Chapter 4: My Boredom:
Author's Note: (I know it got kind of wierd, but I have a really wierd sense of humor. Sadly, since Q's attention span is so short, this will be the last chapter of the story. I don't own Q or Picard or anyone else or Star Trek.)
I got bored of Picard. In fact, I grew completely bored of this fanfiction all together, but I decided to have one last stretch of fun.
I tried an experiment. What if I gave everyone in the Enterprise something they wanted or needed but just couldn't quite really have? So I decided to make chocolate appear next to Counselor Troi and laughed as she pouted after not being able to touch it.
I gave Wesley a new state of the art technology and watched as he obsessed over not being able to turn it on.
I gave Picard hair, but gave him woman's hair and a beard that made him look like father time. He was so mad that his face grew a bit red as he yelled at me, but I didn't listen to any of what he was saying so it was just a waste of time for him.
I gave Riker a beautiful woman that hated his guts. He tried to flirt with her and she punched him hard giving him a black eye. When he attempted to get her on his good side, she kicked him in his special place.
I replaced Geordi's visor with glasses and didn't give him any eyesight just to tease him and laugh as he walked blindly around the Enterprise. I know he didn't want or need glasses or to be completely blind, but it was fun giving it to him anyways.
I gave Data a rather bad sense of humor and watched entertained as he laughed at inappropriate moments. He even got hit by some angry officers when he laughed at them, but of coarse he wasn't at all hurt by them.
I didn't know what to give Worf so I just gave him a pie with a smile face drawn into it. He immediately smashed the pie like the ungrateful king on he was.
Then, I just got bored. Sure their reactions were funny, but just not funny enough. I decided it was about high time I ended this story. So, I ended it and Picard and crew disappeared. The Enterprise disappeared. Everything was gone. Then, I went to bother some one else in the universe.
Author's Note: (I didn't know how to end this, but I hope it was at least adequate. Thanks for reading and don't forget to review! 8D!)