To Be Human

Chapter 4: Doofenshmirtz the hero?

This story is not official in anyway for the Phineas and Ferb series.

Marie Flynn (C) belongs to Angelus19 and sam-ely-ember.
Thomas Fletcher (C) belongs to Melty19.
Jasmine Rai (C) belongs to sam-ely-ember and melty19.

"What do you mean she's not breathing?" Doofenshmirtz asks.

"She's not breathing!" Thomas answers. "You know? As in she's probably dead?"

While Hienz Doofenshmirtz has played hero (how ironic) and saved Marie from being stuck on a giant magnet, she's now unconcious and not breathing. While everyone watching this are worried for her, Thomas is the one who's most scared. He doesn't want to her. She's his best friend. She's...

"Grandpa Doof, is there ANYTHING we can do?" Thomas asks with tears.

"Here. Let me try something." He says as he reaches out for Marie.

Sitting down on the ground and putting Marie on his lap, the doctor makes an attempt to help Marie. This has not been a very evil day for him.

He first takes a close examination at Marie's head where she got hit, digging his fingers through her hair to check the damage. He finds the spot where she hit her head and finds some blood, but judging from the spot, it seems Marie didn't hit the magnet as hard as they all thought. After staring at the injury, he places one hand on her right shoulder, then he starts doing something wierd. He starts moving his fingers around in Marie's shoulder joint. Thomas has seen his grandfather do many weird things before, but this seems to be the weirdest thing he's ever done.

"...mmm..."

Then, Thomas hears it. Her voice.

"...ughhh...ow, my head..."

"There you go. Good as new." Doof says.

Whatever it was that the doctor did, it worked! Marie has woken up and she begins to standing up. She still feels her little head injury, but other then that, she seems perfectly fine. She's alive and well now.

"MARIE!" Thomas shouts as he runs up and hugs her. "Thought I lost you."

Getting caught up in the moment, Jazz runs up and joins the hug too. "Don't scare us like that, girl!"

Not wanting to feel left out, Xavier and Fred both join in on the group hug as well. As happy as happy as the group is knowing that Marie is okay now, she still feels a little confused on where the sudden hug is coming from.

"Can someone explain what's going on? Or at least tell me why my head hurts!"

Some time later, the kids all explain to what happened to Marie. How she got sucked in by the magnet, how she got hurt, and how she was saved. By this time, Phineas and Isabella both come running in after finally arriving at the museum, being worried sick about their only daughter.

"MARIE!"
"MARIE!"

Running to her as fast as they can, Phineas and Isabella come hug their girl together. No one can blame them though, seeing as their daughter almost got killed.

"Oh, Marie. What happened?" Isabella asks.

"They built a giant magnetinator or something." Doofenshmirtz says. "My guess is that it sucked in the metal plate in her head."

"I have a metal plate in my head?"

"Well, yes Marie." Phineas answers with embarrassment. "You see, we...um...kind of...dropped you on your head when...you were little."

"That explains SOOOO much." Thomas says.

"TOMMY! You meany!" Marie says as he punches Thomas in the arm. "Hey, Mr. D! What was it that you did to save me? Jazz thought you were giving me a massage or something."

"Well, I sort of did." Doofenshmitz answers. "While waiting at a pharmacy, I read an article on an ancient, chinese nerve massage that helps people regain consciousness. Never thought I'd ever use it."

"Well thanks alot, Doctor D. You saved my girl." Phineas says as he shakes Doofenshmirtz's hand. "We better take her home so we can treat her broken head."

"Maybe do a better job this time?" Thomas says with a smirk, thus, deserving another punch in the arm. "OW, Marie! That time it hurt!"

Later that night, Phineas himself treats Marie's head injury, gives her one final hug, and tucks her into bed. She's had a long day and she needs to rest her little head. With Marie taken care of, it's time to spend a few minutes with his other favourite girl.

Walking into the master bedroom, he finds Isabella sitting on the bed thinking about everything that happened today.

"Isabella, don't worry anymore. Marie's as happy as she ever been, her head is treated, she's fine."

After a short pause..."No, Phineas. She isn't fine." Izzy says in a sad tone. "You were right. She NEEDS to be 100% cured. If it wasn't for that plate in her head, she'd be fine all day."

"Well, it's my fault really. I should've used a non-magnetic metal."

"No, no that doesn't mean anything." Isabella says with a little anger. "You were right, and I was wrong. It's best if you give your full attention to Project H. I'lll even help you out more often just to speed things up! I don't want to see such a risk happening to Marie again!"

While Phineas is surprised by his wife's change of heart, he quickly finds it funny. Wanting to comfort her, he takes a seat next to her a wraps his arm around her shoulder.

"Well, Isabella. I'm glad you want to help and that you'll let me work on it more. But the truth is, I was wrong too. All you wanted was a little alone time with me. I guess that's not too much to ask."

"Well...we're alone now." Isabella says.

That they are. It's a little late in the night for Phineas to work on Project H, the two are all alone, so why not enjoy a little 'Intimate Get Together'. Taking the opportunity, the two lie down on their bed and begin cuddling together.

"...uhh...ahh..."

"Wow, you're an easy woman to please." Phineas says.

"That wasn't me."

"...no...mommy..."

It's Marie. Phineas and Isabella go straight to her room after hearing her moan in her sleep. It seems that she's having the the nightmare again. She had a hard time sleeping the other night because of this, and now it's repeating itself. Her parent's aren't even the only ones who heard her. They're elderly pet, Perry The Platypus, has heard her too. Bring comfort to his master, Perry jumps on the bed and lies down next to her.

"There you are, Perry. Good boy." Phineas says to his old pet. He then gently strokes Marie's head as she sleeps, hoping to help her dream. "Poor, Marie. You'll sleep well again soon. I promise."

"Tomorrow is Saturday, so she won't be at school. Maybe we should send her to Ferb's so she won't catch us working on Project H."

Hearing Isabella's suggestion, a thought pops into Phineas's head. "I've got a better idea."

Yeah, short chapter, but yay! Marie's alive! And poor Isabella. All she really wanted is five minutes for sex, and she's having trouble getting it. XD

So, I've actually answered a few questions for you in the chapter. Ended up giving you more questions to ask, didn't I? Trollolol. I'm gonna let you sleep while knowing the answers to them. I swear, sometimes I'm so evil, I should join L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.

Speaking of crazy ass acronyms, special thanks to WordNerb93 for giving me an acronym for The S.P.I.D.E.R., which will play a major role in the story. It's gonna be offically named the Super-Polytech-Inventive-Design-and-Engineering-Robot. Awesome job dude.

Now the next chapter may take time to make. I'm going to Anime North this weekend, so I'll be away from my computer. So don't be sad if I don't answer back. See you in a few days, and ciao.