Butler walked into the TARDIS. He immediately felt as though someone had kicked the wind out of him. He ran outside of the ship and walked slowly around it, examining it carefully. Then he took a deep breath, and entered again. The second trip inside confirmed that he had not gone mad. The room inside the blue police box was at least two dozen times bigger than the outside.

"It's..." Butler began.

"Bigger on the inside" the Doctor finished impatiently. "You'd think I'd meet one human who didn't have to say that the moment they entered.

"Interesting" Artemis commented. "Transdimensional engineering? The inside exists in a different dimension than the outside?" The Doctor looked impressed.

"You are a smart human."

"I try. Now, if we are done babbling about alien technology, we do have a universe to save."

"Good point" said the Doctor. "Fifty miles down," he flipped a few switches. "Lock time zone," he twisted a knob, "let's go!" he smacked a large button. The TARDIS rumbled to life, careening down a wormhole in space and time.

"For all this advance technology," Artemis called over the noise, "you'd have a smoother way to travel."

"What's the fun in that?" the Doctor yelled back.

In Section 8 headquarters, Foaly had just called Captain Short in when a blue box appeared five feet behind him. Needless to say, he was a little surprised. The Doctor, Artemis, Martha, and Butler all came out to greet him.

"I go through all the trouble of making the tightest security under the world" Foaly said, "and you go and teleport right past it."

"Where is Holly?" Artemis asked, ignoring the centaur's comment.

"On her way, I just sent her the message."

"Very well" Artemis said. "We may need some equipment from your organization."

"Can't do much for you right now" Foaly said. "This isn't an official mission, so I can't arm you to the teeth."

"Surely you can spare a little" Artemis said.
"Well," Foaly said. "I have a few prototypes here that would love a field test. Most people here don't know about them, so giving them away is no problem." He rummaged through his desk, pulling out a few items.

"Butler should be familiar with this," he said, pulling out what looked like an ordinary watch. "It's the shield we gave him before the goblin revolution."

"It wasn't a whole lot of good then, if memory serves" Butler said.

"That was the old model" Foaly said, waving Butler's comment away. "This one can cover a whole recon squad, and it can stop noise. Now these," he pulled out a small jar of what looked like robotic beetles, "are organic spies. Their equipped with camera, microphone, and can hack into any security system they come in contact with. This is the controller" he conjured what looked like a regular playstation controller. Artemis decided not to say anything about Foaly's characteristic lack of professionalism.

"And finally, some recently repaired cam-foil" he finished. "Now, for translators..."

"Don't worry about it" the Doctor said, "the TARDIS has it covered."

The door on the other side of the room opened and Captain Holly Short walked in. She stared for a moment at the police box, but then turned to face the group.

"This is your spaceship?" she asked, glaring at the Doctor.

"Yep" he said cheerfully, patting his ship fondly, "the good ol' TARDIS. That's Time-And-Relative-Dimension-In-Space, by the way. Get's you anywhere, and anywhen, you need to go."

"What are you exactly" asked Martha before she could stop herself.

"I'm an elf, and my name is Holly" she answered indignantly.

"Well, now that we've introduced ourselves, I think we'd best be off" the Doctor said.

"You might want these" Foaly said, handing him a sheet of paper he had just printed off. "I traced the Section 8 technology in the machine to roughly this point, although at this distance, it's hard to get anything exact. I estimate it's within twenty miles of those coordinates."

"Thanks a bunch" the Doctor said. "Come on everyone." They reentered the TARDIS. As the door shut Foaly heard Holly begin to say, "It's bigger on..." before everyone else saying "the inside" drowned her out.