私は私がちょうど書いたか見当がつかないが、書くとき、私はToonamiのを考えていたし、これが起こった。まあ心の性交は、頼まれたし、ここにある。ENJOY！
Today was the day, Samiee was must kill his lover Flippy. He has slaughtered the whole population of Happy Tree Town after permanently becoming Flipqy and gaining immortal vampire powers. Flipqy has sworn to Samiee that he would kill him tonight at the Forest of Life, they were both currently preparing for the epic clash.
Samiee was an orange fox with white limbs and belly, he wore small British style glasses with a black scarf and was currently has a big ass sword strapped to his back. He was slowly walking to the battlefield as the pale moonlight shined down on him, he was now currently standing in the middle of the forest with a determined expression on his face.
"You're just in time my dear Samiee," A voice in the distance said as a figure dropped from trees and landed in front of the orange and white fox. The figure was a green bear wearing a large red trench coat that blew in the wind and a red fedora that shield half his face with shadow, he also wore orange sunglasses with two pistols in both hands. "You should've run like I told you, now I'll be forced to kill you painfully."
"I'm sorry Flipqy, but the only Tree Friend dying here tonight is you," Samiee said as he pulled out his humongous sword from his back, Flipqy just looked him with a big smirk on his face.
"Before we fight, I must ask how you plan to kill an immortal," The demonic vampire asked while he aimed his twin pistols at his lover.
"You let me worry about that," Samiee said before yelling out a battle cry and ran towards Flipqy. The bear began shooting at the fox as Samiee dodged the bullets with easy, he was soon in close range with Flipqy and chopped off his head with a mighty swing from his sword. The head was sent flying up in the air as Samiee quickly jumped at an impossible height and sliced the severed head in two. Samiee landed in the ground safely and turned to see the split heads fall to the ground along with the body, but the orange fox knew he was far from finished. He soon heard laughter as the body and both halves of the head disappeared along with Flipqy's blood, Samiee stood his ground as he closed his eyes and listen carefully. He stood in the same spot for a two minutes before he heard the opening he needed.
"...The trees behind you..."
Quicker than the speed of light, he quickly spinned his sword like a helicopter while turning around, bullets begin to fly as Samiee's sword blocked every single bullet. As soon as the bullets stopped, Samiee stopped spinning his sword and saw Flipqy smiling at him.
"I completely forgotten that you have the ability to talk with nature," Flipqy said with a very wide grin, he then started to back away from Samiee until he was twelve feet away from him. "It seems to give you an advantage in this fight...Looks like I'll have to take that away." Before Samiee had a chance to react, Flipqy released a loud piercing scream and was soon covered in a ball of dark aura. The aura completely spreaded around the forest and exploded, everything was turned to a deserted wasteland as all life was nearly destroyed. Samiee managed to survive the blast after managing to bring down his sword to the ground and using as a shelter at the last second, he had some scratches from the blast but seemed fine not less. He looked around in complete horror as everything around him was gone. The abandoned town. The trees. The plants. All gone.
"You bastard!" Samiee yelled in complete rage as he turned to see Flipqy laughing at the destruction. The angered fox quickly pulled out the giant sword with one hand as Flipqy put his twins pistols together causing it to glow and transform to a giant double edge sword. Samiee was the first to strike at the demon vampire bear, but Flipqy easily blocked as he pushed Samiee to the ground with his foot. Samiee got up and began to attack Flipqy both quickly and furiously, but the bear blocked every blow. Flipqy soon counter one of Samiee's attacks as he slashed his sword on the fox's back, Samiee screamed in pain as blood squirted out of his back.
"What's the matter Samiee? You were doing so much better before I destroyed the forest!" Flipqy laughed as he prepared to end the battle, he unnoticedly let his guard down to give Samiee enough time to reach for his sword and dodge Flipqy's attack. Samiee then struck Flipqy at the stomach, gaining a critical hit as the half the sword pierce through the stomach. The demon vampire bear cough blood as Samiee begin to spin fast and let Flipqy's body fly out the sword, the bear flew almost two miles while Samiee collapsed in one knee and breathed heavily. The battle is becoming more and more fierce for every strike they give, the forest was now a wasteland and the once populated town was all gone. Samiee soon begin to get up before falling on his knee again, the slash to the back must have been deeper than he thought as he could barely straighten his body. However, Samiee fought the pain as he stood up slowly until he standing perfectly straight. He seemed to recovered just in time as Flipqy returned with his wound healed.
"That actually hurts you know," Flipqy said with a smile as he pulled out his double sword once again. Samiee answered with a glare to the bear as too pulled out his sword. Before they can continue the fight however, a figure flew down and landed on the ground with so much force to the point it caused a crater. Flipqy and Samiee looked at the crater and was shocked to see what came out of it. It was a weird looking blue creature with robotic parts on its arm and half its face; it wore a green gi with an ancient Japan looking helmet and two katanas in each of its 'hands'. That's right; it was robotic alien ninja samurai. The two had no time to prepare as the robotic alien ninja samurai cut Flipqy vertically in half, the creature then turned its attention on Samiee as it flew to him with great speed. Samie managed to grab his sword on time to block the blow, but the strike caused Samiee to fall on his injured back as the robotic alien ninja samurai struggled to have his swords impale the orange fox. Samiee believed he was going to die as his strength being to fade away, but Flipqy was once again resurrected and punched the creature in the face.
"The only person killing Samiee is me!" Flipqy yelled as his sword transformed to his pistols, he began to shot robotic alien ninja samurai repeatedly as the beast took the shots without moving a single centimeter. Flipqy soon ran out of bullets, causing to the creature to finally react as it rushed towards the demonic vampire bear, but Samiee came in and and dropped kick the creature in face. The robotic alien ninja samurai took a couple of steps back before giving a battle stance at the two.
"Flipqy, we won't be able to defeat this thing one on one," Samiee said as he pant heavily, his back is starting to swell up from the cut and he lost about a gallon of blood alreay.
"Are you telling me we should work together?" Flipqy growled as he put his empty pistols together to get the double edge sword again.
"I don't like it too, but do you have a better idea?" Samiee said as the creature dashed towards them.
"FUCK YOU I'M IMMORTAL!" Flipqy yelled as he towards the robotic alien ninja samurai and clashed with it in a sword duel. Samiee joined in with Flipqy as they both worked together without noticing, but the robotic alien ninja samurai manage to stab Samiee in the arm and used his laser vision to obliterate Flipqy. Samiee grabbed his arm in pain as he fell down, he look up to see the creature with it's katanna's ready to pierce through his skull. Samiee slowly waitied for death before another figure flew down and kicked the creature in face. Samiee slowly got up and was shocked to see who saved his life, it was a knight who looked entirely robotic as it wore a cape and a weird hat. The man who saved Samiee was a robot pirate knight. The robotic alien ninja samurai and robot pirate knight flew up into the air as they clashed epicly causing the sky to be filled with violence. The orange fox slowly got up as he tightly held his left arm, he near thought the battle who be this destructive as everything around him was dead.
"Samiee!" A resurrected Flipqy yelled as he spotted the injuried fox. Samiee looked at Flipqy with rage and hit him across the jaw with his right hand.
"This is all your fault! If you never gotten the powers or got rid of Flippy none of this would've have happened!" Samiee yelled as Flipqy slowly got up with a blank expression on his face. Before Samiee could shout at him again, Fliqpy grabbed his face and smashed both of their lips together. Samiee was so surprise that he kissed back, he then hug Flipqy as they started to tongue wrestle with each other. Flipqy then stop the kiss and look deep into Samiee's eyes.
"I know a way to defeat the creature, but it's going to cost both of our lives. Do you want to take the risk?" Flipqy asked as Samiee nodded. The demonic vampire bear pierce himself with his own hand and pulled a strange rainbow glowing ball from body, he tore the ball into two and gave one half to Samiee as he kept the other half. "This is the energy that keeps me immortal, once we use it on the creature, its body will not have time to adapt to the energy causing the body to destroy itself. But we must use all of our energy to force the power into the creature. You think you could handle it?"
"Of course I can, now let's kill this son of a bitch!" Samiee yelled as the robot pirate knight fell to the ground killed and defeated; the robotic alien ninja samurai flew back down with multiple injuries but with enough strength left to kill two more people. However, the creature had no time to prepare as it saw the green bear and orange fox fly towards it, the two pierce through the creature easily with the rainbow attack, but they soon begin to yell as the rainbow attack got brighter and brighter inside the creature. Everything exploded due to a quadruple rainboom.
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"And that's what having sex with Flippy feels like," Samiee said to his group of friends. They all stood around him in a campfire, speechless and shocked as Samiee smiled with a small blush on his face. Cuddles was the first to get up and started clapping, Toothy later joined along with Lumpy, everyone started to cheer for Samiee for his epic imagery.
さて、皆さんは、これは私の "特別な"物語の1つであると言うことができます。
あなたは私の言い訳今なら、I must turn off Google Translation...it sucks.