Hi Chandler!
Wow the Iridium is your favourite restaurant? What a coincidence...it's kinda cool. Maybe we already met. That would be crazy.
I've just come from work and saw your email which put a smile pn my face. Why? Had a shitty day at work. It's like every annoying person came to us today. I don't know how often there was a special request today. There was one guest who wanted everything on his plate to include the number two. So he wanted exactly 2 inches long green beans, exactly 2 potatoes with the exact length of 2 inches and even his steak needed to be the exact length of 2x2 inches...and this was not the only crazy guest. I'm hoping not annoying you with this work stuff but I just had to tell someone about my day. My roommate is at work at Central Perk, it's a coffeehouse, maybe you know it. So there's just you, Mr. Bing .
How did I know you would google me? Honestly I did the same! But there wasn't much information about you. Just that you're working at a company Midtown Manhattan and one other thing... but I don't want to embarrass you. I found a video of the Jay Leno Show where he interviewed a woman named Nora Tyler Bing. Is that your mother?
Chandler, if you're old want am I? I mean I'm just one year younger than you.
Statistical Analysis and Data Reconfiguration that sounds a bit boring...don't be mad, please.
You don't seem to be a person who wallows in self-pity at least for me..one day you'll find a woman to date.
Now I'll answer your questions!
1. I'm living near Grove and Bedford Street
2. To calm you down, I have a sense of humour, and for me it's important that men have humor.
3. Yes, I like you! And you can tell your roommate that there's a woman who likes you.
I have fears, of course. Everybody has one. So my fears are...I'm afraid of vermin, every kind of vermin. So I hate moths but instead of running away I would kill them. I'm afraid of being not the best in everything I do. I'm afraid of animals dressed like humans, yeah I am...
3 more questions
1. Do you have a lifetime dream?
2. Do you like to read and do you have a favourite book?
3. Do you think I'm odd?
I'm hoping I replied before you got eaten.
I say goodbye now because after that day I really need coffee and the best you can get is at Central Perk as long as Rachel didn't boil it.
I'm excited about your answer.
Bye, Monica :) (you wrote you're not that kissy-typy kind of guy so I omit it, just for you my friend)