I still don't own bleach or the characters in it

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Squad 3 was quiet on this particalar friday. There have been rumors that this websites has been causing damage. First some of the ryoka, then people say some of the espada suffered, and now the squad 6 captain and LT.. It was pretty scary, but of course someone had to use this to there advantages. Those someones are a couple of the non-seats in squad 3.


"Hey Nikko!!" One of those non-seats I told you about earlier shouted. This so called Nikko looked over to his best buddy. Nikko had long black hair, black eyes, and he wore black eye shadow. "Yeah Donny!" Nikko shouted back. Donny had dark grey hair, blue eyes, and he had a green tongue (Yes that is abnormal but i like it). Donny sprinted to his friend. "have you heard about this so called Fanfiction 'virus'?" Nikko nodded. That was what everyone was talking about. "Yeah heard they are nasty" Nikko stated simply. Donny then smiled very sinersterley and motioned his friend to follow. And so a plan was hatched.


KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! Kira Izuru jumped and ran to the door. "Oh! hello Nikko and...um... Danny" he greeted sheepishly. "Its Donny" Donny corrected. "OHH! Forgive me! Forgive me!" Kira screeched. The two other man secretely snickered. This would be to easy the two thought. "OH It is fine LT. Izuru" Donny reassured. Then they set their plan into action. Nikko then said "Well we just came down to say you got orders from Captain Comander Yamamoto." Kira jumped a bit at the mention of his name. Then Donny explained further "Yes he said to check something called...fanfiction." Kira squeked at the mention of the website's name. Kira noddded not needing further explaination. He waved the two officers a good by. Once they were got the emo blondy walked carefully to his computer. He had to do this, to prove to everyone he was ment to be LT. He took a large breath and walked over to the computer. He typed the website's name. "you can do this Kira" He told himself. He was on the verge of crying but he hung on there. He went to his name and so he was there. "So this is...Fanfiction (shudder)." "Okay you can do this. Prove to everyone you can handle it!" He said to himself once again. He then clicked on the first story he saw. It wasn't as bad as he thought. It was about him and his adventures with all his friends. Although he wouldn't do most of those things he auctially enjoyed the story. Then just like everyone else a love interest popped up. "Ichi...Ichi...Maru....Cap...captain....Ichimaru!" He gasped. In this story his captain came back to him, claiming he had to be with him , that they had to be with eachother. He was crying. Yes Kira was crying hoping something would happen like that in real life. He then got to this one part, shouted something no one but him would understand, threw the computer to the wall, and started to sobb uncontolebly. He wanted his captain to make love to him in real life. He started to sob even louder. Nikko and Donny busted the door open to get a picture, but were shocked to see that Izuru was gone. He jumped out the window shouting his Ex captains name and cursing himself for not having a love life. Oh yes this is the amazing LT. of squad 3.

Alright I admit not my best work but I need reveiws to help out and give me ideas.

PLEASE REVIEW-oh and who should be next!