Part 3
Dramatic Scenes involving Katt
Lucarioblaze walks into the room and applause can be heard.
Lucarioblaze- Hey guys!
Lucario- Just hold on, we're waiting on one person.
All- What?
A certain feline walks into the room and everyone starts cheering.
Falco and Leon- Katt!
Katt- That's right, boys, I'm here and better than ever!
Leon almost starts to drool, but stops.
Lucario- All right, onto questions.
Slippy- Wait! I have a question for you.
Lucario- Yes, Slippy?
Slippy- Can you bring a TV here? I'm missing my favorite show, and it's really important.
Lucario- Sure, Slippy. TV, please!
The same raccoon from the prologue rushes in with a flat screen.
Slippy- Wow! That is so cool!
Slippy instantly turns the TV on with the remote and changes the channel.
Lucario- What'cha watching there, Slippy?
Slippy- I'm watching Katinan Workshop with Cheetah Wynde!
Slippy leans over to Katt.
Slippy (whisper) - Today he's making a birdbath.
Katt twitches her nose.
Lucario- Okay, let's get started!
Lucario- To Katt,
If you had one wish, what would it be?
Katt- Hmm, let's see...
Falco and Leon's thought- ~Pick me, pick me...~
Katt- I think it would be...
To have every single clothing style! Including Aviancrombie and Finch, and Airpostale, and-!
Falco and Leon start pouring with tears.
Falco and Leon- She didn't choose me!
Falco and Leon glare at each other.
They start to attack each other.
Katt- Quit it, you two!
Falco and Leon automatically stop to Katt's orders.
Katt- How about this- I'll kiss the one that I love.
Falco and Leon nod vigorously.
Katt- Close your eyes...!
Falco and Leon obey.
Katt kisses neither.
Katt- Open your eyes!
Falco and Leon point at each other.
Falco and Leon- She kissed you!
Falco and Leon have a bewildered look.
Falco and Leon- What?!
Katt and Krystal smirk at the avian and chameleons' stupidity.
Fox- He wants her.
Panther- Badly.
Wolf- I never knew Leon had a soft side for Katt...!
Slippy- I thought he was gay!
Everyone mutters their agreement.
Lucario- Interesting to see how everyone reacts with each other, huh...!
Lucario- Oh well, let's move on.
Lucario- To Leon,
Everyone considers you to be gay. Is that true?
Leon- !
Leon- No, that's fake! And, who is everyone? Hmm?
Leon gets out two knives and twirls them, one on each index finger.
Starfox and Starwolf gulp.
Lucario- Hey! Where did he get those?! Security doesn't check people anymore?!
All- Anthros!
Lucario- Yeah, what they said...
Leon stops twirling the knives and aims them at Falco and Wolf.
Leon- You two will die! Wolf, for not letting me reach my goals, and Falco, for stealing the heart of Katt!
Fox- Dad!
Wolf- Do not worry, son. For if I die, I won't die without a fight!
Falco- Me too! Fox, if I die, you get you have my Ipod!
*odd silence*
Fox- Uh...sure...
Wolf- Attack!
Falco- This won't be the last of me!
Wolf and Falco charge into battle and Leon protects himself with his knives.
Leon- I will tear your heart as you did to mine, Falco!
Falco- You wouldn't try!
Wolf- No problem!
Wolf grabs a light laser (that you point with during meetings) and aims it at Leon.
Leon- No, not the laser!
Wolf nods and turns the light on, pointing to the floor.
Leon follows it, and Wolf leads Leon out the door.
Lucario slams the door and Leon is helplessly locked outside.
Lucario- Um...awkward?
Wolf- Sometimes I wonder how he ever joined my team.
Panther- I think you hired him.
Wolf- I think I know that.
Lucario- Continuing...
Lucario- To Wolf,
Would you consider quitting Starwolf or merging Starwolf into Starfox?
Wolf- No, I'd actually like my pup to lead his own team without his father helping him along.
Wolf- He knows how to take care of himself, doesn't he?
Fox- Yeah!
Wolf beams down at Fox, and Fox smiles up at Wolf.
Lucario- Okay, it looks like that's all we have time for!
Lucario- See ya!
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I had fun spoofing Abercrombie, Fitch, and Aeropostale...hehe...
Well, I hope you enjoyed that!