancing really weirdly. Doorbell
'Come in come in!' Yama said, opening the door again. Benjamin walked in. 'Friendship!' he yelled, jumping on Yama. … HEY THIS THING IS BROKEN!
'Alright, who are they?' Damin asked, trying to get his buzzer working.
'Umm… Baka-Rai is a dog?' Yama asked.
'No, I'm Joey!' Baka-Rai laughed, sitting down.
'Umm… Seto is a Pussycat Doll?' Yama asked.
'Close, he's Britney Spears!' Damin said as Seto sat down.
'Benjamin is… A teddy bear?' Yama asked.
'No, I'm Tea-Bitch!' Benjamin laughed.
'Hey! I am not a bitch! I like friendship because friendship is the best thing in the world and I want friends and more friends and more and more friends and I want the world to be all one friendship! And-' BOOM! Kikia shot a bazooka at Tea's head, making her DIE!
'Okay... We'll be back after this… Hopefully no one else dies…' Damin said.
Commercials
Who wears short-shorts? Baka-Rai wears short-shorts! Seto wears short-shorts!
Want something really cool? Look else were because it's not here (Subliminal message: Cut Benjamin's Hair!)
Wanna be cool? Buy Benjamin Higgins and you can be cool!
Commercials Over
'Welcome back I think… Out next game is Scenes from a hat! This is for all of you. Our topic: How Zui-Yama get his hair to stick up' Damin said, reading from a magical hat that appeared (ooo, magical!)
Benjamin stepped up. 'A little bit of this, some hair gel, more hair gel, more gel, more gel..' The buzzer is still broken
Seto stepped up. 'My hair is naturally like this' IT'S STILL BROKEN!
'What Samantha and Kikia do at night' (Kikia and Samantha's jaws drop)
Benjamin and Yama stepped up. 'Well, what shall we do now?' Asked Benjamin. 'Dream about naked men!' Yama said. Thumbs are twiddling… Ohh here we go! BUZZER
'Alright, enough! No points to anyone because you're all tards! You all win and have to do the Irish Drinking Song! What should it be about?' Damin asked. Everyone yelled something. 'The Irish Drinking song about Mr. Romani's bathroom.. whoever the hell that is' Damin said. 'he's the tech teacher at our school!' Kikia yelled.
'OHH! blah blah blah blah blah you know it already' Sang the contestants.
'One day I was at Mr. Romani's' Sang Yama
'I needed to go to the bathroom' Sang Seto
'Man that guy love Anne!' Sang Baka-Rai
'Well its better then a spoon!' Sang Benjamin
'When I was in the bathroom' Sang Seto
'I nearly fainted' Sang Benjamin
'Because when I got into the bathroom' Sang Yama
'It was being painted!' Sang Baka-Rai
'So when you go to Mr. Romani's' Sang Benjamin
'Be sure you don't go to the bathroom' Sang Seto
'Because if you do' Sang Baka-Rai
'You will die!' Sang Yama.
'You will die!' They all sang.
'Alright, see ya next time!' Sand Damin.
R&R
Kikia: AWSOME! BETTER THEN BEFORE!
Samantha: Why did that song take place in Mr. Romani's bathroom?
Kikia: Who knows.
Benjamin: HAHAHA! I HAVE TAKEN OVER THE COMPUTER AGAIN AND I… I… -Looks over at Kikia and Samantha, who were comparing MP3 Players- HEY!
Samantha: Ohh, sorry Benjamin, we didn't know you were ranting again.
Benjamin: I AM NOT RANTING YOU ...Ohh wait, if I call you names you'll break up with me…DAMN!
Kikia: -laughing-
Benjamin: I WILL GET MY REVENGE!