By the time art class came around Rosalie was just about ready to dig a ditch and bury herself in it, or even better, the dog.

"Hey Rose!" yelled Jacob

"What is it now?" Rosalie glared at him

"What do you get when you cross a blond with a-"

She cut him off, "One more word dog and you're dead meat," she hissed

The teacher called the class to attention and explained what they would be doing, they had to paint a picture with their favourite thing.

This will be too easy, thought Rosalie, primary school work

She began to paint herself. She looked over at Jacob, he was painting what looked like a german shepard eating a yellow fish. Weird she thought.

She was so absorbed in drawing herself that she didn't even notice when Jacob began painting her hair purple, but when she did.

"Jacob Black!" she screamed

He pulled back in surprise as Rosalie turned to hit him, she knocked the paint brush from his hand (by accident of course) and it went flying and hit the teacher in the face. Jacob snickered.

"Who did that?" asked the teacher

Rosalie pointed at Jacob, who was still snickering

"Jacob Black!" yelled the teacher.

Jake grinned at the teacher sheepishly, "Sorry, I'll do detention after school if you want."

The teacher went back to what he was elbowed Jacob, hard.

"oww, what was that for?" he asked.

"Cheater, you've already got detention after school."

When lunch time finally rolled around Rosalie was so exhausted by Jacob's antics. He wouldn't bloody leave her alone. He was in all her classes so far. She walked into the lunchroom and was given a massive bear hug from Emmett.

"Hi babe," he said. "How's school?"

"I'm ready to drop out, the mutt's in all my classes."

Emmett stroked her hair, then stopped, "Why's your hair purple?"

Rosalie pointed with her middle finger at Jacob, who was sitting with Bella and Edward.

Emmett lowered her arm. Rose looked up at him and smiled. At least there was one thing she could always depend on. Her other half to stop her, when she needed stopping, wait, is that even a good thing. Rose shook her head to clear her thoughts.

Jacob approached Emmett and Rose, "Hey Blondie.. boy have I got a story for you..."

Authors note: Sorry this chapters not too good. My sister wrote part of it. No offence Ethel.

Disclaimer: I own nothing except my dignity, oh wait... never mind.