This is Go City. It's an all right place, but we have more than our fair share of weirdoes - like one big sci-fi convention.
Most of them are harmless, but there are others who are not. That's where I come in. I'm Kim Possible - private eye with my partner Ron Stoppable.
It was a long and boring night. Boring like hearing your dad talking about science. Lately things have been slow. Then she walked in. Hair black like a witch's cat, skin green like a mint, like a heavy weight boxer this girl was a knockout in that silky black dress.
"What can I do you for, missy?" I say in my normal gruff tone.
"Well, I'm here because you're the best." The lady speaks the truth. "I have a problem that's a bit unusual."
"Unusual, that's to be expected coming from a vampire." I quipped.
"How could you tell?" She asked, flashing her fangs. "I am good at covering it up."
"I'm the best, right?" I answer.
"OK then, here is the deal" She said…
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Kim woke up to see that she was sleeping on Shego's lap. The older woman was still asleep. "Shego, were you like this all night?"
The green woman started waking up. "Hey Princess, did you sleep well?"
"Yes. Did you really stay like that all night?" The redhead replied.
"You were way too cute to wake up. Just like sleeping beauty."
"You're perky this morning. Is there more than one of you up there?" The sleepy younger woman said as she started to sit up.
"I feel at peace, I think." The green woman answered "You really helped last night, can I make you breakfast?"
"You cook? I think that's a bigger surprise than that melt down last night." Kim said "What've you got in mind?"
"Do I cook? Well I will just make you something so you can judge for yourself. How about I make you nice omelet?" The green woman answered.
"Oh, that sounds great. I'll just have ham and cheese if that's all right."
"Ok, that sounds easy. I'll whip it up for you no problem." The green woman said happily
Quick as a flash, Shego was working on two omelets at once. Cooking them like a master, she looked like she was doing this for years, she was even better than Ron.
"Wow I thought you were just having melt down. You really are a great cook." The redhead said amazed.
"Pumpkin, there are two places were I feel confidence, the kitchen and in a fight. I might be able to put on a front but any other time I'm a nevus wreck."
"Even when you're stealing?" Kim asked
"I'm good at being a thief, but you will not believe the stress I go through. If anyone but you ever stopped me I would probably go to an insane asylum. I also get frightful when I'm nervous."
"Really that's hard to behave."
"Umm, Princess? Mind changing the subject?" The green woman said.
"Oh sorry. So where did you learn to cook?" The younger woman asked.
"From my mom. She gave me lessons since I was a kid. I always loved it. Not even the accident couldn't stop her from teaching me." Shego said with pride. "What do you want to drink?"
"Grape juice if you have it." The younger woman answered.
"Coming right up." The green woman said as she put the food on plates and proceeded to get the grape juice and cups.
A few minutes later the two were enjoying a nice meal together.
"This is spanking. What kind did you make for you're self?"
"I made it up for all I know" Shego answered "Green and sweet peppers, onions, spinach, and mozzarella cheese."
"Wow, that's quite a combo." The redhead said as she snatched a bite. "It's really tasty, but a little strange."
"Hey, eat your own." Shego said playfully. "So, any plans for the day?"
"Well I need to find an apartment. I was going to share a two bedroom one with Ron. His girlfriends kicked me out and moved in. Later, if my girlfriend is free I was thinking we could go out for dinner."
"Your girlfriend, she's a lucky lady." Shego said "What is she like? Where do you want to go?"
"She's.…you." Was all the redhead could say.
"Oh right, I was pretty freaked out last night." The embarrassed woman said "You know, I have an extra room. If you want, you're more then welcome to stay."
"Wow, really? That would be great. I could get my stuff no problem." Kim said happily. "Damn, I left my car at the apartment building."
"That's no problem. I could drive you." Shego offered.
"No that's all right, I will take the bus and drive back."
"Ok then, need an extra pair of hands at least?"
"Please and thank you. That would be great." the redhead said.
Around noon the two ladies were taking the city bus. They had already picked up a spare key for Kim.
"So why is Ran dating two girls?" the black haired woman asked.
"Ron met Yori when he was studying martial arts in Japan. I don't know all the details." Kim said "As for Monique, they began dating in seinor year. When Yori suddenly moved here, Ron could not make up his mind. So that's the short version, anyway."
"Interesting" the green woman said "Why is he with them in the first place? They seem kinda nuts."
"Look who's calling the kettle black." The hero answered. "Anyway, they're all right when there is not another girl around."
"Is that so?" the green woman said. "Is that why you were kicked out?"
"Probably, they tend to go overboard." The redhead answered "They're good girls normally."
"You're dating now? And moving in together?" the shocked blond asked.
"Yes that's right." The hero answered. Shego invited me to stay with her it was so nice of her."
"Well this way I can't run." The green woman said. "I don't want to run anymore."
"Relax honey. We can do this together." The redhead answered.
"OK KP, if you trust her then so do I. Your stuff is right where you left it."
"All right, be right back." the redhead said.
The two girls gathered up Kim's stuff and were on the way to the parking garage.
"You keep everything in space bags?" The green woman asked
"No, I just got these and figured I could use the extra room." The Hero answered "Mine is the blue Ford Fusion."
"Not a bad car." Said the green woman "Your parents get it?"
"I played for some of it, but yes." She answered opining the trunk "It's not much but good enough for me. How about Arby's on the way back? My treat."
"Are you kidding? Princess, I love Arby's." The green woman said "You've got yourself a date."
"That's great Shego." The redhead said, happy.
"This French Dip is spanking" Kim said munching on her sandwich "Thanks for suggesting it."
"No problem." The black haired woman answered. "I think it's the best thing on the menu."
The two were enjoying their lunch, making small talk, normal date stuff.
"You wanted to be a spy when you were a kid?" Kim asked surprised.
"Yeah, I always thought those guys in the movies were so cool." Shego answered " OK what's the strangest thing you wanted to be?"
"Ironically enough - a Princess, I think we all do at some point." She answered blushing.
Hearing this Shego burst out lathing. "Is that so, Princess Kim?"
"Look who's talking, Go She-go." The redhead quipped.
"OK, you win." Shego answered.
"Thanks for the date it was fun." Shego said as they were coming back to her house. "We have to do this again."
"Agreed, why didn't I ask you out in the first place?" Kim said "We could have gone to the school dance together."
"I don't know about that." The green woman answered as she moved in for a kiss "but we are together now." She kissed he younger woman on the cheek.
"You are so sweet." The hero said "It was nice."
"See you tomorrow or something." The green woman said starting to go inside.
"Umm, Shego? I live here." Kim said.
"OK, goodnight." Shego sad walking down the street. Before the redhead could stop her she was halfway gone.
Kim could only giggle to herself; she went inside and started counting to herself.
"If I reach 20, I will go look for her." At 10 she heard a knock at the door. She opened the door.
"I live here, too." The green woman said.
"Welcome back sweetie." The younger woman said.