Alright it has taken me forever to update and I am truly sorry for that. However, I am hoping to post several more chapters in the following week to compensate.

I own not Naruto

The ANBU walked merrily on stage and grinned at her fellow ninja. "Alright, thank you for your patience. Now we have Rock Lee here to "interview". " She made air quotes around her mike.

Backstage the crew finally released Lee who came flying at the ANBU, a barrage of punches and kicks flying. "How dare you accuse Gai-Sensei of such dishonorable actions with his eternal rival!!!"

The ANBU had finally managed to block some of his kicks and punches and shouted "LEE! ALRIGHT! I GET IT!"

He paused momentarily to begin to unwind his bandages. The ANBU let out a colorful stream of curses and put her hands up defensively. "Now Lee, let me take a moment to apologize before you do something drastic. I am truly sorry that I did that to Gai." She looked pained as she said it. "It was slander and I promise to keep my nose out of manners I do not understand. Alright?" She bowed her back to the audience, showing her crossed fingers. No one betrayed her.

Lee blinked, wound up his bandages and nodded. "Alright, it is quite understandable, many of you are jealous of the magnificance of Gai-sens-"

The ANBU rubbed her mask, feeling a headache coming on. "Sit Lee."

Lee frowned at having his rant cut off, but complied with the ANBU and sat in the chair.

"Alright, Lee" The ANBU stated as she got a manager offstage to heal her arm, "We all just want to know why...why would you imitate Gai-sensei..WHY?!?!?!"

She motioned towards him to shake his shoulders, but the healer kept her back shouting, "No! Your hand!"

Lee backed up a little at her strange actions and said. "Why do I dress and act like Gai-sensei you ask? He is one of my precious people, he taught me everything I know, and I wish to make him proud of me! His youth drives me to go on! His hip and modern youth posseses me!!!"

The ANBU was the one scared now, as well as most of the audience as a silence gripped them all. A silence so total you could just barely hear a "DATTEBAYO!" from across the village entirely. "Riiiiiiiiighhhht." The ANBU finally said, twitching a bit.

"I...I think you may take your leave Lee..." She was interrupted as another crew member rushed onstage, bearing a hastily scribbled note.

The ANBU scanned it and glanced around the audience, a small giggle escaping her lips. "We have a question from a member of the audience Lee."

The Green beast nodded "What do they wish to ask me?"

The ANBU gave another small giggle, her voice high pitched. "Boxers, or Briefs?"

The audience kept silent, a few sniggers, nothing more. Lee stood to face the crowd. "Who dares write this shameful question?" He asked, a hint of fury in his eyes.

"Actually Lee, this is a legitimite question, one I think we ALL want to know. What is going on under that spandex you and Gai wear?"

He turned to glare. "My undergarments are none of anyone's buisness."

The ANBU turned to face the crowd, her mike in her hands "Maybe he goes commando?"

Half the audience twitched while a few people 'eww'd. Lee frowned, eyes shut. "I would never!" He spouted indignantly.

"So just tell us, if not people will make assumptions." The ANBU said innocently.

"I refuse to answer, you are treading all over my honor!" He growled, hands into fists at his side.

"Or perhaps he and Gai wear thongs...that explains why there is no visible lines or why nothing is not showing through the skintight spandex." The ANBU reasoned to herself, off in her own little world.

Lee looked around, fury on his face. "This is slander, you have broken the promise you had made and I refuse to stand for this." He looked at all the ANBU which had appeared around him. "I will not take my vengeance out upon you here, but you will not be safe from me for a very long time." With that he sped away, a green blur.

The ANBU was terrified of what she had invoked, but she laughed, hiding it. "Whatever you say thong-boy. Alright, Next up we have Aburame Shino!

Several miles way

Gai had been sneezing randomly for the past few minutes.He sneezed once more and Iruka looked at him with concern. "Gai are you alright, you aren't getting sick are you?"

The Taijutsu specialist was about to respond, but Kakashi interrupted to his left, "Maybe people are talking about him." He suggested to the pair.

Gai shook his head, frowning. "I doubt it Kuh-kah-shi, It may be the dog hair of your house that is irritating my sinuses so."

Kakashi rolled his eyes. "Because your nose is so large, nothing can escape it's vortex."

"Damn you Kuh-kah-shi, and your modern insults!" The Green beast retaliated.

Iruka sighed and said evenly. "Stop bickering you two, and pass me the popcorn." The 'eternal rivals' shut up, while Kakashi handed Iruka the popcorn, Gai pressed play on the T.V; and the three snuggled closer under the blanket on the couch to watch the film.

Alrightie, now that this chapter is over with, I am excited about what the future will bring. Send me ideas for your favorite characters! They may just be in there nn