Haylie entered her room to see Mike watching TV. Alright Hay, let's hope this can be civil she thought as she sat beside him and asked, "Mike, can I ask you something?" Haylie asked.
"Sure—what is it?" Mike asked.
"Well, hypothetically speaking, what would you do if I were to ever cheat on you just once?" Haylie asked. "Don't worry—I'm not cheating on you, I'm just wondering," She added.
"Dump you and call you a slut, simple as that," Mike said.
Haylie then grabbed a pillow and threw it at her. "Ow—what's up with you and throwing pillows?" Mike asked.
.
"It's the only weapon that I can use that isn't my fists," Haylie stated simply with a sly smile on her face.
"Wow—you're a nice girlfriend," Mike said.
"I know, right?" Haylie asked with a huge smile on her face.
FF Few Hours
Haylie was somehow asleep on the couch when Mike decided to place her now vibrating phone on the side of her head. "What the firetruck?" Haylie asked as she almost jumped out of her skin and catched her phone.
"What? It was vibrating and playing Burn It To The Ground and I know I don't have that song—so it's yours," Mike commented.
"Yeah that's because you have Ke$ha on your phone," Haylie said.
"That was your fault and you know that," Mike said.
Haylie laughed at the flashback she just had of that—which was basically her being bored so she started playing with Mike's phone and she decided to switch all of the previous ringtones that he already had to all Ke$ha's songs—and it's still like that. Speaking of phones, she brought hers so that it was at or near eyelevel and saw a text from….guess?
So, just 2 make sure…
u sure ur heading 2 the race 2morro ? =^D
-Carl
"Who the hell keeps texting you? I swore I heard like fifteen vibrates or something while you were sleeping," Mike commented.
"For a text, it vibrates around six times, and does a long vibrate a few minutes after," Haylie said. "The other times were probably something along the lines of Facebook or something," She added.
"Surprised you're not annoyed by that," Mike commented as Haylie took her thumbs to the keyboard of her phone.
Yeah :^D Wuldn't miss it 4 anything :^)—yes, I wuld miss work for this :^P
-Haylie
U wuld miss whatever u work at just 2 see me ?
-Carl
Yeah :^)
-Haylie
Sweet :^D, I'll just meet u at the track entrance and I'll just deliever u deets
from there
-Carl
Sweet :^) See ya 2morro :^)
-Haylie
Haylie placed the phone on the table as she continued watching TV. "Who was that?" Mike asked.
"Just a few friends from back home, nothing much," Haylie said.
"Oh cool," Mike said sounding like he didn't believe her whatsoever.
"Do you think Haylie's cheating on me by any chance?" Mike asked Alex.
He decided to hang with the former NXT Rookie and suddenly asked him that question. "You can't be serious, right?" Alex asked.
"What?" Mike asked.
"Dude—she freaking loves you to death it's not even funny at this point how much she loves you," Alex said.
"Really?" Mike asked.
"Yeah—whenever I just wanna hang with her for some reason—she wouldn't shut up about you," Alex said.
"Really?"
"Yeah—don't know why you got the cheating thoughts in your mind bro, but she won't cheat on you at all," Alex said.
"Well you could be right," Mike said.
"Could?" Alex asked raising an eyebrow.
"Well I don't know what she does when I'm not around," Mike said. "For all I know, she could be deep throating like fifteen guys right now,"
Alex was silent before whacking Mike upside the head.
"What was that for moron?" Mike asked rubbing his head.
"Maybe because you're a moron," Alex pointed out.
But who knew that moron would be right?