Episode 4

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EW was skiing across the snow until he hit the slope sending him airborne.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" He slammed into a tree, and slid down.

[GAME OVER]

"Man this game cheats." EW said holding a gameboy, as he skied down a snowy hill and hit the slope sending him airborne

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" He slamed into the tree, and slid down.

"Kids this is why you never take your eyes off where yer goin." Applejack told the CMCs.

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"Okay Spike you got the camera ready?" EW asked Spike, as he held a garden hose.

"Yeah." Spike said with a giggle as he held a video camera.

Twilight was reading a book until EW and Spike burst through the door and EW unleashed a stream of water on her.

"AH! AHHHHH! *Gurgle* E-AHHH! STOP IT!" Twilight yelled as she was sent into the ground blocking the water stream with her hooves. "WHAT THE HAY ARE YOU DOING!" She yelled through gurgles.

"What do you think I'm doing? I'm bonding with Spike." EW said as he and Spike laughed.

Twilight struggled to get up and get away heading outside the door of her room trying not to slip and fall. Until she got hit with the blast of H2O again and pushed her to the wall and she was sent rolling down the Stairs.

EW and Spike kept laughing as EW held the water hose. "Oh theirs nothing more precious than a child's laughter." EW said with a smile.

Twilight was getting groceries from her carriage until EW shoved her inside and closed it tight. Him and Spike got in and they rode off on the road.

EW and Spike were laughing their asses off as they rode on the road, and leaving Ponyville.

They drove close to a lake with a sign that said no swimming, and they got out and pushed they carriage into the water and it sank like a rock.

EW and Spike kept laughing as they watched what they did and laughed so hard that they were losing their footing. EW wiped a tear from his eye as they walked off to the side of the road and held their thumbs out hoping to catch a ride.

They were now at a dinner, having some lunch as they kept laughing from what they did.

The Human and Baby Dragon were now back at the Ponyville Library sitting on the couch, still laughing but they started to calm down from it

Then they did short outbursts of laughing until they took a breath with a smile on their faces.

"Boy I hope Twilight can get out." Spike said.

"I'm sure she'll be okay she's a friend after all." EW told Spike.

Two seconds after he said that the front doors burst open showing a pissed off white unicorn with a fire mane and tail.

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EW held a fan with razor blades glued to it as he was in the bathroom with a towel on. "With these razors glued to this house hold fan, I'll save time and money." He said wit ha smile as he turned it on and slowly brought it to his face.

It showed the outside of Twilight's house and EW screaming as blood spitted across the window. "Twilight! I've done it again!" He sang out

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!

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"Alright darling let me show you the line of outfits I have made." Rarity said as she showed EW the dresses prepared. "First I have the while and aquaberry dress for the Grad Galloping Gala, the next is a exotic piece for the Canterlot fashion show, and the wedding dress is just a wedding dress." She said as she turned back to EW, who now had bloodshot eyes and his hair was messed up.

"I AM SO F***KING READY!" He yelled out as he jumped super high crashing through the roof.

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"Is Mayonnaise an instrument?" Snails asked.

"No Snails Mayonnaise is not an instrument." Cheerilee said as she wrote music notes on the chalkboard. Snails raised his hoof up again. "Horse Radish is not an instrument ether." He lowered his hoof.

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Snails now had a job at Sugarcube Corner, and he stood by at the counter until the phone rang. And he used his magic to answer it.

"Is this Sugarcube Corner?" The caller asked.

"No, this is Snails." The orange unicorn said before hanging up, and the phone rang again and he answered it again.

"Is this Sugarcube Corner?" Another caller asked.

"No, this is Snails." He said before he hung up the phone again, and it rang and he got it for the third time.

"Is this Sugarcube Corner?" A third caller asked.

"NO! THIS IS SNAILS!" He yelled as he slammed the phone off, and folded his hoofs. "I am not a Sugarcube Corner."

"Uh, Snails, that's the name of the bakery." Pinkie Pie said to him

Snails now remembered the name and got aggravated. "Oh, Horseshoes!"

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"When I grow up, I wanna to go to the moon." Woona said.

"Why wait?" Trollestia asked as she bucked her little sister to the moon.

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"Don't worry Applejack I'll make sure Applebloom get in bed by Eight." EW said with a smile.

"I'm holding you to that." Applejack said, as she wore her Gala dress and took her apple cart with her as she left.

EW waved good bye and went to the couch and sat down before getting a Power Pony comic and started to read it. But then the phone began to ring and he picked it up and answer it. "Hello?"

"Did you check the children?" The unknown assailant asked.

"Umm... No?" EW answered.

"Well then you suck at babysitting." The caller then hung up.

EW slammed the phone down as he hung up. "I'm not a bad baby sitter." He said as the window behind him showed a makeshift rope lowering down and a repealing Applebloom coming down from it.

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Gummy the Alligator was standing on top of the Sugarcube Corner bakery and he had a note on his little hand.

Goodbye Cruel World

-Gummy the Aligator

He jumped off the roof and felt the wind against his scales and soft belly, but before he hit the ground a large fluffy pillow cushioned his fall and he looked to see Pinkie with her cheerful smile. "Careful Gummy you almost got hurt." She said before she hopped away.

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Princess Celestia was looking at her notes, until a dark figure from the distance was looking at her seeing her flank. As soon as she went for a scroll the figure leaped out and sprinted after her, and it was EW. As he ran at her and he leaped up with his hand up high and sending it crashing down on the very sun her flank held.

It showed the Castle along with the sound of a massive slap, and a screaming Princess Celestia. "SWEET LAUREN!"

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EW was laying on the ground with a bunch of fillies and colts hugging him. "SO MUCH CUTENESS!" He yelled. "WHY HASBRO!? WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY!?"

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"Hey Rainbow Dash I found an elastic band." EW said holding a rubber band of elastic.

"Yeah that's nice." The cyan Pegasus said as she laid on her soft cloud with her flank showing.

"And this is what I can do with it." He stretched the the band to it's length and aimed it right at her plot, and released it before it zipped right at her flank and hit it dead on creating a snapping sound.

SNAP!

"YEOOOOOOOOW!" Rainbow's eyes were shut tight as she held her flank, along with the small red mark from where the band hit her. "Your Dead!" She yelled as she flew after EW, who was now running for his life.

Twilight was reading a book, then from out her door. EW peeked from the side of it. And had another rubber band and aimed it at her purple flank.

SNAP!

"AHHHH!" Twilight jumped and was now on the ceiling.

Applejack was busy bucking apples, and taking them to her cart. EW showed his face from the leaves of on of the farmpony's apple trees before he aimed another rubber band at her orange flank.

SNAP!

"Sweet Nelly!" She yelled before she bucked the apple cat and the apples were sent skyward and right inside the apple barn and with an apple sauce covered Big Mac coming out.

"Oops." EW whispered as he slowly went back into the tree.

Rarity was busy cleaning her house, and washing the clothes she made after the CMC's fiasco. EW popped his face from out the opened window, and brought out yet another rubber band, and aimed it at the mare's snow white flank.

SNAP!

"Oh!" Rarity eye's were wide and she had a blush on her face. "Mmmmmm." She hummed with a smile.

EW blushed as well and slowly walked away, he guess he now knows why Rarity always get's punished by Celestia's special paddle.

Fluttershy was feeding her animals and making sure they were eating.

EW popped his head from out the trapdoor Fluttershy didn't know about and aimed another stetchy bad at her butter yellow flank

SNAP!

"Oh... my." She said with a pink blush, as she looked at her flank showing a little pink mark from where the rubber band hit her, and she noticed EW from the trap door. "Um... could you do that again?" She asked.

Pinkie Pie was making cupcakes and was enjoying the time she was doing. EW appeared from the bottom cabinets and aimed a band at the pink mare's pink flank.

SNAP!

"Whao!" Pinkie hopped from the floor and into the air, and stopped. "Hey why didn't my Pinkie sense go off?" She asked as she looked at herself. "EW are you here?"

"Uh... no?" EW said as he tried to hide.

"Yeah you are. Since my Pinkie sense doesn't recognize you as a threat." Pinkie said as she opened the cabinet. "Take me." She said with a sly smile as she dragged the human out.

"Oh boy."

SNAP!

"The Horror!" Lily yelled before she fainted with a red mark on her flank.

SNAP!

"OW! You hit me with a rubber Band!? Now I will put you in the sand!" Zecora said.

SNAP!

"What the!?" Spitfire asked before she crashed into a cloud.

SNAP!

"Yeow! Who dares harm the Great and Powerful Trixie!?"

SNAP!

"Oh! ... that hit one of my milk makers." Milky Way said.

SNAP!

"HEY!" Queen Chrysalis yelled.

SNAP! SNAP!

"OH-" Aloe started.

"MY!" Lotus finished.

SNAP!

"Muffins!" Derpy yelled.

SNAP!

"Great Wubs!" DJ Pon3 yelled.

SNAP!

"What the!?" Cheeralie asked. "Whoever did that is so getting detention."

SNAP!

"WHO DARES!?" Princess Luna yelled in the Royal Canterlot voice.

SNAP!

"Goodness." Princess Celestia said as she blushed. "Damn my sexually repressed life." She whispered.

The next several hours were of EW shooting rubber bands at mare's flanks, and he was loving the time he was doing it. But as he went inside his home, the lights turned on and it showed all the mares with rubber bands aimed right at him.

"Uh, oh." He said before the lights went out.

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"... Owie." He silently cried in pain.

Till Next Time.