A/N: The title pretty much says it all. Seriously. I have no idea how I came up with this, it's a bit disturbing but hopefully funny! Please review! I will return the favor!

The rest of the ride was pretty silent. Draco thought of plans for Jezebel and would occasionally discuss them with Blaise. Blaise mostly just stared mindlessly out the window, while Jezebel tried to overhear what Draco was telling Blaise and also tried to think of what he'd come up with.

"Anything from the trolley, dears?" The plump, dimpled witch walked up to the compartment door, breaking the silence. Draco got up and walked over.

"Yes, I'd like two packages of Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans, two packages of Drooble's Best Blowing Gum, three Cauldron Cakes, three Chocolate Frogs, three Pumpkin Pasties, four Licorice Wands, and, let's see, a Pumpkin Juice." Draco smirked and took the huge lot of snacks.

"Excuse me; you have to play for that." The lady said somewhat sweetly.

"Oh, yes, my slave-girl will pay." He grinned at Jezebel.

"What?" She looked at him, confused.

"Yeah, you are my slave AND you never got me any breakfast at Hogwarts so you owe me." He smirked evilly. Jezebel sighed and got out her money.

"You want anything Blaise?" Jezebel asked before paying.

"Yeah, but I'll pay for it." He smiled and got up.

Jezebel handed over some money, "Can I get two Cauldron Cakes and a Pumpkin Juice?"

The lady got her the things, "That'll be 10 knuts, dear."

"Oh...um, just the Pumpkin Juice then?" She gave back the Cakes.

"I'll get that for you, Jezebel." Blaise smiled and asked for a little bit of everything. The lady left and they both sat down.

"Thanks Blaise, you can be sweetie sometimes!" Jezebel giggled. He and Draco rolled their eyes.

"No problem. Here you can have some of my stuff." He smiled and sat next to her, sharing his snacks.

"Hmm, I'm getting a bit bored, how about you Blaise?" Draco broke the ongoing silence. Blaise just shrugged. Jezebel looked apprehensively at Blaise who just smiled.

"I've come up with another thing for you to do, Zavelie." He gave his signature smirk.

Ugh. "And that would be?" She sighed. Why in the WORLD did I agree to this?

"I want you to run down the halls, screaming 'Draco is my master' and other things like that." He laughed a bit, along with Blaise.

"Anything else to this plan that I should know about?" She looked at him, hoping that was it.

"Of course there is, Zavelie. I want you to run the halls, saying that, and…" He looked to Blaise and back, "you have to be topless."

"WHAT?! Oh hell no! That's way too far, Malfoy!" She shouted. Blaise attempted not to laugh.

"You either do it, or have a really, really awful consequence. Well, awful for you anyway." He smirked.

"Are you kidding me? I'll do the consequence." She said, praying that it wouldn't be too bad. But knowing Draco, it would be.

"Are you sure?" He raised his eyebrow and she nodded, "I want you to…" He beckoned her closer and whispered into her ear. A look of disgust came upon her face.

"EW! There is NO way in HELL I'm doing that! What happens if I don't do either?" She said, pleadingly.

"I will make you're summer a living hell. I have curses and jinxes you haven't even heard of. One's that make even me cringe. So which are you going to do?" He narrowed his eyes. She gave him a pleading look but he just shook his head.

"Ugh, fine. You stupid git, I'm going to get you back, you know that right?" She stood up and looked out the compartment.

"We don't have all day, so I suggest you get on with it." He sneered. Blaise just stifled laughter. Jezebel sighed. Bloody git, why do I get myself into these things. I hope no one looks out…She looked at Blaise and Draco, who were looking eagerly at her. I really hate boys sometimes…

"Well hurry up!" Draco demanded.

"You're staring! I am not taking my shirt off while you guys watch!" She shouted.

"Everyone else is going to see, so what's the problem?" Draco grinned.

"I HATE YOU DRACO MALFOY!" She shouted loud but took off her shirt. She covered herself with her hands and turned to them.

"Here goes nothing…" She said, giving Draco one last pleading look before running down the hall. As soon as she was out the door Draco and Blaise ran out to the hall to watch.

"DRACO MALFOY IS MY MASTER!" She half-shouted, hoping no one would look out.

"DRACO MALFOY IS A SEXY BEAST!"

"DRACO MALFOY IS THE HOTTEST PERSON ALIVE!"

"I LOVE DRACO MALFOY!"

For awhile it didn't seem like any one was looking, but as she made her way back to her compartment she realized that Draco and Blaise had alerted quite a few people of the event.

I AM SO KILLING THAT BOY!

She ran as fast as she could, trying to cover herself and not fall. Cat calls came from all over and some girls yelled "SLUT!" as she ran by. Just as she was about to make it to safety, Snape came out of no where. Unfortunately, Jezebel didn't stop in time and crashed into him, still half naked. She, as instinct, put her hands out to catch herself from falling, which wasn't the best idea since she was indeed, topless. To make matters worse she landed right on top of Snape and everyone was watching. For what seemed like hours, but was only a few seconds, no one said or did anything. Jezebel just stared down at her teacher, who stared up at his half-naked student.

"ZAVELIE GET OFF ME!" Snape roared. Kids began cracking up and Jezebel's face went bright red. She jumped off him, and forgetting that she was still topless, stood there, hands to her sides, not sure what to do. Snape looked down at her bare skin and blushed madly. Jezebel looked from him down to herself and back again.

"OHMYGOD!" Jezebel screamed and covered herself. The professor shook his head violently and quickly looked up at her face.

"Um, uh, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" he yelled and looked around, "ALL YOU! GET BACK IN YOUR COMPARTMENTS! THERE'S NOTHING TO SEE!" He shouted, still red in the face. All the kids quickly got into there compartments and closed the doors, except for Draco and Blaise.

"MISS ZAVELIE, WHY ARE YOU WEARING NO…NO SHIRT?" He was still shouting.

"I-I…MALFOY MADE ME!" She pointed at Draco, but then swiftly covered herself up again. Snape turned furiously to Draco.

"I DID NOT YOU LIAR!" He shouted back at Jezebel.

"YOU DID TOO! BOY IF I WASN'T TOPLESS RIGHT NOW I COULD TOTALLY SLAP YOU INTO TOMORROW!" She screeched, threateningly.

"I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY!" He shouted, tauntingly, not thinking she would do anything. But, he was wrong. She was pissed.

"GAA DAMN YOU MALFOY!" She bellowed, leaping at him. He screamed and Snape grabbed hold of Jezebel. Sadly, she was still topless and he grabbed her chest, by mistake. Even worse, it happened right as Professor McGonagall walked around the corner.

"SEVERUS! WHAT IN MELIN'S NAME ARE YOU DOING?!" She shouted and came running down the hall. All four of them looked at the professor. Jezebel looked down to see that Snape's hands were holding her breasts. Draco and Blaise also realized this and began laughing even harder. Snape looked over Jezebel to see Draco and Blaise staring and laughing. He realized why and promptly removed his hands from Jezebel, who stood there, horrified.

"I-I…SHE WAS ATTACKING MALFOY AND I WAS TRYING TO STOP HER!" Professor Snape shouted at Professor McGonagall.

"WHY IS SHE TOPLESS SEVERUS?!" McGonagall was furious and slightly confused.

"I DON'T KNOW!!" He bellowed. Blaise and Draco were still laughing and Jezebel was on the verge of crying and was feeling quite violated.

"Severus, I think you should just leave. Now." McGonagall said, sternly.

"Yes, yes that's a good idea." He said shaking his pale face and walking away.

"Miss Zavelie, could you please enlighten me on why you are topless and trying to attack Mister Malfoy?" Professor McGonagall said a bit more calmly.

"I-I-I….Malfoy dared me and then denied it." She said, still completely revolted at what had just happened.

"Mister Malfoy is this true?" McGonagall's eyes glinted with anger.

"Um, well, no," He said sheepishly, but then saw Jezebel's face, "I mean yes, I did. But I didn't know that would happen." Jezebel cringed at 'that'.

"Uh-huh, and what were you doing Mister Zabini?" Her eyes gazed at Blaise.

"Um, I was….watching." He said, a bit shamefully.

"Right then, well since it's the end of the year I can't do much now, but next year you will all have detention. Miss Zavelie please put a shirt back on and no more stunts like this please. Don't worry dear, Malfoy and Zabini will be punished way more than you for being so evil. If you want, you can come with me to the staff car." McGonagall looked sincerely at her. Jezebel thought about saying yes, but then remembered that Snape might be in there and that would be worse than anything.

"No, no it's okay Professor. Thank you though." She muttered out. McGonagall nodded and traveled back to her car. Draco threw Jezebel her shirt and smirked, "Quite a show, Zavelie." She quickly put on the shirt.

"YOU ARE SO DEAD!" She screamed, manically, and pulled Draco by the shirt into the hall.