Disclaimer: Only in my dreams.
Characters: Kagome, Sango, Multiple
Words: 408
Warnings: Foul language
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"Alright, this is just getting ridiculous."
Kagome stared at the man before her.
"Oro?"
"Oh fuck, not another one."
Sango poked her head out of the hut to see Kagome standing in front of yet another man, this time with red hair, a cross on his cheek, and a sword by his side.
"Again Kagome? Where do these guys keep coming from?"
Kagome spun around. "I don't know! Ever since I said I needed a man to help me find myself, these guys just keep popping out of nowhere! First Sesshoumaru and then Youko, and then every hot guy in the freaking universe decides it's a good idea to show up for a party!"
Sango sighed. "Well you better bring him in here, it looks like it could rain."
"Come on, follow me." She grabbed the bewildered red head's arm and literally dragged him towards the hut. She pushed open the flat and walked in to see around twenty something faces look up at her eagerly.
Well, as eager as some faces could get.
"Kagome! You're back!"
"Yeah yeah, I'm back. Settle down." Kagome rolled her eyes.
"Sasuke! Stop trying to kill your brother!"
"Sorry."
"Youko! I told you not to grow any demonic and carnivorous plants in here!"
"Sorry sweetheart!"
"Light! What did I tell you about stealing L's cake!"
"I'm sorry."
Kagome clapped her hands twice to get the hut's attention. "Alright everyone, this is one of your new members. Meet…uh, I'm sorry what was your name?" She turned towards the samurai behind her.
"My name is Kenshin. I'm here to help you find yourse-"
"Of course you are. Alright everyone! This is Kenshin. He'll be living with us from now on!"
"Hello Kenshin." The entire hut chorused together.
"Okay! Well I think that's enough excitement for today. We all better get some sleep and let's figure out how to send you guys back to your own universes tomorrow. Let's just hope no more of you people show up."
"Okay Kagome!" The hut chorused again. "Good night!"
Kagome shook her head and gladly opened the hut flap to let the men file out.
Finally the last guy left and Kagome rubbed the bridge of her nose in irritation.
Damn deus ex machinas.
Kagome flopped down on a futon that was rolled out in the middle of the floor.
Well, at least now I can get some sleep.
"Oh my god, Kagome! It's raining men outside!
Shit.