23 reviews?! oh my gosh, I love you guys! :D Thanks so much! My 19th birthday was on the 16th, and I wanted to put this out then, but I didn't have it finished, and I couldn't work up the motivation to write the rest of it until now. Oh man. My computer is slightly sick, and I can't get it fixed for a while, so I was a little depressed about that. It's all okay though! :D

Blame this on YouTube cosplay videos and the song Love Fool, by The Cardigans. Am I going to list songs on every one of my author's notes? I sure hope not but whatever.

The parents are out of town quite a lot aren't they? And for the sake of your kids/future kids, never make a sex tape. Or at least hide it really well. Especially if your kid is a curious one like me. Please.

Warning, there's mention of a yuri pairing. The only one I like actually. :D

Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts. No siry! If I did Birth by Sleep would be out by now, damnit! :D

Runs in the Family

Proof in Video

Mr. and Mrs. Strife were visiting family out of state and none of the Strife brothers had wanted to go. The Strife brothers weren't the most liked by most of the family. They usually had a tendency to bring chaos with them to any family function. Some liked it, but most hated it.

There were some guests in the Strife house that day. Kairi, Sora and Riku's best friend, had come over, along with her girlfriend, Selphie. Demyx had dragged Luxord over, to the delight of Sora, Roxas, and Axel and the disappointment of Riku and Cloud. Leon had stopped over after his day at work, more than likely drawn by the prospect of Cloud and a Sora-cooked meal.

Everyone was out on the deck, Sora, Roxas, Axel, Luxord, Zexion, Kairi, and Riku playing Texas Hold'em Poker, with Demyx as the dealer. Leon was sitting a little bit away, "watching" the poker game, while Selphie chatted beside him, not noticing that Leon wasn't paying the slightest bit of attention. Cloud was out in the yard, mowing the lawn, since it had grown quite a bit from the last time that he had done it.

"Sora?" Kairi asked as she threw her cards back onto the table, folding.

Sora looked up at the redhead, only glancing at his cards for a second, then betting a slightly cautious bid. "Yeah, Kai?"

"Why do you have a camera?" She asked looking at the camcorder in Sora's hands as he fiddled with it.

Riku and Roxas groaned and Axel and Demyx snickered.

Sora stuck his tongue out at his brother and boyfriend, "No reason. Dad got us a camcorder, and I thought I'd put it into good use." Sora grinned at Kairi.

"We're not that interesting, Sora," Zexion stated as he made his own bet.

"Are you seeing the same family, Zexion?" Luxord asked over his cards.

Riku flipped his hair, smirking. "We're all plenty interesting."

Sora smirked himself as Riku raked his eyes over every visible part of his body.

"Vanity is a sin, Riku," Roxas muttered.

Axel patted Roxas hair. "So is wrath, Roxy."

Axel's words earned him a punch on his shoulder.

"When you're right, you're right, Axel," Demyx chirped from his seat.

Riku's smirk widened. "And when you're not, you're pretty fucking hilarious."

"You just wait pretty boy, I'll kick your ass in this hand." Axel pointed at Riku threateningly.

"I folded this hand already, dumbass." Riku told Axel with a sigh.

The twins snorted together. Axel just narrowed his eyes at Riku.

Kairi ignored them as she looked to Sora. "So what are you going to record?"

Sora shrugged as Roxas sighed, and Demyx chuckled a little bit. Sora pointed at Cloud, shirtless and sweating, to Leon, who was staring at him. "I'm just trying to prove something."

Luxord snorted. "Good luck with that, Sora."

Sora ignored the sarcasm. "Why thank you, Luxord." Luxord just shook his head.

The hand went to Sora, and Demyx cheerfully dealt the next.

"Why is everyone in the Strife family good at poker?" Luxord asked to himself, as he placed a bid.

Sora threw in some of the chips they were playing with and said, "Demyx is horrible at it." Demyx shrugged in agreement.

"So is Cloud," Roxas commented placing his own bet.

Kairi shrugged. "The twins have some sort of talent with all games. I've never won against them, and my luck is great."

"Yeah, she won homecoming queen in eighth grade and prom queen last year." Sora told the table proudly.

"That's my girl!" Selphie called from where she was sitting, making Leon beside her jump somewhat.

"I'm going for homecoming this year too," Kairi told them.

Axel looked at Kairi curiously, "I thought you weren't allowed to be prom royalty until you were a senior."

"You can run, but no one ever votes for the underclassmen." Kairi smiled.

"You paid attention to prom when you went to school?" Roxas asked Axel with doubt.

Axel ruffled Roxas's hair. "Yes, Roxy. I was forced onto prom committee for setting fire to the science lab." Roxas fixed his hair back.

"Don't act like you didn't like it Axel, you know we had a blast." Demyx leaned back in his seat.

Axel waved him off.

Sora pressed record and recorded the table. Each person waved, made a face, or ignored the camera. Selphie blew a kiss when she noticed it, but Leon didn't notice at all. Sora grinned as he recorded Cloud mowing, and then Leon staring avidly at him.

"Can't you just hear the dirty thoughts?" Sora told the camera, but making sure he was quiet enough for Leon not to hear him.

"I really hope you're not going to use that camera for sex tapes," Zexion said with a frown.

Axel grinned devilishly, while a racking shudder came over Sora and Roxas.

"Oh hell no! That ship was destroyed when I was eight." Sora shook his head rapidly.

Roxas shook his head. "Don't even talk about it, Sora."

"Sora and Roxas found a sex tape of Mom and Dad when they were eight," Demyx told the group happily.

Roxas and Sora shuddered again. Luxord snorted.

Axel frowned. "That's a little bit horrifying."

"Yeah, can we get off this subject?" Roxas said with a scowl.

Sora turned to camcorder to himself and spoke seriously into the lens. "Cloud, don't ever make a sex tape. Please."

There was a snort, but when everyone turned to Zexion his face was straight.

"Stuff it, Zex," Roxas growled.

Axel grinned devilishly at his boyfriend, "Now, Rox, don't get mad at Zexion. The poor guy never laughs at anything."

Axel went ignored as Roxas won the hand.

Sora zoomed in on Leon's face and spoke quietly to the camcorder once again. "Cloud, you better get him while he's still there. He's practically drooling. C'mon, you can't deny that this guy is totally having fantasies at this very moment."

"Sora, they're completely clueless to each other, I don't know why you're even trying," Axel said with a raised eyebrow.

Sora frowned at the red head, and spoke, forgetting the camcorder was still on. "Cloud's a great guy, and so is Leon. They're hopeless and obsessed with each other, but neither can see how much the other really cares for them. Cloud deserves to be happy for once, and not worry about what the rest of us think. We'll always see him as our big brother, but Cloud can't get that through his head."

"That's so sweet I think I just got a cavity," Axel stated.

Sora glared at the red head.

"I wish Reno was like that!" Kairi whined with glassy eyes.

Riku took Sora's hand and smiled at the brunette, his eyes smoldering, "I thought it was great, Sora."

-

After dinner everyone had left, leaving Demyx, Sora, and Roxas alone for the night. Demyx and Roxas were watching a movie in the family room and Sora was checking out the tape he had made that day.

Sora narrowed his eyes and yelled. "Cloud!"

There was no tape in the camcorder.

-

Cloud sat in his apartment, watching the video that he had snuck from Sora when his brother wasn't looking. Who knew what Sora was planning to do with it? Better to have it out of Sora's hands.

The video was trained on Leon's entranced face as Sora seemed to have forgotten the camcorder was still recording.

"I thought it was great, Sora." Riku's voice was heard.

"Runs in the family." Axel's voice was muffled slightly; by what, Cloud really didn't want to know.

"Just like being gay!" Demyx's voice chirped followed by a snort from Luxord.

Cloud groaned.

Welp, (in the words of King Mickey) I hope you liked it! :D

andhearts!