A/N: This is not intended to be offensive in any way, shape or form. All I'm doing is taking the common traits and style of the author and exaggerating it to the extreme. This is SUPPOSED to be funny. If you find this offensive, please contact me.

Hey there everyone, my name is Peeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww, I mean, Marki-, I'm sorry. Top of the morning to you laddies, my name is...no that's wrong too...I think I may need to see the doctor, I can't remember my own name. All I can do is rattle off Youtubers...MAYBE I AM ONE OF THEM?! Anyways dudes, let's get on with the story!

WHAT I HAVE TO SAY TODAY: Well I don't really have anything to say today...like for real. Let's just start the chapter. ...why isn't it starting? Do I have to say something? Story, I have nothing really to say...just start already. START! Do I have to kick the story again to get it started...there we go.

So Sonic was just taking a leisurely walk through the forest. He was just enjoying the view, something he didn't get to do too often since he was fighting all the time.

ICantRememberMyName: Very rare Sonic gets to do this.

The hedgehog looked around, thinking he heard a voice within the forest. He could've sworn he heard someone talking in the distance. Sonic had to stay on his toes since Eggman could show up at any moment.

StillCantRemember: I wonder who could it be...

Sonic turned around again, hearing the same distant voice again. Suddenly, he heard something land next to him.

"Oh hey Rainbow! That must've been you talking." Sonic said to the pegasus.

WhatWasIt: Oh, it was just Rainbow Dash.

Rainbow raised an eyebrow at the hedgehog and then looked to the sky. She had heard something too!

"I don't think that was-"

ILostMyIdentity: If it wasn't her, then who was it?

Rainbow was interrupted by the strange unknown voice. She flew up above the trees and looked closely at the sky. She discovered that the sun had a mouth on it!

IGiveUp: Wait, what? I don't remember adding that.

Rainbow Dash saw the mouth move and the sun talk and quickly flew down back where Sonic was.

"Dude, I just saw the sun talk. It said something about not adding something." Rainbow said frantically.

SomeRandomName: Wait...can they hear me? Am I the mouth on the sun?

"You're right RD! It just asked if we can hear it! Yes, we can hear you, so could you please stop interrupting our dialogue!" Sonic shouted to the sky.

WhateverYouFeelLikeCallingMe: Yeah sure! Carry on!

"Thanks!" Sonic shouted again, before turning his attention back to Rainbow Dash. "So, whatcha up to?"

"Just flying around, being bored." Rainbow answered while hovering off the ground to stay with Sonic during his walk.

InsertNameHere: You know, if she is so bored, why isn't she doing her job as a weather pony?

"I'm off duty today, Mr. Sun. Anyways, yeah, I got nothing going on today. How about you?"

"Well unless Eggface shows his egg face-" Sonic was saying until he got interrupted.

HiMyNameIs: Get it?

"Yes, that was the point, thank you Mr. Sun. Like I was saying, I got nothing unless he shows up."

"How about a race, for old time's sake?" She suggested.

SeriouslyWhatIsIt: Ooooooh, a race! Sounds fun! You can find out who I think would win by going to my Youtube channel...which I can't remember.

"Seriously, stop interrupting our conversation!"

"Rainbow, let's just race back to my place, and we can avoid the sun and watch Netflix together." Sonic suggested.

UHHHHHHH: Ooooo Netflix, can I join?!

"STOP INTERRUPTING!" they both yelled.

CantThinkOfIt: Fine! You wanna be like that, chapter over!

Well guys, that's about it. I'll have to make sure they can't hear me next time. This has been Yami...no...this has been...Vanoss? Not that either...okay, I gotta go find out what my name is, but make sure you R.F.F.F.B.H.K.Z! Review, favorite, follow, fly, banana, hockey, kangaroo, or zipper! PEACE!

Hey everyone, Gold the Fox here! This is the first of many author parody chapters I will make every once in a while. My computer is down, and it contains all of my work on Six, so it will be a couple days til I can continue writing that. So I decided to write this via my Kindle Fire!

For each of these parody stories, I am also gonna talk about the author behind the parody in a normal way. If you couldn't tell, this chapter was on my friend, TheAwesomeCoolJay. He is a fantastic writer and has some of the best Canon stories out there. I also believe he has some of the best Equestrians Girls/Mobian Human stories I have ever seen. He is an inspiration to all of us and deserves to be amongst the greats like Dawen123 and Radicool223.

Thank you all for reading and reviewing, leave a review if you would like, and as always, EONNNNN OUT!

WHO WILL BE THE NEXT VICTIM? GIVE ME SUGGESTIONS. (And not yourself please.)