Disclaimer:I do not own Naruto.
Warning: Perverted Sasuke, Naruto in denial, general perversion.
A/N: Everybody is over 18 years old.
At first glance, to an outsider, it would have been like any other day with any other mission… as usual. Kakashi was late to the team briefing, as usual. He came up with a ridiculous excuse, as usual. Sakura rolled her eyes at that, as usual. Sasuke's face was unreadable, as usual. It was a lame D rank mission, as usual. Sasuke's hand was on his ass firmly, as usual.
Naruto sighed. It's been a month since the whole debacle with the toxin. The hand on his ass squeezed with authority. Kakashi finished his brief and walked away with a smile on his face. Naruto spun around to give Sasuke a piece of his mind… which seemed like the exact thing the sex fiend had been looking for. He wrapped his arm around his waist and proceeded to shove his tongue down the blonde's throat.
And all this while, the hand on his ass remained firmly where it was, kneading and squeezing. Then that hand seemed to garner a partner in crime. Naruto's eyes widened. This was his chance to escape.
Fun fact… the pervy bastard has an insanely strong grip. The blond had learnt to give up trying to free himself from Sasuke when he has his hold around Naruto. So now with the bastard having both hands on his tush, Naruto would be able to break free and run away from his clutches.
And that's when Naruto got the biggest shock of his young molested life. He was holding on to the perv monster! He had his arms around Sasuke's shoulder. Then it got worse. Naruto noticed that he was actually kissing the perv back.
"No!"
Sasuke was left with empty air in front of him when Naruto shoved at his chest and ran off like his hair was on fire. He blinked in the direction Naruto left in utter confusion. His hands flexed in sadness, missing the softness of the blond's plump's behind.
Naruto was having a panic attack. What was happening? He couldn't actually like the perv monster could he?
The blond scoffed his own thoughts nervously. 'Of course not'
He jumped when there was a knock on his door. The blond froze in place. Probably for too long since the knock returned.
Naruto yelled with a large helping of trepidation. He absolutely did not get a little excited at the prospect that it might be Sasuke.
"Who is it?"
"Open the damn door Naruto!"
It was Sakura. Naruto inched towards the door and nudged it open. Sakura rolled her eyes and squeezed her way in. She rolled her eyes again when Naruto immediately shut the door closed behind her.
Sakura waited patiently with folded arms for the blond to stop fidgeting… it didn't look like that was going to happen any time soon.
"So…"
Naruto stopped his pacing and looked at his teammate, with his hands in the process of trying to pull his hair out.
"What?"
"So, what was with the marathon?"
"I don't know what you're talking about."
Sakura rolled her eyes, "Why were you running away from him"
"I don't know who you are talking about."
The conversation went on in this vein for a long time. Sakura would have punched the blonde if she didn't find him so adorable and if watching Sasuke maul him wasn't her favorite perv pastime.
After about thirty seven minutes of back and forth, she finally managed to make Naruto to fess up. He told her about how he might have just a teeny tiny itty bit enjoyed Sasuke perving on him. He ranted and raved for another ninety minutes about how his life might be coming to an end. It seemed like there was not going to be an end. He went on and on until…
Sakura started laughing.
Naruto froze for the third time that day and glared at Sakura, "What?"
"Of course you enjoy it. You have been enjoying it for a long time now." On seeing the blonde's dumbfounded expression morphing into outrageous spluttering, she elaborated. "It is hard to miss your moaning every time he has his hands on him." Naruto renewed his spluttering. Sakura was enjoying this immensely. She decided to torture the adorable creature even more.
"Ino told me that you moan like a slut in heat when Sasuke gets inside you" She had to try really hard to suppress her laughter. Naruto was now in complete freeze mode with wide eyes and a red, red face.
He screeched, the veins in his neck popping out almost as much as his eyes, "That's not true! Take it back! Take it back!"
Sakura was having the time of her life, "What? It's totally true". She then took out her phone and showed it to Naruto. It was a video of Sasuke deep inside a bent over Naruto. They were in an alleyway behind a grocery store.
Naruto watched the video in open mouthed horror. And no, he absolutely did not get turned on by the video of him getting ploughed within an inch of his life.
He almost whispered, "Who else has seen this?"
Sakura almost felt sorry for him… almost, but not really, "Everybody".
Naruto's voice went to screech more again, "What? I can't believe you people have a video of us!"
It took Sakura all of her ninja training to not roll on the floor laughing, "Em… actually there's a website"
Naruto vaguely felt his soul leave his body, "Wha – "
"With many videos of you guys going at it."
It was almost scary the way Naruto kept switching between screech mode and whisper mode, "How many?
"103"
Naruto almost jumped out of his skin when he saw the devil of depravity himself climb in through his window.
The blond stared back in horror as Sakuke coolly came to stand in front of him and smirked his infuriating smirk… as usual. Naruto hated his life sometimes.
'What do you want?' He also hated how his body seemed to heat up in reflex at the jackass's proximity and how his voice seemed to shake.
Sasuke never stopped smirking, "To finish what we started." And with that, he pushed the poor unsuspecting blond on his bed and proceeded to climb up over him, staunchly ignoring the small blonde's frantic flailing.
Neither noticed an almost equally perverted pinkette filming staring at them with the phone aimed at them.
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